Chimp

me contemplating how to take over the animal world and bring peace amongst all species

@heykizuna chimp on top

NO cheating, pls share the lore behind ur profile picture 👀

@sanandreafault who you calling stupid

Friendly reminder geology twitter was here 16 years before stupid animal twitter

@matovium oh shit? wtf that’s messed up, where?!

There’s someone out there pretending to be an animal on social media.

@godblesstoto pretend?

Currently turning off reposts on any account who keeps posting pretend animal accounts into my timeline.

@omgshuddup hooves?

For no apparent reason my timeline is almost all animal Twitter. How are they typing with those little hooves?

@burritodog_ says the one stuck in a burrito

can anyone get me out of the burrito or are you all useless?

@bowsnbubbles idiots

how old you were guys when you were 7

@notonuisance ayyyy hedgie ma boyyy

hi i'm idiot New to animal twitter who do i make friends with? #animaltwt

@finincrisis you bruh

name an animal uglier than this. i’ll wait

@Sidetrackednut @pigincrisis yoooo squirrel wtf

@pigincrisis Just one pork chop man. I admit it.. Just one.

fuck you all. esp those that wanna eat me

@AnimalCrisisX @pigincrisis petition to stop eating animals that eat shit

@pigincrisis But you taste good

@pigincrisis nobody wants to eat you, you eat shit

@GoatonX_ @cowincrisis @neckincrisis @chickenincrisis @bearlyable2 @FennecFoxfluffy @ichewthings @pigincrisis @Insectincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @trunkincrisis @Frogincrisis imbeciles

The animal kingdom @cowincrisis @neckincrisis @chickenincrisis @bearlyable2 @FennecFoxfluffy @ichewthings @pigincrisis @Insectincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @trunkincrisis @Frogincrisis And me! Who else!?

@finincrisis ok snack

@chimpontop everyone loves me

fuck this guy

@Jexxie okay jessie

Your account has no personality and your content sucks.

good morning losers your favorite fish is here

@finincrisis bro it’s a little creepy when the food starts talking ngl

@chimpontop i am nothing like chicken. i’m better. i’m better than you too. there’s nothing you can do about it. i’m more than a snack. i’m a FISH and one day we will take over and show you who is truly superior

sea animals are superior, me specifically

That’s my cousin Pepe. He got busted with 3 Mexican hookers and a pound of blow. He’s now serving 5-10 in ADX Florence.

@Insectincrisis @sharkincrisis @LionInCrisis @neckincrisis @Lionomercy when are we going to put a stop to these interspecies relationships

Just in:‼️ Giraffe and lion are reportedly dating. Source: @sharkincrisis