@DireRavennn @malphier Did you guys say this dumb shit during breath of the wild?
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Things that happen in the first hour and a half of Crimson Desert:
> MC gets his throat slit in the first few minutes of the game
> as soon as you get into the city, which is like 20 minutes in, there is a side encounter with a little girl who looks quite normal. If you help her with her cat, she invites you to her village and she just vanishes;
> A beggar gives you a key to the sewer after you give it a coin, then there's a noble captured in there and when you help her, she gives you a key to what feels like an alternate dimension. Oh, then she vanishes too;
> You go to the sky, where there are floating structures that is too technologically advanced for the setting. You can see the entire map from there;
> You gain the ability to glide by transforming in a crow-like thing;
Nothing remotely interesting, so true
Raven@DireRavennn
Been playing Crimson Desert for 1 hour and half and nothing interesting has happened
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@Durrtydoesit Motherfuckers only started caring about "narrative depth" because it allowed them to drop lower grades on this game. This is a game built for "leave me alone and let me explore" players and they want to dock it points for being that.
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How’s the narrative depth in Tears of the Kingdom and Elden Ring???
Game Informer@gameinformer
Crimson Desert is a beautiful, exploration-rich open-world game that’s a clear technological achievement, hampered by a cornucopia of little frustrations and a stark lack of narrative depth. Our review: gameinformer.com/review/crimson…
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@_6signxxx Sure, one of those white men founded amazon and made it so I never have to go to the grocery store ever again. One of the brown immigrants raped a grandmother in her home.
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Four white men have more wealth than half the planet… & you still think a brown immigrant is why you’re struggling? 😭😭 Explain that to me like I’m five.
WELCOME TO BLACK TWlTTER @blacktwiterthrd
tell me the hardest truth
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@TremaVids @Dexerto They thought they could snap their fingers and make as many "Skyrims" as they wanted. Turns out their studio is shit and they probably won't even have a successful release for ES6.
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@leveledupmom @naywetasl @iSimpii @SleeperBroncos @_logicaltakes @Broncos Spending the last 7 years of his career as some hired gun, bouncing from team to team, but skipping over the broncos after they were at the superbowls doorstep, would probably be the lamest shit he could do for his legacy. Especially with denver.
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@WereBackLibs @naywetasl @iSimpii @SleeperBroncos @_logicaltakes @Broncos It would be SO maddening if money (let alone that little, by comparison) really kept Von from coming home for this hyped up next season... I'd hope he'd take a team friendly deal, but he has previously said he wouldn't.
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@AyItsDogan @mostvaluablefoo @DylanPascual_ @SRTerrio_ @LouisArtisan I thought we were talking about the last 2 years. So we ignore 2023 when it's time to shit on waddle and then bring 2024 back up when it's time to praise tua 🤔
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@MileHighReport He was the only reliable receiver last year. Everyone talking about trading him. Would be a foolish move.
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I don't think they'll move Mims, he's too valuable as a returner and big play specialist.
Franklin seems like the odd man out but good depth is good depth. I thought J-Mac was in trouble after Barron was drafted and was very wrong. We'll see how it plays out.
Benjamin Solak@BenjaminSolak
The Broncos now have Jaylen Waddle, Marvin Mims, and Troy Franklin. With Courtland Sutton and Pat Bryant in hand, gotta imagine they'll hear trade calls on Mims and Franklin
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The Broncos are so loaded, man.
Sutton. Waddle. Franklin. Mims. Studs.
Good OL.
If Bo Nix was just close to what Bronoco fans thought he was... unstoppable
Tom Pelissero@TomPelissero
Blockbuster! The Dolphins are sending star WR Jaylen Waddle to the Broncos pending a physical, sources tell me and @RapSheet.
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@naywetasl @iSimpii @SleeperBroncos @_logicaltakes @Broncos Dude has probably made over two hundred million in the league and has the chance to end his HOF career winning a SB with the team that's always been his home and he's gonna quibble over 4 million dollars 🙄
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@iSimpii @SleeperBroncos @_logicaltakes @Broncos bro just needs to go ahead and take that vet min 💔. ik the chicken business doing him well
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Last year, Colorado State troopers pulled over 2,540 drivers traveling slower than the flow of traffic, often creating additional hazards for other motorists. The left lane is for passing, the right lane is for traveling. Know your lane.
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@MileHighMims I'm just worried we're gonna have a bunch of B-tier receivers trotted out every week. Would have loved jefferson. Now I'm worried mims isn't even gonna get 3 targets a game.
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@lyncey_gilbe They have proven to be the most tribal people in the country. Even after decades of placating their feelings, they are unable to reciprocate any kindness or extend any comraderie to anyone who isn't black.
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@cakejallender @fakeftedd @JamieBonkiewicz You people have only been pushing against one for the last 60 years. This whole "we can do two things at once" doesn't work when you have consistently shown to only do things that benefit you and hurt us.
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@fakeftedd @JamieBonkiewicz “We get taxed to own a gun so the government should tax us to vote instead of pushing back against both.”
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Reminder: if voting requires a $165 passport, that’s a poll tax. We made those unconstitutional in 1964.
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@WereBackLibs @barryisbaked @Liquidity_47 @SheevTalks A) romcoms are great, b) nothing wrong with being gay you homophobic twat, c) the film is LITERALLY about Fantastic 4.
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My brain was like “oh have they done a movie together before? oh that’s cool, i should-” and then I remembered.
Miles Teller@Miles_Teller
What’s up, Blue!!!! So proud of my guy @michaelb4jordan. Top of the mountain
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@MaritimeAshes He knows. That's why he recorded him. He even made sure to get the guy handing his credit card over to him on video.
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@madaomoshiroi How many times do you have to play this level to do that?
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@Leowantsursoul @PorchGhost_ Fuck that. Half the country drives around uninsured and the rest of us have to pay for it.
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her insurance was invalid so shes just kind of fucked now
• Porch •@PorchGhost_
just got backed into so im going to cry
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@BlackBarbie_lia @nirvanaqueens Yeah because it's always a black girl that is doing too much.
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@nirvanaqueens It’s always “doing too much” when it’s a Black woman or a Black girl….
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I see what yall are trying to do and I’m not with it….
🗝️@DiaryOfKeysus
Teyana Taylor so annoying… #Oscar
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Getting tricked into reading some gay ass inspirational quote has to be one of the worst experiences on this website outside of the linkedin shit.
Amazing Physics@amazing_physics
This is a 1000-gram iron bar. In its raw form, it’s worth around $100. If it’s turned into horseshoes, its value rises to about $250. If it’s made into sewing needles, its value jumps to roughly $70,000. If it’s crafted into watch springs and gears, it can be worth around $6 million. And if it’s transformed into precision laser components, like those used in lithography, its value can reach $15 million. Your value is not defined only by what you are made of, but by how well you shape your potential into something extraordinary.
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