Collins Tumukunde

Those of you posting caucasian images of Jesus from movies need to read the bible. 🙂‍↔️ Jesus had woolen hair and burnished bronze feet.

The only team with international WAGS in the @ntare_league. #FeelTheBean

“We believe the team will still make the final if we stay consistent.” - Captain @NoelK_UG during a post-match interview. #FeelTheBean @kronefinance

A lion would never drive under the influence, but a Tiger Wood.

God morgen fra Oslo. Nshera er en kreftsvulst for Ntare League. #FeelTheBean

Alcohol has no real value to mankind.

Of course we are Team @SC_Jabulani tomorrow. Kuva buto. #UpTheJabulani

After sending my first email at 9.45am.

@Uganda_LII @JudiciaryUG @Rogerskamujuri @HamzahSsebunya @KYAMBADDER @LivingMuhumuza @SuunaKing_James @TheMutaD @AndrewOmara8 @Simpolo_10 @kiryowa2 Very well reasoned judgement. The judge re-echoes my exact sentiment on this matter. During death, why should a family squabble instead of uniting to mourn the deceased. It was rather uncourth to drag this matter to court in the first place. It was in bad taste.

Nabukeera Jane v Ssenyonga Mike (Miscellaneous Cause No. 09 of 2026) [2026] UGHC 273 (26 March 2026) Court prioritised customary burial and deceased's conduct over uncorroborated oral wishes; DNA sample preserved, no immediate testing 👉:@2026-03-26" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">ulii.org/en/akn/ug/judg…

@Jhongemmy Atleast about 2 acres

@collintumuk How large?

Who here knows anybody that has a large forest of eucalyptus trees? I have business to offer.

@MarthaAhumuza 😂😂😂😂😂

No one is as desperate as a 30 something man who has decided it’s time for him to get married.😂😂

Conor Neill on the 3 best ways to start a speech (most people get this wrong): "I guarantee if you go to conferences, 19 out of 20 speakers will start in one of these ways: 'My name is Conor Neill. I'm from Tango, and this talk is about the latest trend in monitoring strategies.' But all of you are sitting with a piece of paper that already says who I am and what I'm going to talk about. By repeating what you already know, I'm giving a signal that it's time to get your BlackBerry out." Conor explains the three best ways to start instead: Third best: A question that matters to the audience. "How do you phrase a problem that the audience faces in a question?" Second best: A factoid that shocks. "There are more people alive today than have ever died. Every two minutes, the energy reaching the earth from the sun is equivalent to the whole annual energy usage of humanity. Does that change how you think about energy?" The best way: Start like you'd start a story to a child. "How do we start a story to a child? 'Once upon a time.' And what happens when you say once upon a time? My daughter leans forward, gets ready to hear, engages. We were all trained as kids to know when a story's coming. We also know when a teacher is about to deliver a 40-minute boring lecture." He explains the grown-up version: "In business, you don't hear Jack Welch saying 'once upon a time.' Steve Jobs doesn't start his speeches with 'once upon a time.' So there's a grown-up way of saying it: 'In October, the last time I was in this room, there were 120 people here. I was having a conversation with one of the world's experts on public speaking and he said something to me that changed what I think about what's important in speaking.' Now I can pause for 30 seconds, and you want to know what he said." Conor concludes: "Stories are about people. They're not about objects. They're not about things. If you want to tell a good story about your company, don't talk about the software talk about the people who built the software. What they do. How they are. What's important to them. What they sacrifice."

Nah.. this final was pure chaos 😭

Only in America you would see this ! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@omujuma Admin. I see what you did there. At the top of the table mountain ☺️

With among others, Ssempala, @WinnieKiiza, @GeorgeMusisi4, Paul Waswa, @KakuruTumusiime, Drabo Lillian @MichaelAboneka outside the Constitutional Court on 8/5/2025 challenging the null void Computer Misuse Act that Parliament passed without following the relevant Constitutional provisions. Thanks to everyone who made this battle for freedom worth fighting in this arena.

@BBCSport Woww

The Premier League has ruled that Brighton should have been awarded a penalty in their defeat to Arsenal earlier this month.

While passing the Computer Misuse amendment act in 2022, a member, I forget who it was, raised an issue about the manner in which it was being passed. The speaker, Among said, “let them go to court, we will see which Judge will agree with them. They are always abusing them too.” Today the Judges have agreed with us and nullified it. We hope all the victims of this unconstitutional act will be freed and compensated. This win is for us the petitioners but also for MP @GorrethNamugga. I remember the good fight she single-handedly put up against the kangaroo Parliament when the presiding officer was chest thumping and intimidating her. Also a big thanks to our lawyers🙏 The @JudiciaryUG has today given us a pleasant surprise. And a big shame to Asadu 👎

The Constitutional Court has found that Parliament passed the Computer Misuse Act in contravetion of the Constitution, and thus declared null and void!