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@ayy_cuh_88 @graveair Even more of a tragedy :/

@graveair Bullshit. My boomer mother is the worst excuse of a grandmother I’ve ever seen. My kids don’t even know who she is.

I am not a traditionalist in any meaningful sense, yet I still think the saddest consequence of marrying late in life is not that one’s children will have less of their parents, but that they may never know the only saint a family is capable of producing —a grandmother.

@MariaGak @techhsiren By that token you also wouldn’t know if a woman was both heavily pregnant AND battling an unseen condition that makes it painful to stand for any amount of time.

@techhsiren Today I would have been unable to give up my seat and I “look” fine. You can’t always see what going on with someone and something that makes it painful to stand for any amount of time. Yes. Even more than being very pregnant.

at my OB's office, waiting room is full, and a non-pregnant woman WHO MADE EYE CONTACT WITH ME MULTIPLE TIMES has not given up her seat so i can sit 🫩 society is broken

@IR5Iconoclast @thecavemommy Wait how does this work?

@thecavemommy OR - take off the night nappy and put him on a waterproof night-time sheet. He'll be potty trained in no time with no fuss. Just throw the sheet into the wash the next day

Son is almost three and I haven’t bothered potty training him overnight. Had a mom acquaintance once tell me she woke her daughter up multiple times during the night so she wouldn’t wet the bed to go potty. She was only 3?? That sounds pretty miserable. Maybe I’m selfish and lazy that’s fine but I don’t think my son will have trauma for being in a pull up overnight till he’s 5 or 6. He’s potty trained during the day, has been for a while, why make all of our lives more difficult

@LisaFenDragon No no no. I love their aging noses. It’s what noses do and it looks fine. Normalize lived-in bodies

Henry Cavill and Julia Roberts are both good examples of people who *could* use an anti-aging nose job It's common for the nose to widen, nasal tip to become bigger, droopier, and more misshapen People were wondering what happened Henry's nose. Hello, it's called aging. Lol

Just a teeny little “tweakment,” and it’s a facelift at 34

@demiurgently Same! But can’t. Oh well. Doomed to wake 3-5x nightly until baby is weaned, or longer. Hardest hit is my memory - it’s actually scary sometimes

@celestialbe1ng @TheUltItGirl Do you think you won’t die?

They will never understand it’s the combination of everything I’m doing. It’s the nutrition fuelling the biological energy required for regeneration. It’s the metabolism. It’s the intelligent skincare. It’s the tweakments where necessary. It’s all of it working together. That is how you age NEVER. They could take notes. Reflect. Learn something. But many would rather remain bitter butthurt virtue signallers instead.

Veronica admitted at this point to having a lip filler, had done botox to slim her jaw and now a face lift. Whether she needed it or not is your personal opinion. Everything she does she shares on here. Whether it’s a facelift or red light therapy and daily pho. Get a life

@made_in_cosmos A few heavy compound lifts 3x weekly, portion control, flattering hairstyle, bit of makeup

there should be a female tim ferriss to invent four hour hotness maintenance ladies, if you had 4 hours per week to dedicate to maintaining hotness, what exactly would you prioritize?

@MagnusVigso She’s a 10 except she has severe femoral anteversion…lol

Guys always Talk about “Ass vs Titties" Very Few Talk about: -Healthy Musculature -Tooth Mineralization -Progesterone Glow -Skeletal Symmetry -Waist-Hip Ratio -Hair Thickness -Gait Efficiency -Skin Elasticity -Joint Tensility -Thigh Gaps

@glbaumann Growing up I only went once for stitches I think

Parents of healthy kids: what’s the average amount of hospital visits you make per kid per year?

@chicfryrice Maybe but when I was in HS I was obsessed with Billie Joe Armstrong and his screwed up teeth were part of the charm

I have come to the conclusion that good teeth may be the number 1 trait for attractiveness

@Honk_WilliamsJr @lporiginalg Serious runners have a similar look due to the above + low body fat. Not conventionally attractive but I think there’s something alluring about a lived-in body 🤷🏼‍♀️

@lporiginalg Shes got hardcore hiker/backpacker face. Lots of time at high elevations getting windburnt and sunburnt while also being dehydrated. Honestly, been with more than a few trail girls who look like this <30, and its worth it. Rather this than lip filler and 8 lbs of makeup.

parents of older kids always be saying “I’d give anything for another day with my kids when they were little”. It’s always a day. Never a month or a year. Never even a week. 🤔

@tomorr53 @honeyNonABG @BackPainFitGain @RemainAnonK Speaking of pattern recognition, do some profiling - women who want to prioritize marriage, family, faith, etc look a certain way and it only takes a conversation to sus them out. I’m not too trad cuz I did initiate with my husband first, but it was clear to him what I was about

@backwoodsbourg @honeyNonABG @BackPainFitGain @RemainAnonK There's something called generalizing. I'm not speaking about individual women. Of course all women are different. I'm talking about pattern recognition. I have to know what women respond well to, in order for me to have a chance. And women do not want to be a traditional woman.

I’m not saying I’m gorgeous and obviously I’m not white but in college I had a MEGA crush on my fat programming partner. Like he was actually fat like he was gasping for breath while we walked across campus to my car. But I liked him because he was so focused and calm (obvi smart too) even tho our assignments were stressful. He was also very kind and whenever I went to his and his brothers place to program I felt safe. His slightly younger brother was literal genius. But I saw how happy and proud my programming partner was for him. He was just a happy man who cared for everyone and was proud of his work ethic. And I fell hard. Sadly this man never caught a hint. All he cared about was coding.

@tomorr53 @honeyNonABG @BackPainFitGain @RemainAnonK You’ve asked her out?

@backwoodsbourg @honeyNonABG @BackPainFitGain @RemainAnonK Not assumptions if I'm speaking from experience.

@tomorr53 @honeyNonABG @BackPainFitGain @RemainAnonK That’s a lot of assumptions 🤷🏼‍♀️

@backwoodsbourg @honeyNonABG @BackPainFitGain @RemainAnonK That's not the point. If a guy asks her out and she accepts, I doubt he'd be the only guy she would be talking to. If he said his intentions were to marry to have a supportive wife at home who can raise their children, he'd be labeled a sexist, and she'd likely dump him.

@tomorr53 @honeyNonABG @BackPainFitGain @RemainAnonK Wait, but she’s taking on a traditional female role by allowing a man to make the first move? I don’t think she’d label any guy sexist for shooting his shot …

@honeyNonABG @BackPainFitGain @RemainAnonK You want traditional values in a man, but when men ask for those same traditional values in a woman, we are labeled sexist. You yourself said it's embarrassing to ask him out because "he's fat". That mindset is why he himself didn't ask you out. He didn't think he had a chance.

@mountainwesttax @MiriVinni It’s incredible how many conversations we have daily about monster trucks, construction vehicles, tractors, race cars, etc…

@MiriVinni Mine is construction equipment

Alright parents: what’s the consensus on indulging toddler focused passions? I have a dino kid on my hands.

Many figures of masculine charisma have obvious asymmetries. Bradley Cooper, Harrison Ford. Creates roguish effect. "Looksmaxing" subculture with its geometric obsessions ignores literally all entertainment industry insight into how this really works.

@GreatLakesWife_ If it makes you feel better, my first wouldn’t smile for me as a baby but smiled so much for my husband. It made me sad. But now he’s a toddler and talks and makes it clear I’m his favorite lol

My in laws constantly point out that baby smiles so big for them, or for her aunt (my SIL), and they make jokes that she’s so happy because she’s with them, or if she cries that she’s sad she has to go home. They never say that she loves her mummy or smiles big for me. It honestly hurts my feelings so much. And it enrages me when they say she’s crying because she wants to be with them, because it kind of implies she doesn’t want to go home with her own parents. They’re amazing grandparents and I know I’m being too sensitive but it really hurts my feelings. It makes me feel like they don’t think my baby loves me. And when she doesn’t give me a big smile sometimes I wonder if that’s true 😔