Chris

Balon D'Orgu #arsmun

@ManUtd me queuing up trying to get tickets. Absolute joke.....

I don't understand how a country who gets so excited about Apple Vision Pros, can't implement biometric gates at passport control #JFK

@HumansNoContext I'm this old...

You may be old, but are you this old?

Business idea. Retailers, charge £1 extra to send products in a plain bag/box to avoid giving away where a present is from. #xmas

Just found this. LOL. Doesn’t matter any more does it! #BURMUN

@anDrewjmmullins *7

@stats_feed Percentage of those people that actually go… 3.4%

🏋🏼 % of population that have gym membership: 🇳🇴Norway → 22% 🇸🇪Sweden → 22% 🇺🇸US → 21.2% 🇩🇰Denmark → 18.9% 🇳🇱Netherlands → 17.4% 🇫🇮Finland → 17.2% 🇨🇦Canada → 16.7% 🇬🇧UK → 15.6% 🇦🇺Australia → 15.3% 🇩🇪Germany → 14% 🇦🇹Austria → 12.7% 🇪🇸Spain → 11.7% 🇫🇷France → 9.2% 🇮🇹Italy → 9.1% 🇵🇱Poland → 8% 🇰🇷South Korea → 7.3% 🇦🇷Argentina → 6.7% 🇵🇹Portugal → 6.7% 🇧🇷Brazil → 4.9% 🇿🇦South Africa → 3.9% 🇸🇦Saudi Arabia → 3.7% 🇯🇵Japan → 3.3% 🇲🇽Mexico → 3.3% 🇨🇳China → 3% 🇷🇺Russia → 2.3% 🇩🇴Dominican Republic → 1.3% 🇪🇬Egypt → 1.2% 🇵🇭Philippines → 0.5% 🇻🇳Vietnam → 0.5% 🇮🇩Indonesia → 0.2% 🇮🇳India → 0.15%

Actually ditch that. Come to @ManUtd

Please stay @HKane. I’ve just picked you up on @OfficialFPL draft.

Detoxing off social for a while. Probably saved myself from a million transfer rumours and Elon’s latest escapades. Let’s see whether he’s paid his rent by the time I reinstall the app. ✌🏼

Me every repeat… just try not to dance.

No need for Spotify Unwrapped. I already know this track will be my #1 played track in 2023 (even though it’s 5 years old). open.spotify.com/track/5ClqcvP4…

@anDrewjmmullins @burtpatarach @rbrtdnnlln Don't get me started on the Mullins genes 😂

I am such an awkward, clumsy person that my greatest fear in life is dying in a comedic, haphazard fashion and everyone turns up to my funeral going "what a dumbfuck lol"

@burtpatarach @rbrtdnnlln Very true. Had a worse injury record than Darren Anderton. 🤒🩹

@business Not surprised. WFH Lyft drivers is a terrible idea...

Lyft’s new CEO told employees to prepare for a series of changes, including returning to the office trib.al/vHSo9Jf

No further action v Assistant referee for the Andy Robertson incident. Correct call 👍🏻! Move on

@theboymaini @historyinmemes @rockyreddevil @MakingHistory99 I don't even think my divot would reach the water.

@historyinmemes @rockyreddevil @MakingHistory99 @chrissoo

The best shot in the history of golf

Update: I've unlinked Spotify and apparently have angered him... 😂

Currently having a battle with my 4 year old using my Spotify subscription on the Google Home vs me on the move. So far I've paused thr Pokemon theme tune 15 times.