Allan {a.k.a. RocKITEman} 🇺🇲 🇮🇱 ✝️

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Allan {a.k.a. RocKITEman} 🇺🇲 🇮🇱 ✝️

@USCG_Kiteman

→Conservative+Libertarian →Retired From USCG & USN →Divorced →I Like 🪁 {🪁Aerial 📷} & 🚀 & Unicycles →🚭 →Florida, USA Native →🖕🖕YOUR PRONOUNS

N.E. North Carolina, USA Beigetreten Eylül 2009

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Allan {a.k.a. RocKITEman} 🇺🇲 🇮🇱 ✝️@USCG_Kiteman·17 May

FWIW: I added "a.k.a. RocKITEman_2001" to my name here on Twitter. While "US Coast Guard Kiteman" is one of my online nicknames -- including the version I use here on this site -- I use the RocKITEman thing more often.

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Allan {a.k.a. RocKITEman} 🇺🇲 🇮🇱 ✝️@USCG_Kiteman·21h

@gemmamarierose Been That, Done There.

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G͓̽e͓̽m͓̽m͓̽a͓̽ t͓̽h͓̽e͓̽ o͓̽r͓̽i͓̽g͓̽i͓̽n͓̽a͓̽l͓̽@gemmamarierose·1d

At some point, you just stop giving a crap....

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Allan {a.k.a. RocKITEman} 🇺🇲 🇮🇱 ✝️@USCG_Kiteman·21h

@jesterstick4 @ReneeOrchard @Piper010100

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Agent Provocateur@jesterstick4·23h

@ReneeOrchard @Piper010100 Piper needs her voice back

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Reneé@ReneeOrchard·1d

She needs her account restored she did nothing wrong. Free @Piper010100

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@elonmusk we need our friend @Piper010100 back. How can we protest this suspension?

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Allan {a.k.a. RocKITEman} 🇺🇲 🇮🇱 ✝️@USCG_Kiteman·21h

@janninereid1 MAD MAXINE: Beyond Thunderc*nt

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Jannine.. #MagaMemeQueen ™️ 👑🇺🇸@janninereid1·1d

What would it be called? 😏 I kinda like her idea.⤵️🤣

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Allan {a.k.a. RocKITEman} 🇺🇲 🇮🇱 ✝️@USCG_Kiteman·21h

@Notwokenow It's a deleted scene from SPACEBALLS [1987]...😉

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Kentucky Girl@Notwokenow·1d

Look at this Temu ad. 😂😂😂😂

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Allan {a.k.a. RocKITEman} 🇺🇲 🇮🇱 ✝️@USCG_Kiteman·21h

@trumplicans2024 youtu.be/Jtb10ZwbReY?si…

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Trumplicans2024.com@trumplicans2024·1d

wghatcha got...

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Allan {a.k.a. RocKITEman} 🇺🇲 🇮🇱 ✝️@USCG_Kiteman·22h

@MsAshBash420 Your cup runneth over...😉

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Allan {a.k.a. RocKITEman} 🇺🇲 🇮🇱 ✝️@USCG_Kiteman·22h

@___SPAZ___ Oh, you mean "Illiterate"? 🤭

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Fʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ Holli Would@___SPAZ___·1d

MFers be making shit too easy 😭🤌🏼

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Allan {a.k.a. RocKITEman} 🇺🇲 🇮🇱 ✝️@USCG_Kiteman·22h

@its_The_Dr She looks like an extra from THE WALKING DEAD.

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Johnny Midnight ⚡️@its_The_Dr·1d

How healthy does she look?

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Allan {a.k.a. RocKITEman} 🇺🇲 🇮🇱 ✝️@USCG_Kiteman·22h

@gemmamarierose

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G͓̽e͓̽m͓̽m͓̽a͓̽ t͓̽h͓̽e͓̽ o͓̽r͓̽i͓̽g͓̽i͓̽n͓̽a͓̽l͓̽@gemmamarierose·1d

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G͓̽e͓̽m͓̽m͓̽a͓̽ t͓̽h͓̽e͓̽ o͓̽r͓̽i͓̽g͓̽i͓̽n͓̽a͓̽l͓̽ tweet media

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Allan {a.k.a. RocKITEman} 🇺🇲 🇮🇱 ✝️@USCG_Kiteman·22h

@TrumpsHurricane Are you sure that's only one woman?

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Val@TrumpsHurricane·23h

What is your response to the woman holding up the sign ??

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Allan {a.k.a. RocKITEman} 🇺🇲 🇮🇱 ✝️@USCG_Kiteman·22h

@FFT1776 Same

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Sherri Unfiltered™@FFT1776·1d

How about you?

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Allan {a.k.a. RocKITEman} 🇺🇲 🇮🇱 ✝️@USCG_Kiteman·22h

@MsAshBash420 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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✨Ms_Ashhole ✨@MsAshBash420·22h

Before I paint my actual face on 😂

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@trumplicans2024 A.M.F.

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Allan {a.k.a. RocKITEman} 🇺🇲 🇮🇱 ✝️@USCG_Kiteman·22h

@gemmamarierose Nom Nom Nom...😉

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G͓̽e͓̽m͓̽m͓̽a͓̽ t͓̽h͓̽e͓̽ o͓̽r͓̽i͓̽g͓̽i͓̽n͓̽a͓̽l͓̽@gemmamarierose·1d

😏

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Allan {a.k.a. RocKITEman} 🇺🇲 🇮🇱 ✝️@USCG_Kiteman·22h

@Katie_likes_it2 >>> Regarding Ms. Piper, I thought it used to say "account suspended." 🤦‍♂️

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Allan {a.k.a. RocKITEman} 🇺🇲 🇮🇱 ✝️@USCG_Kiteman·22h

@MsAshBash420 PANASONIC

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Allan {a.k.a. RocKITEman} 🇺🇲 🇮🇱 ✝️@USCG_Kiteman·1d

@MsAshBash420 Might be PANASONIC, I don't remember...🙄

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Allan {a.k.a. RocKITEman} 🇺🇲 🇮🇱 ✝️@USCG_Kiteman·22h

@Tom01052815 @elonmusk @peter_carruth I may have misread your comment. By "last time" were you specifically referring to Apollo 17?

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Allan {a.k.a. RocKITEman} 🇺🇲 🇮🇱 ✝️@USCG_Kiteman·23h

@Tom01052815 @elonmusk @peter_carruth Which one? They planted six.

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Elon Musk@elonmusk·1d

NASA Artemis passing close to the Moon

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Allan {a.k.a. RocKITEman} 🇺🇲 🇮🇱 ✝️@USCG_Kiteman·22h

@MikeSammon81774 @RJinTheKnow1_2 @elonmusk @ZYNproducer71 Depending on the lensing and level of zoom each camera is set to, an object can appear either large or small, when photographed from the same location.

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Mike Sammons@MikeSammon81774·22h

@USCG_Kiteman @RJinTheKnow1_2 @elonmusk @ZYNproducer71 That doesn't really help unless I'm knowledgeable about camera optics, which I'm not. Can you explain for a dummy please...

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