


andyzipp 🫥
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@andyzipp
100% dumb AF 100% of the time




Look at the generational difference - 1990s: • Get a university degree • Get a 9–5 job • Suit and tie • Get promoted • Get married at 21 • Buy a house at 25 • 4 kids, 1 dog • Retire at 60 2026: • Survive… Show more



Final AL West spring training standings: 1st: Rangers (18-12) 🔥 2nd: Angels (16-16) 🥱 3rd: Athletics (14-16) 💔 4th: Astros (11-14) 🤣 5th: Mariners (11-19) 💀 It’s only March … and the Rangers already running the division 😭💙❤️

At their best, who do you think was better?🧐


When Chas McCormick tried to knock the ball out of the 1st baseman's glove and then wore 99 mph on his back

What's your confidence level in Dana Brown extending Hunter Brown and Jeremy Peña?

This is awesome 🥹 Rangers manager, Skip Schumaker, went out to the mound not to remove Carter Baumler, a Rule 5 pick, but to inform him that he made the Rangers Opening Day roster during a mound visit



In Texas we just passed a law saying only US citizens can vote in our elections. ALL states & the US must pass the same restriction. It's just common sense.