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@MattWalshBlog 1000%

My user experience just got 500 times better

@DudespostingWs “Insane level of multitasking” bro just doing 1 dish at a time.

This guy shows a POV of what it’s like being a chef at an Asian restaurant during a rush. The level of multitasking is insane.

@elliotrades Still productive than in meetings btw

People genuinely expect to keep getting paid for this

@_Investinq If you have to force people to use AI I guess the value add wasn’t that big to begin with.

The CEO of a $3 trillion company just admitted the biggest threat to AI has nothing to do with the technology itself. It is YOU. Satya Nadella spoke at Davos and said the real obstacle to AI is getting people to actually change how they work. He gave a personal example. Before Davos, his team would spend days preparing briefing notes, filtering up through layers of staff before reaching him. That process had not changed since he joined Microsoft in 1992. Now he types one sentence into Copilot and gets a full 360-degree brief in seconds what Microsoft is doing for a client, what that client is doing for Microsoft, the whole picture at once. Nadella said that kind of capability does not just speed things up, it completely inverts how information flows through an entire organization. The old model, departments hoarding knowledge, information trickling upward through hierarchy, is now structurally obsolete. Most companies have not figured that out yet. He said firms will see almost zero productivity gains from AI unless leaders actively redesign their structures, retrain their people, and rebuild how context moves through the organization. The companies that refuse to change will not just fall behind and they will become irrelevant to the ones that do. His exact words: "That's why you're going to see the challenge of why am I not seeing immediate results in productivity. You have to do the hard work." The hard work is convincing an entire workforce to let go of how they have operated for decades. That is the actual AI race and most companies are losing it before it even starts.

@Kekius_Sage It’s not “learning”. It’s environmental adaptation / evolution.

🚨: Scientists just discover single cells with no brain can learn, suggesting learning might be a basic feature of life, not just something brains do.

@blip_tm I initially thought so too but realized we do have thousands of satellites operating in space with computers in them. How would a “space data center” be anything different?

have any of the people advocating for space-based datacenters ever worked in a datacenter and seen how often hardware fails and needs to be replaced?

@madaomoshiroi I have a different kind of “bear spray”

クマ避けスプレーなかったら終わってた クマってこうやって距離詰めてくるんだな怖い

@GuntherEagleman They’ll change their mind once GOP is out of office.

TRUMP CONFIRMED IRAN AGREED TO WHAT NOBODY ELSE COULD CONVINCE THEM TO DO: Trump reports that Iran has bent the knee and agreed to NEVER possess nuclear weapons. "They've agreed they will never have a nuclear weapon. They've agreed to that." WOW

@ns123abc All the legalese aside, Azure exclusivity is stupid and simply proof that Azure is the inferior cloud solution.

🚨 BREAKING: OPENAI PRE-IPO FILING LEAKED OpenAI just told investors Microsoft is a risk to their business and they are diversifying away from them >be microsoft >give openai your money >give them most of your compute >become their primary distribution partner >their largest shareholder, 27% equity ($135 billion) >then officially list them as a competitor to microsoft Satya Nadella to microsoft board: "Don't worry if OAI disappeared tomorrow, we have everything we need. All the IP rights, the capability, the data, the compute... EVERYTHING. We are below them, above them, and around them." OpenAI pre-IPO filing to investors: “If Microsoft modifies or terminates its commercial partnership with us, or if we are unable to successfully diversify our business partners, our business, prospects, operating results and financial condition could be adversely affected” the funniest part of all of this is 45% of microsoft cloud contracted backlog is driven by openai api… but openai just signed a $50B deal with amazon that violates azure exclusivity lmao Microsoft now threatening legal action against OpenAI most expensive breakup ITS HAPPENING

@TukiFromKL Some might even say he had cancer because he ran such a disgraceful business.

🚨 Do you understand what just happened.. the owner of OnlyFans just died at 43.. Leonid Radvinsky.. the man made $3 billion off a platform where other people sell themselves.. he took 20% of every transaction.. every video.. every message.. every tip.. while creators fought algorithms and chargebacks and deplatforming threats just to make rent.. he sat at the top collecting a cut of their bodies.. and everyone called him a "tech founder".. the man wasn't a tech founder.. he was the most successful middleman in history.. and the wildest part.. OnlyFans was profitable from day one.. no VC money.. no IPO.. because when your business model is taking a fifth of what someone earns from their own skin.. you don't need investors.. you need creators desperate enough to not ask questions.. he had $3 billion and still couldn't beat cancer at 43.. what exactly are we all racing toward.

@Zanfareserva The blonde gene will not die out due to its appeal in sexual selection. Recessive gene that gets passed down from parent still remains in gene pool even if it doesn’t manifest in the phenotype.

A raça loira vai sumir do mundo em 200 anos, segundo estudos. Os relacionamentos entre pessoas loiras e negras é o responsável por isso, pois o gene loiro é recessivo, enquanto o gene negro é dominante. A última loira irá nascer na Islândia.

@CryptoMikli Should be mid 6 figs per episode for the money to be even worth it.

Jake Paul reveals he was making $10,000 per Disney episode and still felt undervalued “We would get paid around $10,000 an episode. At first that sounds good, but then you realize it takes about six days to film one episode, working 10 to 12 hours a day. So it’s basically a full week of work for one episode” “If you’re living in California, that $10,000 turns into about $5,000 after taxes. Meanwhile, I’m making more money on YouTube doing brand deals and other stuff. I was spending so much time there, I didn’t really want to be there anymore, and I didn’t feel valued”

@0xChiraag You borrowed 98k and spent 97k on the laptop leaving you with the 1k. You don’t add the 98k to 1k because the 1k is part of the 98k of the borrowed money.

I borrowed 50k from Dad and 50k from Mum to buy a laptop that costs 97k. After the purchase, I had 3k left. I returned 1k to Dad and 1k to Mum, and I reserved 1k for myself. I now owe Dad 49k and Mum 49k also. 49k + 49k = 98k plus 1k I reserved for myself, which is 99k. So where did 1k go..?

@Govindtwtt Looking forward to it actually.

Software engineers shouldn't fear being replaced by AI. They should fear being asked to maintain the sprawling mess of AI-generated legacy code their employer's systems will soon run on. Because that one will actually happen.

@elonmusk The student that was told to build 100 vases produced higher quality 100th vase than the one who was told to pour all effort into one.

Quantity has a quality all its own TERAFAB

@elonmusk Funny thing is you need to be Kardashev 0.5 to even come up with the Kardashev scale 😂

Any self-respecting civilization needs to reach at least Kardashev II

@anxietymsgs It means you’re dumb.

What is it called when you're smart but also dumb as hell?

@PeterDiamandis Okay but IBM old must be dinosaur era old. Wouldn’t be surprised if they’re still using perforce.

IBM is hiring MORE entry-level employees because young people are better with AI than older generations.

@tunguz Before LLMs, FAANG used LoC to stack rank engineers at performance reviews.

The old bad SWE productivity metric: lines of code written. The new bad SWE productivity metric: tokens consumed.