Jordan Pierce

112 posts

Jordan Pierce banner
Jordan Pierce

Jordan Pierce

@_wordmachine

I'm a writer. Follow me to receive zero tips about writing every week and make no money.

Beigetreten Nisan 2024
76 Folgt5 Follower
chloe star
chloe star@snowiecone·
numbers get so big when you add them lol
English
24
297
3.7K
33.2K
Jordan Pierce
Jordan Pierce@_wordmachine·
@filer0040 They're never releasing a second Half Life. The big alien baby is already dead. How would they possibly concoct a new conflict?
English
0
0
12
2.6K
Helljumper Jim
Helljumper Jim@Hjumpjim·
Yo lastfm, I don't think you were supposed to scrobble that
Helljumper Jim tweet media
English
37
178
3K
57.5K
Jordan Pierce
Jordan Pierce@_wordmachine·
@goobgleeb That sled dog would probably kill himself if he wasn't allowed to listen to his favorite music. Expedition over.
English
1
7
690
9.4K
Jordan Pierce
Jordan Pierce@_wordmachine·
@ConservDepths Most of the enemies in Ultrakill are demons. If you think about it, V1 is really a soldier of Christ.
English
1
0
12
1.2K
Adam Carlson
Adam Carlson@admcrlsn·
Just so we’re all on the same page, “breaking with the Democratic establishment” actually means “I couldn’t get enough signatures in time for the April 2 candidate filing deadline to run as a Democrat, so I am running as an independent because that filing deadline is June 16.”
Mark Moran for U.S. Senate@itsmarkmoran

What’s so funny about breaking w the democratic establishment is that then various publications call up all your friends that you’ve ever been in a pic with to get dirt on you… It’s almost as if some people didn’t realize I went on FBOY Island for a reason and there is nothing that can be said about me or my actions to make me quit…let me know when we can talk about ideas !!!

English
4
16
278
20.5K
Jordan Pierce
Jordan Pierce@_wordmachine·
@novasoupONLINE We don't know how to produce green screens. Every green screen that's ever been used is a clipping of the 50,000-mile wide green screen that orbits Earth. We have no plan for when it runs out.
English
0
1
118
6.8K
❰ novasoup ❱
❰ novasoup ❱@novasoupONLINE·
what would a Green Screen even suggest here. that they took a photo of the Earth in front of a green screen and then edited Space in after the fact
Nuggets in 4@mpjclears

@DiscussingFilm Lmaoooo a clear green screen??? Why are they hiding the facts from us

English
51
749
24.9K
395.4K
Hazel
Hazel@HazelSoSlay·
@ITISNICKMELLO read up until you said burger and i got so hungry i couldn’t even focus
English
2
3
282
29.5K
Hazel
Hazel@HazelSoSlay·
i mean this in the most derogatory way possible when i say you are genuine fucking cattle if you enjoy this shit
English
43
867
13.2K
437.6K
machine yearning engineer
machine yearning engineer@confusionm8trix·
so funny when people say “it might rain.” that’s just always true. it always might rain
English
43
1.4K
28.9K
175.4K
Jordan Pierce
Jordan Pierce@_wordmachine·
@waronweakness Your two-sentence tweet contains a painfully common grammatical mistake. Follow me to receive 0 tips on writing and make no money.
English
0
0
0
14
Eddy Quan
Eddy Quan@waronweakness·
Everyday I send a free tip to help you make more sales. You can join by clicking 👇(it comes with a free guide on email marketing) join.eddyquan.com
English
1
0
2
18.2K
Eddy Quan
Eddy Quan@waronweakness·
Writing gurus : "Write short sentences and don't use big words" Charles Dickens in the first sentence of Oliver Twist: "Among other public buildings in a certain town, which for many reasons it will be prudent to refrain from mentioning, and to which I will assign no fictitious name, there is one anciently common to most towns, great or small: to wit, a workhouse; and in this workhouse was born - on a day and date which I need not trouble myself to repeat, inasmuch as it can be of no possible consequence to the reader, in this stage of the business at all events - the item of mortality whose name is prefixed to the head of this chapter.
English
334
232
2.7K
245.4K
Jordan Pierce
Jordan Pierce@_wordmachine·
@Isuzu_T There are two different accounts of the creation of man and woman in Genesis: in the first (lesser known) one, God created them simultaneously, while in the second Eve is formed from the rib of Adam. It's puzzling how often the first story is simply ignored by Christians.
English
2
3
14
8.4K
垂木いすゞ
垂木いすゞ@Isuzu_T·
「神は男から女を作った。女は後付けで男より下ってこと?」 「後付けなら男に女とセックスする機能があるのは変。同時開発だろう」 「リリースも同時にすればよかったのに。何に時間をかけたの?」 「何かしらの改良だろう」 「男になくて女にある素晴らしい部分が改良点」 「おっぱい」 「論理的だ」
日本語
23
562
5.7K
176.6K
Jordan Pierce
Jordan Pierce@_wordmachine·
@AdamDavis For the sake of humanity, I hope he does not have an infinite amount.
English
0
0
3
17.8K
efebic
efebic@efebic·
@jack_whitcomb_ I hate all you bitter men piling on this woman who is proud of her husband
English
3
0
7
4.1K
Taiki & Hika | Japan Guide
Taiki & Hika | Japan Guide@taiki_phrases·
Konbini clerks say いらっしゃいませ but they don't want a reply. I've watched tourists say "Hi!" back. The clerk freezes every time. It's a sound effect, not a greeting. Just walk in. And just walk out.
日本語
45
46
4.7K
334.5K
Jordan Pierce
Jordan Pierce@_wordmachine·
@Me1_RizeClan @FrotniteGuy Tim Pool clearly had no source and made that up, to milk the situation for views. Being a grifter takes ruthless instincts.
English
1
0
167
5K
Me1
Me1@Me1_RizeClan·
@FrotniteGuy Who the fuck was tim pools source bro his ass was LYING
English
8
11
1.8K
33.7K
Jonesy
Jonesy@FrotniteGuy·
I still think it was really funny people actually thought Charlie Kirk survived after being shot in the neck for like an hour
English
76
756
32.1K
788.5K
Jordan Pierce
Jordan Pierce@_wordmachine·
@pjchj @NeilBahadur Tom Cruise is part of a cult that imprisons their members in a fortified compound if they try to leave.
English
0
0
0
61
WCH
WCH@pjchj·
@NeilBahadur Cruise - no woke - no polictics - no didy party - no disrespect audiences And Cruise is by far the biggest stardom than anybody as the leading man
English
3
0
12
2.2K
Neil Bahadur
Neil Bahadur@NeilBahadur·
Thing people don't realize about DiCaprio yet is that in ten years he's gonna be like the advanced form of how people perceive Tom Cruise now. He's gonna be **Mr. Cinema**
English
29
54
3K
135.2K