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9/11: Hey. Did you forget about me lol. Rudy Giuliani: New phone who dis #neverforget

@Diamondraider65 @victoriapricetv @7News More likely that it’s a windy bridge that is single lane and people cross over the yellow line like all the time

@victoriapricetv @7News Gotta be speed and aggressive driving. Probably can mix in a distracted driver or two at a horrible intersection.

Six car wreck in Charlestown just over the bridge, closed to traffic in both directions. Avoid area for now if you can. @7news

@MayorWu how do I get the city to clear the 8 feet of snow in the street they blocked my car in with in my cleared driveway? I literally have a broken leg and need to get to my appointment at mgh tomorrow but the plows totally screwed me.

@SarahKSilverman what did you do, as a female comedian, to make it into the group of famous people who don’t age? I’m about to turn 32 and I need this information.

Watching @NextLevelFOX and there is no way @GordonRamsay didn’t watch “The Platform” on @Netflix and just decided to adapt it into a show. Hopefully he left out the cannibalism.

LA residents: can we get affordable housing? LA: we have affordable housing at home The affordable housing at home:

@CityOfBoston I will vote for mayor to whichever candidate stops people from parking like pieces of 💩on Sawyer Ave. at least 20 spots that couldn’t be used because of new yuppies who park in two spaces so their car doesn’t get scratched. Not very conducive to being neighborly.

@jessebtyler @stankmamma Two manhattans you down 45 min apart

@stankmamma We didn't do a detailed review, but from what we saw, there were no 9/11-themed drink specials or menu items.

Drove by this bar and though “huh I wonder what that’s about”. Turns out it’s about exactly what you think

@charlieischeese @ChrisEvans Fuck yes. If Captain America were real life, Rudy and Trump would be whispering “hail Hydra” to each other

@ChrisEvans Do you ever think “what would captain America say” or do for that matter? It’s definitely not jump on the hate train. Hope you feel better

@nickkroll literally just paid for s1e1 of kroll show on Amazon because my boyfriend has never seen it and I feel like season 1 is a masterpiece. Please make more season. Bought to by the whole season to show him.

@ITYSL_memes The motorcycle sketch is so completely underrated.

Here is the FIRST ROUND of the I Think You Should Leave Tournament of Sketches. For each pair, use whatever criteria you want for your vote. Round One voting will be open for two days:

@AshCrossan @Eve6 Everett MA, Villagefest, September 2016: Eve 6 headlining. They [maybe] closed with anytime and I’m one of 5-10 people in the crowd that actually knew that song. Which is insane to me because it’s one of my favorites.

@Eve6 feels like a great day to drop Anytime on streaming

@Eve6 It’s both, Chief.

Jesus Christ. Like his face when he starts pondering this.

@RichDembowski Is this part of the Mandela effect? I could swear his name is Walter goggins I’ve been a huge fan for like 8 years. And then there’s this @RealWGoggins

@brizeeClass Holy shit @brizeeClass that was an adventure

Having watched fox all day, let me say this: I respect the fuck out of Walton Googans for having his career with that hairline. The Shield, Justified, Vice Principals, even Major League: Back to the Minors... Epic bad hair career...

@RichDembowski Which is still wrong....

@brizeeClass Ah, but I wrote Googans and not Goggans...

Dueling comedians is hilarious and everyone should check it out

@BOS311 can you please have someone come empty the barrel at 3 north square. It’s overflowing and trash is blowing all over the street

@BillyVidal10 @Sethrogen @VINNYGUADAGNINO Comedians on couches getting stoned

@Sethrogen @VINNYGUADAGNINO This sounds like a perfect Netflix show where Seth helps celebs find their perfect strain. Comedians in cars getting stoned

I wish weed smoking was a nice relaxing activity for me like it is for so many people. Stoners are so happy. My brain and weed aren’t friends tho. And I’m not gonna sit here any try/experiment with different strains until I find something I like

Offseason? Never heard of it. 😲 (🎥 IG/flo__017)