Bryan Mock {parody}

1. Pour dualities into a medium bowl, and, with a wooden spoon, vigorously mix into a nurishing slurry of possibilities.

accidentally ran into a procession. cordoba rocks btw

madrid can suck a fat one

@frideswyth @gptbrooke he backs off but does have a thing against cats. loves other dogs.

@bmock @gptbrooke Yup as long as the dog doesn’t chase cats or the other dog

Come stay at my friends’ fancy house in the Portuguese countryside. It’s your last chance actually.

@nolemonnomelon love when that happens.

this reflection made a surprising flash of heat on my face as i walked by

ngl kinda hate madrid

@mimi10v3 i hope we get arboreal octopus apes like that one show about far distant speculative future evolution

if humans died off in a KT extinction like event do you think our successors would compare to mammals as mammals do to dinosaurs?

@gzcl3000 and all that fkn plastic

overweight wild animals are so depressing, this can’t be healthy

@plataproxima I'll be making a trip to Madrid for sure! just need to get to home base in Granada and shed this giant suitcase. then I plan to backpack around on short trips riding the rails

@bmock ah dammit, I'm away today. Let's talk when you're back from Granada

portugese is 1000x better than spanish to the ear

@202accepted i keep ordering fries here in iberia and keep getting chips, and not like uk chips which are actually fries. but at least they are freshly fried chips.

we made this mistake last night thinking we’d get a literal fried potato

@plataproxima catching a 4:30 train to Madrid today, staying overnight then train to Granada tomorrow.

@bmock Santiago is awesome! I have great memories from when I was a student, not sure how the city feels when you're an adult, but it's probably very nice. Granada is just breathtakingly beautiful. Ping me when you're in Madrid!

@plataproxima it's such a beautiful city!

@cookiecarver just nonsense usually

@bmock what do you like to crash out about?

i'm so glad i have a private alt here that i can crash out on. i can just crash out in private there w/ 50+ of my favourite oomfies. i haven't crashed out yet and i'm not gonna crash out rn but it really is nice to have the option of crashing out if that makes sense

@MELANIATRUMP @realDonaldTrump hoooorr

. @realDonaldTrump "Honey~see you soon!"

tapas single plating my faith in humanity. i may never leave this country

@plataproxima beautiful fkn country

@bmock Por qué* (also, welcome!)

porque no los dos?

@plataproxima 😆 ngl i am looking forward to becoming more conversant in Spanish. many fun convos im just not having. also im in Santiago de Compostela finally. madrid and Granada soon. tres mesas Granada

@bmock you're gonna get yourself killed my man

@sadmoonanalog thats a really funny tweet to quote for this lol