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@ChicagosLoneCon I’ll tell you in a couple of months when we do see that on Election Day.

How would you react if you see this on election night?

Republicans Could Lose Control of Texas for First Time in 30 Years — Newsweek

I was elected as a democratic socialist, and will continue to govern as a democratic socialist. 

100 days in — and we’re just getting started.

@EFCevie Right wing and Christian nationalist mixed together just lapping up anything their church and Fox News tells em

the way right wingers just lie about literally everything and just get away with it is crazy

@ShaykhSulaiman Class 🤝 Consciousness

BREAKING: A protester got into Shannon Airport in Ireland today, climbed onto the wing of a parked US Air Force C-130 Hercules and damaged the fuselage, taking the aircraft out of service.

@digithetic It’s the only appropriate way. Also while yelling over ear plugs and loud equipment.

Explaining how elites preform quasi tulpa sex/orgy/drug/sacrifice rituals to commune with demons to my 19 year old apprentice whilst working on 480 volt live electrical panel

@ick_real People do it often and leave the country before they get too old!

Realistically, whats stopping me from waiting until im really old and taking out a massive loan and spending it all right before i die, so i dont have to pay it back

@soIndi @kathrwn Goated. The fed was free and like 10-15 for each state I worked in. I’ll never not do FTUSA!!

@kathrwn FreeTaxUSA babe… - a former IRS employee

paying $70 to file my taxes and remembering that just two years ago the IRS was on the verge of rolling out a nationwide direct file program that would allow millions of americans to save time and money on filing taxes and also not have to put my SSN and addy in a random website

@AOCPulseX Tough af

🚨BREAKING: AOC declares: “Unlike Trump, I don’t care if someone likes me or not. I’m going to fight for MAGA to have health care. I want MAGA to be paid a living wage.”

@intrvrtdintrvrt “Damn it’s Fuckin windy out here”

genuine question for english speakers: is there a way to say that its really fucking windy, violently windy like an idiom or a fixed phrase of some kind? something for when you go outside and want to complain

@mousepuppyy No girl we be using cntrl c/v

when you right click copy and paste something does it ever feel like your mouse is pregnant with information. or is that just me

@poordart It’s just an is**** rage bait account

Everyone thinks this is a good idea Literally everyone Dont "threaten", just do it @ Iran

@theliamnissan I thought he was saying they are done releasing anymore files. Not that they have released all the files and now they’re done.

They actually did it. The DOJ actually released Allllllll the Epstein files. They did it to sabotage Trump. We've been saved from nuclear war. Hallelujah

@them_failure No this shit is for real. I had a dream on how to start my chainsaw I was having trouble with and tried it the next day and it worked.

Friend is receiving prophetic insight

@PalmyrPar How does one get around said seas?

HBO Max be like "you're streaming on too many devices!!!!!" like I don't have the easiest pirating alternative ever. Like ok man I tried to do it nice and legal and you still wanna fuck the consumer over, guess I'll steal your shit. Great job dude you're doing fantastic.

@AnthonyG0528 But they could have and should have.

Fuck free daycare. Pay for your own damn kids. No one paid for my kids to go to daycare.

@samwakinsvv Always wanted to smoke with my dad but I think it would send him into psychosis. So I’ve never asked.

Have you smoked weed with your parents?

@bigdog1080 Trade school broski

every career i research its just like yeah nobody getting jobs its a waste of time you gonna be broke and die

@GovPressOffice Why didn’t you mention the files Gavin

NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! HEALTH CARE IS NOW FREE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!) AND ALL MOMS GET FREE CHILDCARE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABIES!!! ALSO CANNABIS IS NOW LEGAL AND ABORTION IS BACK FOR WOMEN WHO WANT IT. I WILL SOON BE BANNING ALL TICKETMASTER FEES AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE COMMERCIALS ALLOWED DURING NBA AND NFL GAMES, AS WELL AS ALL BRAVO “REAL HOUSEWIVES” SHOWS (LONGER EPISODES!). EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY NOW GETS A “TARIFF AND GAS SPIKE REFUND” TO BUY A CHEAP ELECTRIC CAR! THE COUNTRY IS NOW RUN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE A SENTENCE. AMERICA IS NOW “HOT” BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DYSLEXIC PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF A BRAIN-DEAD ONE. BIG UPGRADE!!! — GOVERNOR GCN

@gohanvagina High blood pressure. I know a guy that used to tan or stay outside a lot and he stayed a purplish color.

genuine question why do racist white people look so pink all the time