Carl Smith 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇬🇧

@zo_demalia Aston Villa?

I am in need of a premier league team to root for Don’t wanna bandwagon to hard Open to suggestions

@bagshaw2112 When I was teaching I based some of my classroom persona on him.

Anyone remember this guy who used to adorn out TV screens ! Dont see many repeats, was he funny ?? !! #thursday

@bagshaw2112 He was hilarious and also very clever.

@blazercarl @Acyn Needs more green and algae on it and “Chef’s kiss”

@OC I watched the 1966 one and probably 70. I can't recall watching any since then.

HOW MANY WORLD CUPS OLD ARE YOU? From the first one you watched I’m 12 World Cup old My first World Cup I watched was the 1982 World Cup in Spain. I was 9. Still remember being sat on the floor of our little front room, dad in his chair behind me, and seeing Bryan Robson score in the first 27 seconds of our opening game Against France! Think Paul Mariner scored next 12th world cup, Come on England x

@robynngarfield tRump made it a political thing by denigrating previous efforts and stating he would fix it at a budget price.

There's something very dark about our current political world where people rejoice in a problem that has nothing to do with politics just because they hate who's in charge at the moment. Don't we all want the pool to look good? Why is this a "win" for democrats? Why is this a political thing?

@BBCLookNorth A pub in Bradford! Who knew?

These were the scenes outside The Park Pub in Bradford on Monday night. Police said their enquiries "suggested this had been a deliberate act and the suspect had fled on foot".

@FBAwayDays Didn't know they were playing!

I want your thoughts on the England game so far in 5 words or less… Go!

@browt1971 A bit harsh. Friday I'm in love' wasn't too bad.

💯 and still is! All you have to do is ask about the side/adverse effects, so is the cure really worth it?

@isaacrrr7 Breaking News! Snow in June would be even bigger news!

ÚLTIMA HORA: Un inglés decidió colgar una bandera del Reino Unido en un poste en una zona "musulmana". Después de 10 minutos llegaron al lugar 7 patrullas de policía. Comenzaron a revisar cámaras y buscar testigos. Ya sabemos quiénes son los verdaderos jefes en Inglaterra.

@elenacute01 AI, do you really think an orangutan would be kept in an enclosure with a wall that low?

A Baby Orangutan Tried to Help a Fallen Toddler, Then the Adult Orangutan Stepped In and Lifted Him Back to the Crowd.

@bushontheradio MILFs

What would be the most inappropriate subject to have a Panini style sticker album for?

@Lafe_Nelson We still call it Soccer

Just learned that the British called it soccer until the 1980s lol

@a_brns_ Not even pints. US pints are only 16 ounces compared to the UK's 20 oz.

Suspect we’ve all known this for some time but good to have it confirmed - the yanks are not proper pintmen.

@LescombeTed @Psalm106_3 @Acyn We were driving between Roswell and Amarillo and I wanted to see Buddy Holley's grave and museum.

@blazercarl @Psalm106_3 @Acyn

CNN: CNN independently took the sample of water and consulted with the pool store that regularly tests water to help read the results. It showed phosphate levels far higher than what is recommended to keep algae at bay, based on estimates for a pool that holds 6.5 million gallons of water. “If there's already some phosphate fertilizer in the water, that's really opportunistic, especially for the blue green algae that can fix nitrogen. So they are having a field day out here.”

@LescombeTed @Psalm106_3 @Acyn I've visited Lubbock, it was better than Amarillo (although it's a pretty low bar).

@blazercarl @Psalm106_3 @Acyn Shut yer yapper, you limey bastard.

@LescombeTed @Psalm106_3 @Acyn Well done.

@Psalm106_3 @Acyn Were you absent the day they did Geography at your school?

@blazercarl @Acyn Shut yet yapper Canuck.

@MartinBill300 @authordlewis I did 1800 miles over there in May, half of it not on toll roads. It was as smooth as a baby's bottom.

@authordlewis So how much are you willing to pay for Toll Roads in the UK?

Eight hour drive thru France yesterday - not a pothole to be seen. Like driving on air. How are Britain’s roads so appalling, by contrast? Any suggestions?