Your Uncle Stokes

I’m already getting sick of watching this team’s fucking hitting. #Guardians #Guardsball

How greasy is that shit?!?

@PitchingNinja Like a fucking torpedo!

Robert Suárez, Filthy 92mph Changeup. 👌

Paul Skenes, 98mph Fastball (called strike) and 94mph Splinker (sword), Individual Pitches + Overlay Hitting is tough.

New Year's Eve hockey in Utah!!! 🥳 The @Discover NHL #WinterClassic between the @utahmammoth and @Avalanche will be played on New Year's Eve!

Meanwhile, at Progressive Field

We're thrilled to announce that senior left-hander 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐆𝐞𝐛𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐭 has been named one of 43 semifinalists for the College Baseball Foundation 2026 National Pitcher of the Year Award ‼️🐧⚾️ 📰: tinyurl.com/2drumhd6 #GoGuins

Castaneda punching like Navarette in there. #UFC

@I_am_Khacey @sciencegirl That’s what I was thinking…the peacock wants to hit that.

@sciencegirl Isn't that the male peacocks method of attracting a mate?

This lady offered the peacock food… and it said thanks in a spectacular way

Usain Bolt's 200m record was SHATTERED👀

@TimmyLowe86 @ringmagazine Then let him get knocked out. At some point, fights need to be allowed to conclude, especially title fights.

@Uncle_Scary @ringmagazine Me either but TKV was getting knocked out period

RIAKPORHE CLAIMS THE BRITISH TITLE 🏆 #FuryMakhmudov is LIVE NOW on Netflix 📺

@KISH_KISH_KISH_ @WhiteGuysComedy You could commit three errors and still throw that guy out at first base.

@WhiteGuysComedy Melton's Great Grandfather. His friends used to call him, "Fatty Hack". I guess the fruit didn't fall far from the tree.

@ringmagazine If you’re gonna stop a fight that early based on what you think might happen, then why have the fight? Not a great stoppage.

Felix Cash comes out on top as he stops Liam O'Hare in two rounds ⚔️ #FuryMakhmudov prelims are streaming NOW on The Ring’s socials 📺

@KISH_KISH_KISH_ @chadzumock A wide, crusty hole undergoing double penetration. Wait...is that Scarlet, a margarita, or life?

@chadzumock Life is like a margarita.

Great stuff @DreKnott. Great stuff. #Browns #GuardsBall @CleGuardians @Browns

@clashreport @ProjectLincoln Zero percent dementia. He’s the same sorry mother fucker that he’s always been.

Alex Jones on Trump: 5-6 times a day, it's, "Oh, we won, it's over. No, it's gonna go on forever. I'll never let them have the Strait. Yes, we're giving up the Strait. I'm getting out of NATO. We're staying in NATO." When you know people in early dementia, that is exactly what they do.

Kelly Leak's stat line for 1976: Batting average: .900 Home runs: 50 Lung darts: You’re damn right Motorcycles: 1 Fucks given: 0 👉 super70ssportsstore.com/products/chico…

@Super70sSports One night in Bangkok.

Greetings from the 19th century, an era in which you treated a cough by basically taking on Iggy Pop’s lifestyle.

The Atlanta Braves have put together this seven-inch burger called "The Bat Flip" 😳 This creation features two pounds of seasoned beef patties, braised short rib, crispy pork belly, melted cheese, crunchy onions, green leaf lettuce, sliced red tomatoes, and a fried egg all stacked on toasted brioche 😍