Alex

@REDactionAFC as i suspected, great shout

@alexshellim Spurs double goal

Babe wake up : new ‘Best Emirates Moments 2026’ top ten list just dropped 1. Rice (FK2) 2. Nelson 3. Dowman 4. Welbeck 5. Arshavin 6. Henry (LEEDS FAC) 7. Fabregas 8. Torreira 9. Raya (PORTO PENS) 10.Rosicky

@themagic_tophat It can still get better

I don’t believe in fate… but tonight feels fateful. Absolutely seismic.

@Wanalyst007 Thought this exact thing. The safer option was a piss easy ball inside to Martinelli but no…

Someone needs to run a test on Dowman to check if he feels any nerves The calmness with which he dribbled past those 2 Everton defenders is genuinely absurd for a 16 year old in a must win title race game x.com/i/status/20329…

@ArsenalFCView @PaddyArsenal youtube.com/live/Wa_tRSMkE… you’re welcome

@PaddyArsenal I wanna see that weird fat stoke Liverpool fan.

Millions of people thought they’d got away with a successful hatewatch only to be undone at the end by a literal child. Lmfao

@arse2mouse Deep down, this is what I was hoping for

@alexshellim Standard tbh

Could really use one of our summer signings earning their corn here.

@WZStatsGG L. BR casuals is good but it's only good because SBMM is insane and punishes anyone who's above average.

‼️🚨 BREAKING: BOTS IN BLACKOUT 2.0 🚨‼️ 🤖 The new Black Ops Royale mode in #Warzone will have AI Bot Players in certain regions [Europe & Middle East] starting next week! 🚫 BR Casuals will be removed Thoughts?! W or L? 🤔

@CODUpdates the only reason people play casuals is because SBMM is so strict and anyone vaguely good got sick of having to sweat it out every single game just to have a chance.

📢 Call of Duty: #Warzone Over the past year, we’ve learned a lot from introducing bots through Casual experiences across Battle Royale and Resurgence. Those modes helped us better understand how to deliver the best gameplay experience in Call of Duty: Warzone across the player population. With the launch of Black Ops Royale in Season 02 Reloaded, we’re continuing to build on those learnings with a regional matchmaking test in the new mode. As part of this test, starting next week bots may be introduced into select Black Ops Royale lobbies in Europe and the Middle East only. We will, as always, gauge success based on player data and player feedback. For those of you who play Casuals, the current global BR Casual playlist will not be active initially while we run these tests. We are sorry for any inconvenience this may cause near term. We simply are striving to always put forward the best gameplay experience possible.

@themagic_tophat You know they will…

Cheer up Spurs fans. This way you might even get to sing “Champions of England” again 🤷‍♂️

No

Full-time.

@topical_storm Shocking. Just when it seemed as though we’d turns the annoying draws from last year into wins we go and draw against totally different fucking teams instead.

How do you not outclass Wolves? That’s all I can think

@REDactionAFC i'm convinced this is really to brick the opposition's ipads when we refuse to give them the wifi password

The hot topic was always going to be phone coverage and the long overdue 5G upgrade - and the update to that is that it is still not happening, and there will not be a solution anytime soon, no timeline to share. Technical reasons and issues with a certain network cited.

Matchday Experience forum meeting this evening - A comprehensive 2 hour session around a multitude of topics that affect the matchgoing supporters. Updates to follow

@DarrenArsenal1 Yup, I miss it, used to always pick up something for my kids at the end of the season.

Arsenal got rid of rewards, i mean who knew, was i the only one who didnt ! Spend 20 mins trying to find it on the site.

@TheTacticalBrit This is literally cup football, we dominated you in your own ground and then kept what I think might be our 11th clean sheet at home this season. It was on you and hall monitor Liam shit the bed.

@AFCAMDEN Was thinking this the other day. Not standing up well to the extra Women’s games

Don’t think I can remember seeing The Emirates pitch in this kind of condition before

@fkhanage Jinxed. Saka injured in the warmup 😬

Our bench. Tears in my eyes. Prayed for days like these.

@topical_storm Pen 99/100. Of course

Harry Maguire too much of an oaf to determine if his hands were in an unnatural position

@topical_storm i reckon they got him knowing they'd be at least one striker lighter at the end of this season (Gabi J) and will likely go big now we've seemingly now completed the 'massive squad' task last summer.

@alexshellim I didn’t understand the signing but got hyped for his single-mindedness in shooting laser beams. Prob is he never gets a chance to do so and doesn’t have other skills to compensate. In hindsight tho, yeah, spending “only” £55m would indicate he’s just one piece of the attack

I’m not going to claim to have analysed all Gyok’s Portuguese output, but it strikes me that Chelsea’s interpretation of the data is much better than United’s