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peter poop
@adogontwit
i love halloween, sitting down, and my goth wife (long distance)
ohier Beigetreten Ekim 2012
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no "niacin" for me, thanks. i'll just take my 50,000 mg vitamin b3 pill. its called being healthy, ever heard of it?
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@Ann_Hedonia1 have you ever walked in on your cat doing one of those low meows and then they notice you and switch up instantly into one of the little cute ones? i think yeah, they know we find certain behaviors endearing and absolutely play them up.
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@TooLateBlue @ArthurBoreman why appeal to food safety and totally ignore the science behind it? makes no sense. this doesnt even have anything to do with the claim that our wheat is "pure chemicals" in comparison. they use the same stuff and those findings you posted are even within their tolerances(10 ppm)
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@adogontwit @ArthurBoreman Oh yes lol its fine to eat poison lol how silly of me bro you're so right bro lol
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Is every single person have some sort of mental illness about American bread?
Here is a “sourdough” loaf, baked and sold AT WALMART.
It has ZERO grams of added sugar, less than may French baguettes in France…
Virileth@VirilethDerg
@RealPostFolder American here, yes our "bread" is junk food The closest we have to actual bread is in the bakery section and even that stuff has added ingredients not found in real bread
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first order of business was removing the refraction on the glass im fucking crying
Photoshop Tricks!@gisellaesthetic
Editing outdoor wedding photos
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@TooLateBlue @ArthurBoreman theres trace amounts of pesticides on basically every food we grow. the safe limit is measured in parts per million. these results are in the parts per billion lol. this does not demonstrate that our wheat is "pure chemicals." they use glyphosate in the eu, too.
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@TooLateBlue @ArthurBoreman pure chemicals lol. the only additives are b vitamins.
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@ArthurBoreman It's the flour dude. Our wheat is basically pure chemicals at this point.
Both sides are talking past each other here... big shock.
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@Hezbolsonaro 100% same. he got mad that they didnt take farrakhan seriously lmao. fuckin loser
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I’m a 39 year old father of three and grandfather of one in Amarillo Texas. I work hard at the warehouse every day, and as a patriot, the most important thing in my life right now is Donald Trump getting to build a $400 million ballroom
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If we got rid of golf courses, we could free up twice the landmass of Delaware and grow 10 times as many Christmas trees.
detty@0ddette
Remember *the incident* when this graphic I shared caused a week-long furor 💀
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@facetedcarapace you think he ever asks mj to lick the web hole?
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Finally something for guys who have been screaming "let me see the wrist holes!" for decades
Marvel Multiverse@MarvelMultive
First look at Ben Reilly’s organic webbing in ‘SPIDER-NOIR’.
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@adamjohnsonCHI honestly even writing out the words "rules of engagement" as a random guy committed to doing a murder is incredibly cringe. this isn't the fuckin bourne identity
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Anyone else feel a tinge of second hand embarrassment the guy wrote out super detailed rules of engagement for his attack along with his moral logic of who he would kill and not kill and why then he got tackled in like 6 seconds
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@gregthesorcerer dont have to imagine, theres a bunch of them under my shed and im constantly trying to keep them from stealing my tools and disassembling the lawn mower
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Imagine like a little green dude
Denise 🇺🇸@NoDMsPerfavore
What would be the most terrifying thing we could find on Mars?
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@2aQueer @MattZeitlin i would say the difference is that when people say "i cant live without coffee" they dont mean it literally
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@MattZeitlin I think addiction vs. dependence is a lot blurrier than people think. Why aren't people addicted to water? There's definitely a normalcy bias going on.
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it's crazy how you can have a full on, capital A Addiction to caffeine (need it to function, get withdrawal without it, last thing you think of before going to sleep, first thing you think of when you wake up) and it's just totally fine. even better than fine. it's good.
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@MattZeitlin also funny is when you skip coffee in the morning or something and you're like god why do i feel Like Shit???
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subtext is fucking dead lmao
Barstool Sports@barstoolsports
Absolute nightmare situation for a parachuter at VT today Hoping they’re okay
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@Dee_Batch @DailyLoud again, one shot was fired. you see the casing eject from the cops gun. use your brain. it means the cop fired the one and only shot. this person standing there potentially holding a gun up at someone kicking down his door is literally irrelevant.
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New Footage released of a Chicago officer shooting his female police partner, who had allegedly broken off their romantic relationship
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@Dee_Batch @DailyLoud one shot is fired and you can see the casing eject from the cops gun. use your brain.
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@DailyLoud thats not what happened. Why do accounts like this just lie? There was clearly a shooter; you can see the sheel casing at the top. Dude dove out of the way, partner behind got hit.
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