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If you like be a simp, you will end up like this guy here, women are ruthless, no lose guard, paternity fraud confirmed. Fling the rubbish away and make sure her family pays for damages. END
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Helping you navigate the hidden complexities of modern relationships.
Beigetreten Ekim 2017
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@chiomajenniferr Imagine knowing a virgin lady that can do all wife duties without begging for money like almajiri. END
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Imagine knowing a guy that can solve all your financial problems without asking for sex.
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@kenkenlewu Throw the damned sl*t back to her papa house, no question no long talk just action. END
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My colleague is angry because his wife’s ex bought her an iPhone.
For 5 months, the woman didn’t have a phone.
Her husband refused to get her another one.
His reason?
He had already bought her two phones within one year, but their twin kids kept damaging them.
He said she’s too careless…
so he decided to punish her by not replacing it again.
The woman got tired and reached out to her ex.
She begged him for a phone… and he sent her one.
Now the husband is furious.
He’s not even angry about the phone…
he’s angry that she went back to her ex.
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@omoelerinjare The services was provided, hence payment need to be effected, well meaning nigerians can help too. I wish him speedy recovery
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A patient who spent 495 days in a hospital in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, was billed ₦25 million.
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@jacksonhinklle How many does he want to kill till it's enough, must you kill to survive, it's better we stop all this nonsense, the earth does not belong to any of us we are all tenants here. Let's respect each other and let others live in peace, too. END
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🚨🇮🇱 🇮🇷 BREAKING: Israel says the new Iranian regime is "more extreme" than its predecessor.
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@instablog9ja Calculate the cost of the operations, let her and her family pay it to the govt, then this nonsense will stop. END
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42-yr-old married lady recently declared missing, found with a man inside Ondo hotel room
A 42-year-old married woman, Mrs. Tilewa Olatunde Funke, who was reported missing on Friday, April 3, 2026, has been found in a hotel room in Ondo State with a 55-year-old man identified as Isa Alaba. Her family said she left Ilara-Mokin for Akure at about 10 a.m. that day and could not be reached afterward, as her phone remained switched off.
The disappearance raised alarm among her relatives and the local community, prompting a search by security operatives. She was eventually traced to a hotel in the Ugbe-Akoko area, roughly 124 kilometres from Ilara-Mokin.
A source revealed, “She was not abd¥cted as initially feared. She left on her own without informing anyone and was later found with the man in the hotel.”
The Police Public Relations Officer, DSP Jimoh Abayomi, confirmed the incident and cautioned the public against spreading misinformation or taking actions that could cause unnecessary panic. “This situation created avoidable alarm and diverted resources meant for real emergencies,” he said.
DSP Abayomi also stressed the importance of family communication, noting that many such situations could be resolved through dialogue rather than escalating into public concern.
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@Wizarab10 These profits are from our sweats, it is what it is, you can't fault them they didn't make the rules
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Zenith Bank just posted over ₦1 trillion in profit again.
But that’s not even the most interesting part. Zenith Bank Plc remains Nigeria’s most profitable bank. Consistency at this level is not luck.
Profit after tax: ₦1.04 trillion
Gross earnings: ₦4.19 trillion
Strong numbers, but look deeper. They actually cleaned up risky loans this year. Short-term pressure. Long-term strength.
Result:
Better asset quality
Stronger balance sheet
Sustained growth
Under Adaora Umeoji, the strategy is clear - Discipline > hype. This is what leadership looks like:
Quiet moves
Strong numbers
Long-term thinking
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@ummuh_Zahra How does he know the size of your underunderwear if he has never seen it, just dey play Olosho woman. END
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So I got married last year to the man who sponsored my education. Have no kids yet though. Thanks to him, today I work as a government teacher in a secondary & high school. I actually just got recruited to this school where I teach Geography.
But please, I'm confused. There's this particular guy, actually a male colleague of mine. He has been working here as a Biology teacher for 6 years. Since I arrived & started work, he has been so nice to me, guiding & showing me around, buying me gifts too, and keeping me company so I don't feel alone since I'm new. We got so close after a month. I don't know, but I just really feel so comfortable & safe with him, even more than my husband. I love his company. If I'm to be honest, I feel like I can share & tell him everything.
Even my husband doesn't get me gifts like this guy does. He is such a kind & gentle man, i must comment, he truly knows how to treat a lady but something about his behavior, actually changed recently. Which leaves me confused. He switched from food gifts & started getting me underwear, bras, and perfumes. Even on 'Teachers Day' he bought me same gifts. This has actually been going on for about 2 weeks now. Please people, this keeps me wondering if it's okay that i keep collecting these gifts. Considering the fact that, I'm a married woman.
Truth is, we've been so close, and I don't know how to go about rejecting these gifts since he is actually doing it with pure intentions, with no strings attached, and he's been so nice to me ever since I got here. I plead for your advice & guidance 🙏
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🚨🇮🇷 IRGC: Iran will carry out attacks WITHOUT previous restrictions
"Until today we exercised GREAT restraint in selecting retaliatory targets, but now all these considerations are REMOVED"
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💔🇮🇷 WATCH: Iran's Jewish leader visits the synagogue that was bombed by Israel this morning...
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@nmnvzr @PressTV @iammoeen14 It must be torn down, there are massive structural faults along the supports due to the impact of the strikes. Sadly it must be built from scratch again
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@PressTV @iammoeen14 Will they be able to salvage any of the structure or must it all be torn down and started over?
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The largest bridge in West Asia, located in the Iranian city of Karaj, serves one clear purpose: easing travel for people—yet it was targeted by the US as part of its "helping Iranians" campaign.
Press TV's @iammoeen14 reports
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@PressTV The commanders must do what the people want, if they people want no ceasefire then No ceasefire it is. END
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“Never let the blood of our Leader go unavenged”
An Iranian mother who lost her child, husband, and cousin to US-Israeli aggression says she wants only one thing: revenge for the blood of the Leader.
Follow: T.me/presstv
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🚀🇮🇷🇮🇱 WATCH: MASSIVE IRANIAN STRIKE on the Ne’ot Havov Industrial Zone in Israel
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@TweetsByAmaka Virgin or a big fat NO. It no fit reach my turn make you turn celibate. END
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@Dr_Pharouk "Shege" if nigerians like make them no receive sense. END
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Reality check on freedom of speech in the West:
Police: “If you show support for Palestine, you are breaching the conditions and may be arrested.”
Woman: “So if we show support for Israel, we can stay?
Police: “Yes. Yes.”
Freedom of speech, selective edition.
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