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If you're late for Father's Day, don't forget to get Dad a present!
Homekeepr will help save him time and money around the house.
Homekeepr.co/dad
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Greg Baumann
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Greg Baumann
@glbaumann
Believer, Husband, Dad of 4 boys. GTM leader + tech investor. Building the future for your homes @homekeeprdotco . Trying to tweet less about Sixers & Steelers
🇺🇸 Katılım Kasım 2009
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@jasonfried The first victim of the new algo is @jamesonhaslam </3
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I'll never look at a deck. I don't do decks. We don't do decks.
Just tell me.
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Separate but related: Bro looks like his arms are swinging from twirling his hips?
Giving Kohl's catalogue
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Still love that Brooks Brothers brought in the ALD model
Creative team dusting their hands: Ah perfect, fixed it
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@rossiadam @OldHollowTree you know I hate it when you call me that!
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@glbaumann @OldHollowTree Just need this damn bear to stop eating it all….
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Today I turn 35.
I'm the richest man in the world.
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@kenwheeler I'm the first person in my bloodline to read this sentence
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mutualmaxxing is all fun and games until ol papi has a few cold ones and you’re getting hoggmogged on main
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Who is ready for the next Pennsylvania Millennium?
Joe Weisenthal@TheStalwart
New York has become the first state to announce a datacenter moratorium. There will be a one-year ban on new development while the state assesses their impact on energy prices and the environment. nytimes.com/2026/07/14/nyr…
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idk who needs to hear this but you need to speak in the second person point of view in your ads.
if you don't know, it's a narrative style that directly addresses the reader as the protagonist using "you" and "your."
It places your audience directly inside your story and makes them part of it (so they can see themselves in it) rather than an outside observer where they think about anyone but themselves.
GET PEOPLE THINKING ABOUT THEMSELVES
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@_Nick_Diller @zachpogrob Thought that this was a picture of me for a second and was so proud of myself (I’ve never ran more than a half marathon) 🫡
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When I stopped posting SMB business brokerage deal flow because I moved to Europe to take a “normal job” in 2023… a fair number of people were like “wtf did you sell out?” or “guess the self-employment thing is a bunch of BS.”
So… if and when we move back to the US, I expect a ton of people to be like “guess you couldn’t handle no A/C anymore” or “so much for Europe being a great place to live you sell out.”
And if and when someday I might take another “normal job” despite it being interesting to me, potentially lucrative, and conducive to my personal views on daily discretion and autonomy… I expect people to be like “he couldn’t hack it.”
You have to live life in chapters. Not everyone will like each one of them.
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@hardaway_cam You can’t ride bikes all day if you don’t start early!
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Rent e-bikes for kids, have a blast up and down the strand yesterday afternoon. Kids wake up at 6am, tip toe into our bedroom, fully dressed, helmets on, whispering “Dad, can we go for a bike a ride” 🥱 Okay
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Am I going to deeply regret the Equinox on 85th and 3rd?
I have no desire to tour anything in order to inform my decision
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@OldHollowTree Hey @Homekeeprdotco can we support jailhouse access?
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Incredible things are happening on Vermont's Zillow.
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“Your centrist chatbot, sir.”
Siqi Chen@blader
i'll just say it: grok is republican coded openai is centrist coded anthropic is democrat coded
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Finished reading “My Family and Other Animals” by Gerald Durrell.
I don’t recall the last time I read a book that I simply described as “delightful” but this book is a delight. This book made me laugh several times.
Durrell’s prose is wild and textured to give you a real feel of early 20th century Corfu. His characters are memorable and engaging. The richest part of the book that I appreciated most is how eloquently he captures the feeling of being a young boy: completely immersed in the world around you, peers to your animals, a student of nature, and fully present.
Go read it!
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The two types of white dudes you see in SF
BaseballHistoryNut@nut_history
Here’s your mind blowing reminder that Tim Lincecum is younger than Justin Verlander. Tim Lincecum hasn’t pitched in 10 seasons
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@dmbkparker And the worst is when they’re eating a late PST lunch and you’re like “yeah I should have done that 3-4 hours ago..”
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@glbaumann The best is when I hop on a meeting, see someone eating, and realize I forgot.
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