Greg Baumann

“As a millennial woman, I’m not the stereotype for home maintenance and repairs but when my husband and I bought our first home recently we realized we needed help. Homekeepr has saved us SO much money and time on appliance maintenance and home repair projects that we would have had to pay thousands of dollars to a professional for work that we easily were able to do.” - Alexa, Seattle

If I send you this, it means I’m about to do the most thing of all time

@owroot And make them pillow shaped? Art

The first person who combined peanut butter and chocolate together deserves a posthumous Nobel Prize.

@_imdawon How it feels when your app is approved since it’s not vibe coded @Homekeeprdotco

>Apple blocks apps that are just a WebView >vibe coders furious yeah

Check it out on the @Apple App Store now! apps.apple.com/us/app/homekee…

“As a millennial woman, I’m not the stereotype for home maintenance and repairs but when my husband and I bought our first home recently we realized we needed help. Homekeepr has saved us SO much money and time on appliance maintenance and home repair projects that we would have had to pay thousands of dollars to a professional for work that we easily were able to do.” - Alexa, Seattle

@rfkenmore Just grab 3 coffee table books from ALD. Or - The Bible - 1776 - Silk Roads

What are 1-3 books that influenced you the most — which you would want your son or best friend to read? Trying to build my basket

@powerbottomdad1 Sign me up for prayer 🫡. Congrats!

babies coming in the morning. please say a prayer for my wife and family. or send me 1000 USD. whatever your heart tells you

@nwilliams030 He cooked so hard here

newborn + toddler season motto:

@4NGELWING New password just dropped

no bro don’t buy airpods. you need the Sony WH-1000XM5-WHCH720N-WF1000XM5-CH520

“Homekeepr is such a great way to keep track of all your home systems in one place! Regular maintenance and upkeep can be hard to keep track of, but Homekeepr makes it easy.” - David, Arkansas

@blakeir It’s hysterical how much he visibly dislikes her 🤣

the final 20 minutes of this podcast is unreal. watching Ed Sheeran and Benny Blanco lock in, creating a song together in real-time. pure magic.

Shirtless for pasta night

The Upper East Side’s still got it.

@rfkenmore I now know exactly how old you are based on this line up 🫡

Pitch sequence: —Negroni —Boulevardier —Pilsner If you’re not already, I recommend you Boulevardier-maxx

Type your address. Snap a few photos. Homekeepr handles the rest. $50 off your first year of Homekeepr: homekeepr.co/?open_purchase…

thankful for the early Homekeepr.co adopters! We just squashed a ton of bugs. Onboarding experience is way better. $50 for your FIRST YEAR if you purchase via homekeepr.co/?open_purchase… sale ends 50 days post launch!

@_imdawon Get it while it’s HOT

Choose your fighter: bathroom of the week edition. AMEX Airport Lounge cuck chair Or WeWork toilet table

@landforce 🤣🤣

My Claude Code just requested access to iTunes and started playing No Ceiling mp3's I didn't know were on my hard drive I'm having a great day

@jasonfried RETVRN

Oh no BMW.