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@citizentvkenya Huyu zinjanthtopus na Wetangula ndio watu hawajielewi kabisa.

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@DCI_Kenya You @DCI_Kenya are stupid morons. Have you arrested @HassanOmarH for his inflammatory remarks he made recently? You are all hypocrites

DCI ARRESTS SUSPECT LINKED TO VIRAL INFLAMMATORY UTTERANCES Detectives from the Directorate of Criminal Investigations (DCI) have arrested a suspect linked to inflammatory public utterances that have gone viral across social media platforms, with content deemed highly inciteful and a serious threat to public cohesion and national stability. The suspect, 33-year-old Evans Onyango Kawala, aka Kidero Jasuba, was apprehended at the Shujaa Mall area in Kayole, following a well-coordinated operation by detectives from the Operations Support Unit (OSU). He is currently in custody undergoing processing pending arraignment. The DCI cautions the public against making public utterances or disseminating content that incites violence, spreads hatred, or undermines peace and national unity. Such acts amount to serious offences, and those found culpable will face firm legal action in accordance with the law. #FichuaKwaDCI. Call 0800 722 203 (Toll-free) or WhatsApp at 0709 570 000 to report anonymously. Usiogope!

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@mikeproper_ @KenyaPower_Care @KenyaPower Ukiraise a concern hapa hawa wajinga wanacopy paste replies from a template and make you think they're doing something about it. Useless institution.

@KenyaPower_Care @liz_mweu Seems your job nowadays is just to freaking apologise and do nothing. What the fuck is wrong with you people? How can we have a power outage of more than 14+ hours and you have yet to address it? and you're saying apologies?

@liz_mweu Hello. Delay regretted. This is well noted. We apologize for the inconvenience. Please bear with us as we address the issue.^IG

Good evening, please receive the list of areas scheduled for planned maintenance tomorrow(Sunday, 17.05.2026). ^BW

@polo_kimanii So you want to apply your measure of success as a standard for everyone else's? This is insanity.

Hakuna jamaa hunishangaza kama hawa wa diaspora. Yani you left kenya,paid more than 300ks on flight to go Abroad to work three jobs a day,and you are calling us the one you left here poor. Buana your problems are much bigger than ours. Ikifika mahali unafanya kazi tatu ndio uweze kusurvive,that is the equivalent of selling a pregnant goat,and when you see a farmer selling a pregnant goat,the problems at home are more pregnant than the goat. If you want to measure success,just look at how less busy a man is. That is how you know who is rich and who has money but is not rich. Not by measuring how busy you are,that is for slaves. Tajiri anafaa anakua busy two hours,anafunga kazi. Otherwise whats the point of having this money if it cannot buy you time for yourself? Buana there are things they will never teach you in unifasti

This Iran War is such a mess, and will only get messier. President Trump should get out before it inflicts even more economic, political and presidential legacy damage. Trust your gut, Mr President, not the war hawks. Thankyou for your attention to this matter! PSM.

@greendragonhq I thought the bastard @POTUS @realDonaldTrump said he already won the war?

Why is Israel not helping open the Strait of Hormuz? Why is Trump calling on help from South Korea, China, India, France, and Italy but not our “good allies” Israel?

@WilliamsRuto @StateHouseKenya KASONGO is already launching projects in Tanzania, even without the dictator's @SuluhuSamia knowledge. Kenya is a theatre of drama

@HonAdenDuale You're a piece of crap

On behalf of the Ministry of Health, I convey deep sorrow following the passing of Dr. Job Obwaka at the age of 83, a veteran obstetrician and former Director at the Nairobi Hospital. Dr. Obwaka devoted his life to advancing medical practice in Kenya, leaving an invaluable contribution to the medical fraternity through his clinical excellence, leadership and mentorship of generations of practitioners. His work significantly strengthened standards of care and improved outcomes in maternal and reproductive health services across the country. We honour his distinguished service and commitment to humanity and we extend our heartfelt condolences to his family, colleagues and the wider medical community during this difficult time.

@NjeriBt People can really disappoint

Sasa sijui kama mimi ndio mjinga.. or what. Lol. Couple of months ago a guy on here reaches out. Needs help with university fees. Says he's always dreamt of being a lawyer but keeps having to drop out cos of fees etc. I toy with the idea of hiring him, paying half his salary to the uni..and the other to him..

@WhiteHouse Who is really in charge of this "once up on a time" great country, a mad man @POTUS or @netanyahu ? Can you get your fucking act together ????

“Nobody knows who is in charge, including them. Also, we have all the cards, they have none! If they want to talk, all they have to do is call!!!” - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

@WhiteHouse That sounds like a load of crap. One never admits they got played, well you got played boy.

“Israel never talked me into the war with Iran, the results of Oct. 7th, added to my lifelong opinion that IRAN CAN NEVER HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON, did… the results in Iran will be amazing - And if Iran’s new leaders (Regime Change!) are smart, Iran can have a great and prosperous future!” - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

@Ian_San254 Send back the 50k and end the friendship because she has proven to be untrustworthy and a liar. Friendship is built on the very foundation she has desecrated. When trust is broken, then so is friendship

You loaned Kes 100,000 to your friend last year and since then she has refused to pay you back, which has really deteriorated your friendship. You asked her to just pay Kes 30,000 and forget the rest because you are in a financial crisis. Your friend then says she can only get you Kes 15,000 since that is all she has. You felt like you had no other option but to accept it, so you eventually gave her your account details to send the amount directly to your bank. You woke up the next morning, checked your account, and you had 150,000 in it! You kept staring at the screen in disbelief but it was indeed Kes 150,000. You grabbed your phone and found 73 missed calls from your friend and an additional 37 text messages begging you to transfer back Kes 135,000 since she only meant to send you Kes 15000 and mistakenly added an extra 0. What you gonna do friend? 1. Send back Kes 135,000 2. Take your full Kes 100,000 3. Keep the whole Kes 150,000

@NPSOfficial_KE when these so called policemen go for training, do you ever train them on the basic tenets of the law ama kazi yao ni kufukuza wezi na kushika bunduki?

@C_NyaKundiH Here we go

Nitakuwepo. Wewe je?

Hello @IRANinKENYA How are you guys doing. Just wanted to say this, I am proud of you, and the country Iran for standing up to power hungry bullies. Goodnight

Let's review: Trump threatened to destroy "a whole civilization." Then he begged for a ceasefire. Then he flew his VP across the world to negotiate for 21 hours. Vance left with nothing. So now Trump wants to blockade the strait he can't even sail through; the same strait Iran closed weeks ago and dared anyone to reopen. Your best generals failed. Your best diplomats failed. And your big move is... doing Iran's job for them?!? Our Revolutionary Guard should send you a thank-you note. You're the cheapest contractor they never hired. No one can write a comedy this good.

I can’t believe how GOATED people of Hungary 🇭🇺 are. President of the world’s most powerful and richest country got involved in Hungary’s internal election. Sent his Vice President to publicly endorse Victor Orbàn America wanted him in power Hungary rejected it and elected a 45 year old instead. Thank you Hungarians for showing the US 🇺🇸 its place

@IsraelinKenya @netanyahu is a mass murderer

We must not forget why this war started.