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This. My first job out of school I went from a 20 year old beater to wearing Rolexes and driving a Benz
My manager was NOT happy to come across my business on my Facebook profile. Tried to push me out soon after
I left for a 80% pay bump within 60 days
𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉@OrevaZSN
Jobs hate when you have motion outside the job.
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For a single man this is actually ideal
Small house where all the space is ACTUALLY utilized + some cool cars that fit in the garage
4T@Fortuze
new larper's car is worth more than his house 😅
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Nic + AI is bringing levels of locked in only spoken of in the Bible
Gotta cycle nic so you don’t fry your receptors and blood flow.
Exec Sum@exec_sum
BREAKING: Palantir and other tech companies are stocking offices with nicotine products to increase worker productivity, per Fortune
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This company is a master class in letting God handle things beyond your control l
Pinglyadya@pinglyadya
"GABE!! THE RAM PRICES WILL MAKE A STEAM MACHINE COST $2K!!!!! WHAT DO WE DO!?" "Nothing."
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@FidelCacheFlow My father in law foot the whole bill for my wedding. 1 kid is gay and the other has never even held hands with the opposite gender. Dude balled out since this might be his only shot lmao
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@wittyescort As long as there a way to remove these engagement bait accounts I will find it. We’re making the algorithm great again
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@Zeekou_ 10 years too late, bro. Twitter API turned uncool during the aftermath of the 2016/2017 "fake news" histrionics, and Elmo isn't much better.
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I want to buy and build a nasty C6/C7 corvette but @AltAssetKing will call me poor😭🤣
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They have whole honky tonks in Japan and you’re black pilling?
ゲイリー斎藤@JUN_SAITOH_WHR
I'm holding events in Japan to spread Southern American culture. "WILD HONKY TONK" I want my American friends to know that there are Japanese people like me!
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@sanpellyenjoyer I don’t see anything wrong here??? Good looking brown dude pulled a white girl in SCOTTSDALE ARIZONA. Nothing but golf courses and high earning people out there
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Don’t even have a joke this is just deeply disturbing
Shannon Sharpe Enthusiast@lankretard
Are we fucking serious!?
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I love the internet. You have no idea if the anon you’re shit talking to is a fed, real life shooter, Nigerian, Indian, a petty hacker, unemployed larper, or some super rich guys burner account
wapital@wapital3
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If you don’t come from an upper middle class+ family or have a 7 year or higher age gap relationship having a kid pre 25 is usually a horrendous idea for both genders
кєνín@notcee_fan
How nggas who 25+ with no kids look at everybody else.
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I used to play apex legends with a dude who works for border patrol… in Puerto Rico
Mf said “yeah we really only gotta worry about Dominicans and you can see those mfs coming 5 miles away”😭😭😭
Nick Watts@NickWatts
Jupiter Island PD might just be the greatest government job on Earth All you have to do is hang out on the wealthiest beach in the world and pull Tiger over every couple months
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@ccmembersonly Any old Bruce Lee/Chuck Norris kung fu movie with horrible dubbing, rambo, predator, die hard, or early fast and furious titles will have the boys glued to the screen
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Update: job offer secured
Buying a M5 Pro MacBook, 2 Mac minis, Raspberry Pi’s and a Claude Code max plan to go full autist
Z🌴@Zeekou_
Might’ve landed myself a new role with 2x current salary from autist vibes alone during the interview 30 min interview turned into an hour because we were nerding out about Linux superiority to the dumpster fire knows as Windows 11 Thanks Microsoft🤝
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Yea so I can do some Memphis shit like this. 🤣
ٍ@horsepower
We need more performance oriented V8 family sedans to hit the market
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@ItsColinTheCMan @FenixAmmunition You prob don’t expect this as I’m on the opposite side of the isle from you but I agree
It’s simply a tool that hopefully we never have to use outside of a range
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@Zeekou_ @FenixAmmunition And that’s the crux. I don’t trust any of these fools who think their weapons are toys to do any good in dangerous situations because they cosplay as “heroes” in their fantasies.
Killing isn’t easy. And when they’re scared and pulling triggers, they’re a danger to everyone.
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Buddy I have 4 mags in my hotel room, don't be such a fucking pussy
Fifty Shades of Whey@davenewworld_2
Why are these children magged the fuck up like they're about to face John Wick at LaGuardia?
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Walk into ford dealer
“Do you have any 5.0 V8 f150s? That’s what I want”
👨💼”no sir but we do have a large stock of the 3.5v6 for you to checkout”
If a customer walks in and says exactly what they want.
JUST SHOW THEM AND STFU TO MAKE THE SALE
Car salesmen are retards
Alex B@bprintco
I cannot begin to express how much I hate car dealerships. I am spending $700 per week in fuel using a big diesel truck for quotes right now. It wasn’t intentional, it just worked out that way. I need a quote truck by Monday. It will literally save me $400 per week, including the price of the truck! The process of buying it is absolutely atrocious. The chit chat, the pushing for you to buy something you don’t want, the back and forth on options, the upsells, the inventory checking. What I want is very simple and clear. I’m looking at 15 of them on your lot right now. Why do we have to do this stupid dance? Just take this check, let me know when it’s ready to pick up. Bye! This is the reason my personal vehicle is a Tesla. I just go on the website, fill out my information, and click buy. Having to buy all these trucks for the company means I’m doing this awful song and dance multiple times a year and wasting literally days worth of my time. In the last 12 months I’ve probably drank 2 gallons of coffee at car dealerships. 🤦♂️
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