Crystal Martin

You ever be writing JavaScript and then realize you don’t fucking know JavaScript?

“Witches call it spells. Religious people call it prayer. Spiritualists call it manifestation. Atheists call it the placebo effect. Scientists call it quantum physics. Everyone's arguing over it's name, but no one is denying it's existence”

@tiredofdiri OH MY GOD. 🤣

He has such a 1906 child labor unsafe working conditions new england factory worker face

You ever be writing SQL and then realize you don't fucking know SQL?

@michyslektra LETHAL

she pops up every other episode to showcase a lethal face card and leaves again damn

Just a really wack guy that hoped being a billionaire would make people accept him and like him. Even that didn’t work.

We should have just LAUGHED when Elon Musty was on SNL. He tried with Libs but we were all like LAME! Twitter was in shambles after his appearance. That was his Roman Empire 🤣🤣🤣 All of this is about attention for him. He has no ideals.

This is is NOT judgement but curiosity…why haven’t well known technologists left this site? Is it a strategy for staying informed? Is it sunk cost? I’m not going to lie it took a lot of work to build my lil following here but I’m not beyond letting it go.

@PopBase what if all the agencies just literally ignored this and did it anyway?

Donald Trump has ordered health agencies such as the FDA, CDC, and NIH to pause communications with the public until February 1st. They are not allowed to give regulations, guidance, announcements, press releases, website posts, etc. until approved by a political appointee.

Does anyone remember if we’ve had a president before who suppressed critical information about an emerging virus, leading to an economic catastrophe? Asking for a friend

You are not stressed from doing too much. You are stressed from doing too little of what you care about.

It only takes five minutes to break the cycle. Five minutes of exercise and you are back on the path. Five minutes of writing and the manuscript is moving forward again. Five minutes of conversation and the relationship is restored. It doesn't take much to feel good again.

@__dulceria__ @themultiplemom 100% nailed it

Her saying as a Black woman there wasn’t a lot of examples of ‘quirky’ women growing up on tv is something imma think hard about.

rich kids being able to do art for a living may be a reflection of their privilege but it seems to me like a reflection of the fact that a human that doesn't have to worry about money will often choose art. everyone is an artist until rent is due. i wish we all had that right :)

@ThugDebugger @RenderATL 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

📣 In the last week over 200 more papers were submitted. By popular demand, we’re EXTENDING the @RenderATL 2025 CFP until 12 AM PST on 1/13/2025 Tell a friend to stop waiting and submit that paper 📝

@dumbandfunn NOPE

started watching Mad Men for the first time… does this girl get any less insufferable lol

@primelinenews Seems like you aren't ignoring me. But have a nice day?

@codermeow This is why I ignore super liberal black people like you. Every one of you talking about the black experience just to go to a white man and produce white children. You people are a fucking joke to the black community.

Nullifying Nikki Giovanni's legacy because she was married to a white woman is honestly just so odd to me. I am married to a white man. Anybody that knows me knows I'm blackity black. Is it possible you just fall in love with who is there at the right time? Can it just be that?

@CollinRugg A YOUNG KING!

NEW: Middle school boy traps his "ped*phile" teacher by pretending to be a 14-year-old girl after his 6th-grade female friend said he sent her uncomfortable messages. W. Huron Middle School teacher Zachary Kaderabek, 28, was arrested after a male student baited him into sending "d*ck pics" on Snapchat. The boy's 12-year-old female friend confided in him that her teacher, Kaderabek, had added her on Snapchat and sent her messages that "made her feel uncomfortable." The boy then made his own Snapchat account and catfished the teacher by pretending to be a 14-year-old girl named 'Kate' by using photos he found on Pinterest. "Oh, so only four more years," the 6th-grade, South Dakota teacher allegedly said with a winky face. He sent more s*xual messages before sending d*ck pics. The middle-schooler then shared the evidence with his parents who then alerted authorities. Kaderabek now faces multiple charges of s*xual exploitation of a minor as well as solicitation of a minor. Video: Keloland News

when I was making a lot of mistakes in my archery class, the instructor told me this: “you are making mistakes because you are focusing on your target and not on your actions.” and that solved many of my life problems.

@b_weathersbee @HandmaidsOnHulu Omg I love it, and years later I'm a mother...I don't think I can handle watching the show right now!

@codermeow really enjoyed🦻You on the #MaydayPod #S1Ep9&10 @HandmaidsOnHulu Blerding out! ❤️ ur voice & energy U were so dead Ass serious when u said "i'll stop watching" 🤣🤣 if harm came to #Hannah #Binging til #HMTs6