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@BomberH34 Oh bless x altho I do think dad should have brought cheesy puffs instead of maltesers because caring is sharing bomber lad x

@London_W4 @angelazhay @metpoliceuk Hope your daughter is doing well x I learnt from experience not to be truthful when phoning the police ( worked nights in a mental health hospital ) always said the perpetrator was still in sight and was carrying a weapon/ couldn't see what it was 😉 soon got them to attend

Forget the police, Angela. As I said in my original post, there isn’t a police service in London. Those days are gone. It really is so important that people realise that and change their mindset accordingly. They criminals have realised it. It’s time fire decent people to realise too and protect themselves and their families.

Tuesday afternoon at a pub by the canal, somewhere in London. My eldest daughter has come over to bring a powerful vacuum cleaner over for my youngest daughter to vacuum all the glass from her boat. Wonderful to be with them both and of course, love a cuddle with my beautiful granddaughter. We’ve actually had a good laugh together today and looking on the bright side of life. Thank you very, very much for all the lovely words you’ve sent today. You’re a beautiful bunch of people. Cheers 🥂 (I promise I actually look happier than this photo may appear to make me look:)

@London_W4 That's disgusting and so very frightening for her 😒 I hope she is ok physically x and thank goodness you were nearby for her x as for the police and the perpetrators i wish karma and 7 shades of shite on them, c*nts the lot of them x

I was woken this morning at 1:45am to the sound of breaking glass and then the sound of an outboard boat engine heading away. My youngest daughter lives in a narrowboat that is moored alongside mine here in London. As I got up to see what was going on, my phone went and it was her. She had woken to someone smashing her bedroom window with a hammer, two feet from her head as she slept. She was covered in glass. Her bed was covered in glass. I rushed around and her window was completely smashed. It will have taken them several attempts to smash the whole window out as they had. Everywhere was glass. On my daughter, on the bed. Everywhere. She called the police in tears and badly shaken and they told her they weren’t going to bother coming out as it had happened now and that was that. She got a crime reference number. A young woman in London has her bedroom window smashed in the middle of the night as she sleeps and the police aren’t interested. I need to tell you all; it is essential that you realise that we do not have a police service in this country. It is essential that you realise that and take measures as I am doing, to protect yourself and your family. You will not receive help from the police. I am not now going to rant about who I believe they are here to protect, but it certainly isn’t decent, working people like my daughter. I’m incredibly proud of my daughter who is of course, very, very shaken up. This was an horrendous incident but with a bloke smashing her bedroom window in as she slept, I don’t need to explain that it could have been far worse. I could not despise the police more. They’re not fit to wear a uniform. I shall ensure that anyone who harms my family will be far less healthy than they began the day. I’m really angry. I’ve spent the night emptying the millions of glass shards from my daughter’s duvet, sheets and pillowcases. Her head was within two feet of where someone with a hammer was smashing in her bedroom window. I’ve boarded up the window to make it secure. Take care out there people. You are alone when this happens. Ensure you can protect yourself. It’s all you have. There is no support and no backup. Please realise that and take action to defend yourself and your family.

@benonwine Mental health issues

What comes to MIND when you see this?

@PickliciousF Oh beautiful pickle, I won't watch now if you're not in it 😍

Kidman got it. She didn’t even get the lines right.

@KatieMagnet Blooming peachy 🍑 mrs m x

Lovely day ☺️. How's everyone else ?

@Farmer_Boycie Lady of taste 👌

I’ve just discovered Jenny likes the soft tones of Bryan Ferry & Roxy Music 🎶🎶🎶❤️

@benonwine Blair

@Keir_Starmer You have no right to congratulate anyone and hold yourself on high ground to believe it matters to the British what you think, you are just a liar who will jump on anybodies bandwagon

Congratulations to Sabastian Sawe on an historic run, and to everyone taking part in the London Marathon today. A huge effort from thousands of participants, volunteers and supporters from right across the country.

@London_W4 How lovely ❤️

Anniversary of my Dad’s death today and his wife has sent me this photo. I absolutely love that my Dad has this brass plaque on Blackpool Pier. Cheers Dad 🍻

@history99917180 The day is not over 😅

Morning all. Good news. Despite making jokes about my wife’s age and her car insurance, I still have my plumbs.

@Gracie_Blue89 @Keir_Starmer @POTUS Can't even be bothered to insult you today

@Keir_Starmer @POTUS If only you were this passionate about attacks on British people in the country that you're supposed to represent

I am shocked by the scenes at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in Washington overnight. Any attack on democratic institutions or on the freedom of the press must be condemned in the strongest possible terms. It is a huge relief that @POTUS, the First Lady and all those attending are safe.

@PickliciousF Yeah you got it nailed 👌

I’m putting myself up for the part of Hamlet (yum) in a new film. I’ve been practicing my audition speech: ‘Tubby or not Tubby? Fat is the question!’ I think it’s just a formality at this point.

@London_W4 Absolutely love your videos 😍 I know you go out early but it's reminiscent of my youth/ teenage years down there x I look forward to them daily 🤩

Good morning you gorgeous little fluffy squirrels of loveliness. And now I’m here with the man himself; Sherlock Holmes as London wakes up on this perfect sunny Sunday. Wishing all you joggers in the London Marathon the very best of luck. Have a fantastic run and most of all; enjoy every second. Cheers 🥂

@EscapedHere Thanks for the info x

@EscapedHere Why are they being removed ?

@PickliciousF Mummy has ordered you one in lemon pickle 😍

No. No no no. No.

@JaneFallon That's my coffee all over the patio 🤣

I hope you’re having a lovely sunny afternoon

@CopMoustache Blue check ✔️

Ok folks, can’t do a poll due to multiple pictures, but 👇👇 First day Monday and I’m wearing jeans and a choice of these 3 shirts None of them have been ironed yet so don’t complain Oh and brown Chelsea boots if it helps 😊😊

@benonwine Good 👍

Millionaire US big game hunter Ernie Dosio, 75, has been killed after being trampled by a herd of elephants in Gabon. He was on a £30,000 hunt for a rare forest antelope when he and his guide stumbled into five female elephants with a calf hidden in dense rainforest. The herd charged instantly. His guide was thrown aside and injured. Dosio, armed only with a shotgun, was overwhelmed and trampled to death. Over decades, he had hunted elephants, lions, rhino, leopard and buffalo across Africa and built a vast trophy collection back home in California. This time, his luck ran out. Justice… or just a tragic end?