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Even if it's only for one game I'll never forget this, one of the first things I bought with my pocket money was a Van Nistelrooy keyring 😭

@captainB1948 @jackroberts_12 Of course you're following onlyfans accounts.

@jackroberts_12 FCUK off. Fat Mingers talking socialist shite. at least Gary Lineker earned the right to talk left wing champagne socialist crap . What’s her excuse?

ITV’s coverage has been amazing for the most part. I’ve enjoyed Juan Mata, Ange + especially Emma Hayes. But, Lee Dixon on comms has been borderline unbearable on every game he’s been on 🤣 he’s the most miserable old man I’ve ever listened to, he also for some reason thinks he’s qualified to disagree with every bit of brilliant analysis Emma Hayes has done

@kaspersburnerr Only thing I'll ever credit him for was getting rid of Garnacho (I was against him long before anyone else)

There are still "fans" defending Amorim 🤢🤢🤢

@henrywinter The atmosphere at the games isn't great already but it seems to never really gets going again after the first drink break.

This is the year when the game of two halves became the game of four quarters. And the greatest sport and event was damaged for fistfuls of dollars. Hydration breaks ruin the game’s flow and frustrates fans and viewers. If hydration breaks were solely about player welfare then they would be linked to the temperature in the stadia. It’s a nonsense having a three-minute break in an air-conditioned arena. Fifa should long ago have established a working party of coaches, sports scientists, national team doctors and Fifpro to agree a set temperature at kickoff, say 25C, which triggers the breaks. That would prove the breaks were for player welfare. At the moment, and to nobody’s surprise, it is widely accepted that these breaks are for US TV to accommodate commercials. Big bucks for the small screen. Fifa should have thought more about the effect on games and to fan (and viewer) experience when negotiating. Coaches’ desire for a mid-half tactical time-out masquerading as a drinks stop should be resisted anyway. Games have been played for 150 years without needing such intervention. Coaches can shout instructions. And who says that 22 mins and 67 mins is when a coach needs to intervene anyway. It’s nonsense. It’s about money. Respected and sane footballing voices from Virgil van Dijk to Mauricio Pochettino have spoken out against the breaks. Fifa should listen to them not appear only to listen to the rustle of dollar bills. It’s important that there is resistance to this from all over. Because if we tolerate this, our TV games could be next. BBC can’t do ads, ITV says it won’t follow its US counterparts. But it has been discussed by TV people. It’ll come one day. #FIFAWorldCup.

@4shaann Was looking for clips of yesterday and saw your tweet 😂

The Italian national anthem is an absolute banger. And then there’s ours when Hamilton inevitably wins 🙄🙄

@MissNicoleDeans I think I feel more pressure about this than the players do, the memes that'll come out if we have a bad season will be indefensible lol

Don’t know whether to be excited or terrified. Heavy on the all part.

@Lucyconnell_1 @4shaann I wanted her to get a yorkshire terrier or something similar sized, my Mum is barely 5 ft now 😂

@UnitedColin @4shaann Oh my god he’s beautiful 🤩

Ran into one of my year 7s in the park and she was walking an adorable little sausage dog. Charlie and the sausage dog sniffed each other’s butts and I’m teaching her fractions period 1 tomorrow. Funny little world

@P4ul785 Thankfully, he isn't interested in getting in her pond but he hasn't seen the horses in the field opposite hers yet lol

@UnitedColin Theyre intelligence but derpy at the same time. There'll never be a dull moment when he is at least 😂. Just seen the photo of him aswell. Hes a beaut.

@P4ul785 Well she was talking about bringing him to mine after his 2nd jab, but he aint trained yet and I've got a cat here that barely likes people let alone other animals it won't end well

@UnitedColin @4shaann Ah fair enough. Although theres a good chance youll still here him from there 😂 Lovely dogs but never seen a breed so dramatic 😂. Mine is bad enough so couldn't imagine being in her shoes when hes fully grown haha.

@P4ul785 @4shaann Not me lol she lives 3 hours away

@UnitedColin @4shaann You're in for fun 😂.

@4shaann swear to god I'm not shouting that out in public 🤣 I get to meet him on the 29th

@UnitedColin MUFFIN 😭🥰 that’s the cutest name

@4shaann From couple weeks ago, I'd been encouraging her to get a dog because they seem to keep you going lol

@UnitedColin No but I love them! They’re so dramatic 😂

@4shaann Any experience with Huskies? lol my Mum just got a puppy

@UnitedColin Sounds like a dream job

@4shaann never know with you

Teaching the year 7 girl fractions, not the sausage dog

@volnvegas @ifanmj I wouldn't want to rig it like that but there should be games in that time slot in states where weather is less of a problem.

@UnitedColin @ifanmj Especially the top 5-10 teams in the field. Much rather see powerhouse teams compete.

I thought the UK had woken up to the fact that it wasn't the centre of the universe until my timeline was filled with complaints that none of the World Cup games were at 12pm. 🤣

@Tr1ckyTrees I've been sleeping at normal times, I don't feel like I'm missing out this time

Anyone else just not arsed about the World Cup? I’m football mad but I literally have 0 excitement for this tournament Wake up, 2/3 games already played then wait about 11 hours for the next one Honking World Cup so far 🤮🤮 #fifa #worldcup

@4shaann They're always so passive aggressive lol, I had one trying to tell me they can't have a lunch time game on the east coast because other parts of the country would need to be up at 8

Please understand the context of a tweet before replying to it. Please

@gavindawson It seems to have the same effect as sending on 5-6 new players at half-time during a friendly, the players seem to struggle to get going again after these breaks and the same can be said of the crowds

Something tells me these water breaks with commercials are going to become standard in soccer going fwd. Within 3 years all domestic leagues. We had a good run

@prodnose @itvfootball It's why I don't understand the hate that Ally McCoist gets, you can tell he loves his job and would be happy watching 2 pub teams go at it, I genuinely can't tell if Dixon likes football, we need energy for these late kick-offs, not a talking nytol.

Lee Dixon (speaking at a volume most people use when trying to pass bad news to a workmate in a public space) "Well, he nearly hit the target, that's the main thing." Thanks mate! Thanks @ITVfootball #Insight

@phughes76340646 @Keir_Starmer bloke or bot which are you

@Keir_Starmer You are one dangerous man. How dare you keep pocking the bear putting our children’s lives at risk when our armed forces have so little to defend us with, you are acting like a mad tin pot dictator 🤬

In the early hours of this morning, I directed our Armed Forces to intercept a shadow fleet oil tanker attempting to pass through the English Channel. This successful operation delivers yet another blow to Russia and reminds those fueling Putin's war in Ukraine that we will not let them hide. I want to thank those involved, including our Armed Forces and law enforcement officers who keep this country safe 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.