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Beau Watson
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Beau Watson
@beauwatson
Software Engineer. Boilermaker. Author of Dreamlancer: The Tournament of Heroes. Wannabe ape. Hype guy for random strangers
Upstate, NY Beigetreten Kasım 2008
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Easter Island but with Purdue Pete Heads
Robbie Hummel Fan Club@RobbieHFanClub
Just when you thought Purdue Pete couldn’t get any creepier
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@questionableway After the first time I had it, I have always tested positive with a certain brand of home tests. I forget which one it is now, but maybe that’s your case if you were asymptomatic?
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Today’s substack is a little short story. I’m happy with how it shook out even if the tone isn’t quite so happy. Thinking about sliding some fiction work into the schedule in the coming weeks, maybe a poem or two. No idea, in truth
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Gonna drop this gif in the work slack today, you never see it anymore. It’s gonna slay, expect at least 3 😂 reacs
GIF
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@TomDienhart1 I think the only time I was excited listening to games last year was when he was on the field at Illinois. Encouraged by this
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It’s official: Ryan Browne will be QB1 for Purdue, Barry Odom announced today after practice.
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@twinkfwiedwice The 1% of cool people here are juuuuust enough to make it worth it
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Every now and again, a therapist will blurt out an unguarded truth. Listen for those and try to take them to heart.
orphie🦇@vorphie
told my therapist that i decided to go monogamous from now on and she went “thank god” ????????
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@estrojennny @apbusch RoboCurator
I too would buy that for a dollar
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One of three things is gonna come of this and you’ll know I’m right about what I suspect when you hear about Shrimp-Man on the news
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@beauwatson she’s a good friend but using sex as a means for personal validation emotionally stunted her relationships w men
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dress like carrie, love like charlotte, think like miranda
Fyodor Dostoevsky Collection 🪓@Dostoevskyquot
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@SarahdeComines I haven’t seen it. Does she have no redeeming qualities?
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@beauwatson I do not believe this. I am a maximizer. Always be doing both!
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All of my replyguys are like “do both” which I should have expected
You’re gonna make me go to the tarot deck for this
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Decide my fate: go box the biggest guy at the gym? Or stay in and play the music in my heart?
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@norabird Alright so:
I am suffering severe emotional damage and want to either feel physical pain to dampen it OR attempt release it through the power of music
Doing both means one cheapens the other
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