Bill

@WhwreIsMyMoney @eBay It’s $60 bucks bro chill. You’ll get your money

@eBay where is the money. Its not in my account. Been waiting over 2 weeks for a payout.

@AdrianoCarnelli @itsiclassic It’s $249 if you don’t activate the minimum plan

@itsiclassic It’s a good deal if you don’t activate the cellular plan and just use it as a 99$ iPod touch

Deal: $99 iPhone 13 at Walmart The catch: You must activate a minimum $45/mo AT&T prepaid plan. I believe you need to be subscribed for at least 6 months before it can be unlocked. Total cost would be $369 after 6 months. Worth it?

@qaulitytweets @SupremacyWoke @costigan_dan @SamRo Ah ok, Twitter lawyer knows more than the TSA’s website

Does this mean my friend can now take cannabis through TSA without getting in trouble?

@Mister_Bumble @GettingBucketzz @CousinBenFromTX @AlamoJonez It’s Texas, there’s nowhere to off-road and zero public land

@GettingBucketzz @CousinBenFromTX @AlamoJonez whatever it is those tires have never seen dirt

I've put up the official neighborhood bat signal that hail is coming. You might think it looks dumb but this little inflatable cocoon has paid for itself over and over again in the 4 years I've had it.

@Josh001J @StuffWorthSee @grok Fuck off. Nobody is clicking your affiliate link

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@Reelwill89 @Starburina @jfberke Since when is SFO Airport federal property?

@Starburina @jfberke Does the sheriff have jurisdiction if you’re at a federal courthouse in San Francisco?

@bradwest96 @bluewmist Engagement farming for Elon Bucks

@bluewmist didn’t you tweet this in March tho

What is a 'buy it for life' item that is offensively expensive, but the moment you use it, you realize your entire life before that point was a lie?

@SGMech01 @JohnLeFevre They’re not though? In other markets yes, but not domestically.

@JohnLeFevre I can’t wait for them to completely disappear. They have been a poor value deal for decades. Fanbois don’t know most of the bike is made in Asia.Screaming seagull indeed.

I had to park next to a Harley-Davidson dealership, and walk through it to get to my destination. Never been before. Who under 50 is ever going to buy one of these bikes? Ever. And it's a $2.5 billion company, and allegedly, an "iconic" brand. No one.

@ADP I'm about to uninstall the app because it's being very unserious with these ads. It's a work app. Stop the annoying ads.

@billybobjoe2211 Hello Bill, we're sorry for the frustration this has caused. Our team is currently working to have an option to disable ads. For now, you can customize your homepage (layout) and move them to below the page. Thank you, NW

@ADP how do I turn off these crappy ads for TurboTax?

@TheL0wner @skylermzx They discontinued the insignia dumb TVs not too long ago

@skylermzx best buys store brand insignia makes them still.

there is a conspiracy against dumb tvs so they make them extremely hard to find on purpose

@brentos93 @VladTheInflator You mean “I love Phoenix”?

@VladTheInflator I love Arizona but if u wna talk about suburb and strip mall hell. Phoenix takes the prize. Also 115+ summers where you gotta stay inside. Only worth living there if you’re a snow bird & have a place to migrate to in the summer.

Arizona has the third worst housing market in the country, only doing better than Florida and Texas. Median days on market: 65.8 Listings with price drops: 29.2% 127 medium-sized cities, Glendale, Scottsdale, Gilbert, Peoria, Surprise, Tempe and Chandler all finished in the bottom 25 Gilbert, Peoria, Surprise and Tempe are the worst performing cities

@group_mayf78947 @TMobile Great idea to post your phone number publicly on twitter. Good job!

My @TMobile phone number is (248)805-2962 and it's a $79 phone line with senior citizen's discount applied. Been with T-Mobile for over 4 years and this is the shit they play

@flintlockactual That’s your takeaway from what I said? Odd. Sounds like you’ve never heard of dispersed camping. You can have a “campsite” in a dispersed camping area.

@billybobjoe2211 I'll make sure my kids know what a piece of shit they are for wanting to enjoy time with their grandparents in a campground.

@flintlockactual Only city flatlanders camp in “reservable” campgrounds.

@billybobjoe2211 WHAT!!?!?! NO!?!! TELL ME MORE!?!?!?!

@EricLDaugh In Phoenix you mean? No changes in Tucson or Flagstaff.

🚨 BREAKING: The "experts" are in a state of SHOCK after local news is forced to report rent prices are PLUMMETING in Arizona Apartments are even offering up to 3 MONTHS FREE Glendale: -8.3% Tempe: -7.6% Chandler: -6.4% Scottsdale: -4.6% Phoenix: -3.2% We voted for this! 🇺🇸

@MayorGallego @AmericanAir AA sucks, they literally changed that flight from daily to seasonal lol

Today marks 7 years of nonstop service between Phoenix and London on @AmericanAir. And we are excited to mark 100 years of American Airlines next month ✈️🇺🇸🇬🇧

@dimccreight @NINP_org lmao yeah but nothing compared to west coast states. Most of Texas is private land with zero access except for the small pockets of state parks and some small national forests

@billybobjoe2211 @NINP_org Not true. Google Texas Parks & Wildlife. There are a lot of state parks, several national parks & many, many city parks, as well as bird refuges.

Most people picture Texas as flat, dry, and brown. Yet, Texas has 10 distinct ecoregions. It gets 60 inches of rain on one side and less than 10 on the other. And it contains some of the highest biodiversity of any state in the country. The East Texas Piney Woods look like Louisiana. Cypress swamps, Spanish moss, 60+ inches of rain a year. Drive 800 miles west and you're in the Chihuahuan Desert. Canyons, mountain peaks, less than 10 inches of rain. Same state. In between: coastal marshes along the Gulf, tallgrass prairies, the limestone springs and caves of the Hill Country, the High Plains of the Panhandle, and the second-largest canyon in America at Palo Duro. Two of Texas's ecoregions don't exist anywhere else in the Lower 48. The numbers back it up. Texas has more bat species than any state, more reptile species than any state, and the second-most bird species, behind only California. Not to mention over 5,000 species of wildflowers. Outdoor recreation adds nearly $56 billion a year to the Texas economy.  The same state that gave us cattle drives and oil rigs also gives us some of the most ecologically diverse land in North America.  Worth knowing and worth protecting.