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@WilliamsRuto Mzee si utusamehe tu, please resign

We will do everything possible to cushion Kenyans from the economic shocks arising from the conflict in the Middle East. As I announced on Wednesday during my tour of Kisii County, we have reduced VAT on fuel by half, from 16 per cent to 8 per cent. To underpin this move in a legal framework, I have today assented to the Value Added Tax (Amendment) Bill, 2026, State House Nairobi. We have taken this urgent and necessary step because a surge in the cost of fuel has a ripple effect on consumer goods and services. While the reduction in VAT will be in operation for 90 days, we have inserted a provision which will enable us to extend the application of the law should the conflict in the Gulf continues to affect oil prices. I thank the National Assembly for their swift consideration and passage of the Bill in a record one day.

I would hold a career-ending press conference.

@_Not_Me_Not Yes

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I trust Arsenal fully, the best team in the world fear nobody, I am just fully focused right now because we have big trophies to win but what’s the terms of your betting and how much? The Arsenal fear no team in the universe 💪💪

@iamnasboi @the_Lawrenz Walk the talk oga

@the_Lawrenz Wetin dey happen here????

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@tl_chaos Let's just hope we're all wrong because she'll surely win

Huyu mama huwa ukimuangalia as she goes about her campaign you can just tell from her face she doesn't give a fuck about those people or their problems.

@CQNJay @StokeyyG2 You reckon arse gets past atleti?

@StokeyyG2 And Palace have a favourable draw in Shaktar, could see and english club in all 3 Mens European finals (Arsenal, Villa/Forest and Palace)

Aston Villa will face Nottingham Forest in the Europa League semi-final…🍿

@skcartiz @roywahome9

@roywahome9 Hii maybe nikuwe goon ndio nicheke

Noted with thanks Queen

@roywahome9 @skcartiz 😭

@skcartiz "kabiria kabiria kastomaa..."

@invul_23 @01makadi @kamauwaruhiu But akiuza hiyo fuel si the 800k "extra money" si inarudi na profit

@01makadi @kamauwaruhiu Hio hoarding ndio inasaidia wafike bei ya new stock..Unauza mafuta na 176/- na stock mpya inakuja na 196/- hio difference ya 20/- inatoka wapi? Mbona hamuelewi hesabu rahisi?

Any petrol station that hoarded about 20k liters just made an extra 800k .

@eve_reyne @Kibet_Goat More like femur has neck

@Kibet_Goat Neck has femur ama niendee school fees ya biology 🫢

Msee wa nduthi ameanguka kwa rally ya politician akaletwa casualty na Fracture ya neck of femur sahi ameambiwa DHS ni 150k na SHA haicover. Tunangoja amalize kulia tumwambie hata hatuna maji theatre aende another hospital as self referal juu ambulance pia haina mafuta

@denz_________ @AmethystFrankln @TheUltItGirl if you ask a girl to send you nudes is it videos of her being fucked or is it just a pic of a tit? Then you'll get an answer

@AmethystFrankln @TheUltItGirl "Just nudes no porn " ?? 🤡 Bless your heart I hope this helps

Does Sophie Rain even post porn or just lingerie pictures?

Kama birthday yako inacome up itabidi ukubali words of affirmation.

@joyz_jose @zoomafrika1 @GitahiJcgitahi 😂

@zoomafrika1 @GitahiJcgitahi Sasa 1 anafanyia watu nini kama huyu ni number 2?

Kenyan President William Ruto is the second most corrupt leader in the world, according to the Organized Crime and Corruption Reporting Project (OCCRP).

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