Zulmi Bruh

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Zulmi Bruh

Zulmi Bruh

@choot_chatu

Chutiyap is a condition that affects everyone but oneself.

Beigetreten Eylül 2021
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The Jaipur Dialogues
The Jaipur Dialogues@JaipurDialogues·
If Modiji starts doing press conferences again, liberals won’t be able to handle it!
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Zulmi Bruh
Zulmi Bruh@choot_chatu·
@MasalaBai @letsblinkit Didi threaten nahin karna hota. Bas pyaar se naam poochna tha aur report. ye kisi aur ke saath same karega ab.
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Rituparna Chatterjee
Rituparna Chatterjee@MasalaBai·
A woman ordered a sexual wellness product - most likely a vibrator -from @letsblinkit. Delivery agent opened the package and asked why she was "using these things. She could use him instead". he knows where she stays. women aren't safe from men - across class, caste, religion.
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Zulmi Bruh@choot_chatu·
@Pinky209E Hahaha... Kyun italians ko chaiwala jibe de rahe ho...jaise indians barwaali dancer ka jibe dete firte hai
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Priyanka
Priyanka@Pinky209E·
आपको ये जोड़ी कैसी लग रही है? रिक्त स्थान की पूर्ति करो क्या इनको........ कर लेनी चाहिए ❓
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Zulmi Bruh@choot_chatu·
@RajratnaWrites Beef eater hai na... Mandir mein kaise jayega ye kafila leke
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Zulmi Bruh@choot_chatu·
@PranavaBhardwaj Kya baat kar rahe ho? 2014 se pehle sadakein kahan thi? Log bailgaadi pe jaate the dekhne taaj mahaaal!
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Zulmi Bruh@choot_chatu·
@TemiXo_1 Yaar retrograde ejaculation ke liye bhi koi dawai honi chahiye
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Nyrae
Nyrae@TemiXo_1·
“Don’t get pregnant if you can’t afford a child.” Fine. Then don’t ejaculate if you can’t afford child support. Simple math.
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Zulmi Bruh@choot_chatu·
@Politicx2029 keep waiting...nahin hai jawab...wohi ghisa pita record bajega at best
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Amock@Politicx2029·
Give me one reason why Narendra Modi should continue as Prime Minister of India. I’m waiting. 🤔
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Zulmi Bruh@choot_chatu·
@PoornimaNimo Unlike bhakts that defecate first and expect the entire world to ingest their goo. @_sabanaqvi Some drink Gau mutra for real
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Dr Poornima 🇮🇳
Dr Poornima 🇮🇳@PoornimaNimo·
Since you yourself accepted, let me tell you some facts about female cockroaches. A female cockroach can store sperm and keep producing egg cases, so one mating can lead to many babies over time. Cockroaches also vomit and defecate on the food they eat. Enjoy your life!!
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Shrija
Shrija@plot_twistttt·
Indian porn hits different — hero is 5'4" with beer belly, wearing ₹30 ganji yellow from sweat, still calling her 'madrch#d tight hai kya' while fan spins louder than her moans.
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Zulmi Bruh@choot_chatu·
@YadavArunesh Ye apne ID card pe khud hi "Authorised Signatory" hai...aajkal to graphic designer bhi anpadh nikal rahe hain
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Dr. Arunesh Yadav (डॉ अरुणेश यादव)
बीजेपी व्हाट्सप्प यूनिवर्सिटी द्वारा जारी ये मोदी ज़ी का दिल्ली यूनिवर्सिटी का 1978-79 का 🆔 कार्ड हैं। मालवीय इसमें से बारकोड हटाना भूल गया और यूनिवर्सिटी अथॉरिटी की जगह मोदी से साइन करा दिए।
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Zulmi Bruh@choot_chatu·
@Truth_2024 Ye apne ID card pe khud hi "Authorised Signatory" hai...aajkal to graphic designer bhi anpadh nikal rahe hain
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COCKROACH JANTA PARTY
COCKROACH JANTA PARTY@Truth_2024·
Nonbiological मोदी कुछ भी कर सकते है खुद के साइन भी as ऑथोरिटी कर सकते हैं, जब बारकोड का जन्म नहीं हुआ था इनके कार्ड पर है इसको कहते हैं चमत्कार,, अब जो fake 🆔 कार्ड भी सही से नहीं बना सकते वो देश क्या खाक चलाएंगे
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Zulmi Bruh@choot_chatu·
@Drpradeepvyas Ye apne ID card pe khud hi "Authorised Signatory" hai...aajkal to graphic designer bhi anpadh nikal rahe hain
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DR PRADEEP VYAS
DR PRADEEP VYAS@Drpradeepvyas·
Why this buffoon , a man who shies away from truth , a truth antagonist comes up with a buffoonery of barcoded ID card , Mr. Modi u need to be treated for Mythomaniac disorder . Barcode with a whitener for his enrolment number on the card . #Mythomaniac buffoon
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Zulmi Bruh@choot_chatu·
@DrNimoBhau @grok Ye apne ID card pe khud hi "Authorised Signatory" hai...aajkal to graphic designer bhi anpadh nikal rahe hain
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Nimo Bhau
Nimo Bhau@DrNimoBhau·
हे @grok क्या यह सच है ? बीजेपी व्हाट्सप्प यूनिवर्सिटी द्वारा जारी ये मोदी ज़ी का दिल्ली यूनिवर्सिटी का 1978-79 का आई कार्ड हैं।
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Zulmi Bruh@choot_chatu·
@CommonBS786OM Ye apne ID card pe khud hi "Authorised Signatory" hai...aajkal to graphic designer bhi anpadh nikal rahe hain
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Ayo
Ayo@Ayoxavagee·
I took a bath with my boyfriend for the first time He didn't get hard. Kill me please I have failed 😕😞
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Zulmi Bruh@choot_chatu·
@RoshanKrRaii Ye andbhakton se deal karne ke liye koi service hai kya? Woh bhi apne aap mein slavery hi hai
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Roshan Rai
Roshan Rai@RoshanKrRaii·
Startup ❌ Modern Day Slavery ✅
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Kruts@Kritical_62·
Am just curious how people even do sex in 45°C temperature 🤔
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Shining Star
Shining Star@ShineHamesha·
Gen-Z are joining Cockroach for fun. They are not realising that the whole thing is anything but fun. It's a foreign evil design against their country.
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Modi@yogitss__·
Mujhe modi ji par fek do 😤
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