Dark Alan

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Dark Alan

@_DarkAlan_

Unsolved Mystery

Ancient China Beigetreten Ağustos 2015

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Dark Alan@_DarkAlan_·2h

@LizzyStarrrdust Your vagina has seen so many dicks it no longer has a microbiome

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LIZZY💥@LizzyStarrrdust·3h

Ooh I should get this test so I can brag about my top 1% vagina.

Bryan Johnson@bryan_johnson

This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.

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Dark Alan@_DarkAlan_·10h

@thekerukeion @modzarecuckz @TheDudeWadlo @remarks Oh yes. You forgot to add you're a navy seal

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Kerukeion@thekerukeion·13h

@modzarecuckz @TheDudeWadlo @remarks Bro I’m literally from Florida and a CCW owner and former gun licensing agent… you’re straight up spreading misinformation and I honestly hope you never get your hands on a weapon for your sake

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Remarks@remarks·17h

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Nick Fuentes altercation footage surfaces after woman approached his door following doxxing of his address.

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Dark Alan@_DarkAlan_·2d

@9DragonsUSA #9dragons

QME

Dark Alan@_DarkAlan_·17h

@wild_one1998 Your whole personality is countries and citizenships Pathetic and sad, how brainwashed western bitches are

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Amanda 🇮🇹🇨🇦@wild_one1998·17h

This is an Italian-American btw I’m a Canadian diaspora but I hate diasporoids

Sort-Of-Mad Max@robert42495

@DrewPavlou People in this country are used to dealing with 'Italian-American' princesses and other ethnic variations thereof; now they're exposed to a whole 'nother level of princessing, and it's a shock.

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Dark Alan@_DarkAlan_·17h

@CaudilloNuclear Why is this so cringe? So try hard. Am I jaded or are you all pussy beggars?

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Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴@CaudilloNuclear·19h

He sent this 100 times until it worked. Don’t waste time tailoring your openers. Just like women use the same nudes to send to lots of guys, send the same openers to hundreds of girls and see who bites.

Jett 🜲@iky_fwjett

8 years ago I sent this as my opening line on Tinder. She passed the vibe check and we’ve been together ever since ❤️

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Dark Alan@_DarkAlan_·2d

No second dates ever

Westside L.A. Guy@WestsideLAGuy

High IQ take. This isn’t 1950. In today’s America, nearly every woman below 40 has had sex on a first date, hook up, one night stand. Thus if she delays sex with a guy despite genuine chemistry, he’s right to be concerned. Crazy how people don’t understand basic reality.

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Dark Alan@_DarkAlan_·2d

@JohnLen42067980 @varrock So true, I remember bombing Bangladesh You inbred fucking retard

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John Lennon a man of peace!@JohnLen42067980·2d

@varrock It's you that bombed their country's, after calling their leaders that kept them in check as dictators! 20 years ago they didn't behave like this, democracy isn't for everyone democracy has to grow slowly not forced on to people that aren't ready for it! It takes time

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varrock@varrock·2d

Your rapists are Afghani. Your stabbers are Syrian. Your welfare recipient is Somali. Your squatter is Algerian. Your sexual assaulter is Bengali. Your burglar is Moroccan. Your drug dealer is Iraqi. Your fraudulent voter is Indian. Your grooming gang leader is Pakistani.

🍂@Lovandfear

Your car is German. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your movies American. Your shirt is Indian. Your electronic Chinese. Your numbers Arabic. Your letters are Latin. And you complain your neighbor is an immigrant!

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Dark Alan@_DarkAlan_·2d

Porn is extremely boring

Will@WillAttract

Porn has saved more marriages than any amount of therapy ever has. People think married men watch porn because they're bored and want another woman. In reality... .. they watch porn to indulge in what they're lacking in their marriage, without finding another woman to fuck.

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