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@Mofoman360 100% yes

Do you think Paula Vennells and others should go to prison for their part in the post office scandal Yes or No? #PostOfficeScandal

@WG_RumblePants Awesome effort Rumbles, it’s a marathon not a sprint, dig deep and make any changes sustainable

20lbs down since the start of the year and I’m feeling happy with my progress so far 💪 Being off the🍷has helped I have another 30lbs to lose, so I have to remember that it’s a marathon, not a sprint. Hoping to be near to my target weight by the start of the cricket season.

@WG_RumblePants Bit of sandpaper and its hooping further than David Warner's I.Q

Bet it would swing if you shine it a bit. Wouldn’t want to catch it with cold hands in early April though…

@BBL No sense, no feeling

David Warner's bat broke and he's hit himself in the head with it 🤣 #BBL14

@footballtweet In my view people are free to choose who and to what level of fandom. Uber fans insist you aren't a fan unless you go to all games. Huge respect to that level of passion and devotion, however armchair fans are still part of the fanbase. Doesn't mean their willies are any smaller

🤔 Do you agree with this statement?

@theanalyst @ppushp7 Must have been not long after this bowling attack that pyjama cricket was invented. Whites were definitely not the way forward.

As England change their XI yet again, @ppushp7 says only one eleven has featured together in 10 or more Tests. The West Indies XI 1988-91 (below) stayed intact for 11 matches, losing just their last game. Are they the GOAT? It’s some side anyway!

@HylandIan Enter Sandman : Metallica

Daughter hit me with a good/impossible question this morning. What’s the most iconic intro to a song ever? I went for Step On by the Happy Mondays.

@cricket_badger Totally agree, felt the need to clarify as most people don't either remember or associate him with pace. Just couldn't be a team of favourite players without him.

@david_octopus Early on in his career Beefy certainly wasn't slow.

Pick your 5-a-side team, which includes your favourite players of all time. You need... Opener Middle Order Bat WK Spinner Pace Bowler

@WG_RumblePants Apparently midwicket just missed an absolute dolly as they were cosying up inside a Tauntaun to keep warm

That honestly looks like Luke Skywalker and the rest of Rogue Squadron playing cricket on Hoth just before the AT-ATs and Snowtroopers turn up.

@cricket_badger In the absence of a viable alternative, think it's a good appointment. I would have tried to wait out for Pep if that was ever possible, leaving Carsley in situ until he was. I don't see the likes of Potter, Howe etc.etc as being world class international managers unfortunately.

Is anyone else a tad underwhelmed?

@FabrizioRomano He is a world class football player, but not a world class defender with very weak defensive positional awareness. Against weaker teams his qualities shine through and free kick was unbelievable. Just have to accept cover down his flank will always be needed.

✨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Trent Alexander-Arnold has been Man of the Match 3 times in 4 games under Lee Carsley as England coach.

@FabrizioRomano Very humble and classy statement, but that instantly rules out some of the 'names in the frame' like Graham Potter, Eddie Howe etc.etc.. I would leave Carsley in situ until Pep is available.

🚨⚠️ Lee Carsley prepares his exit as England interim coach: “I think that this job deserves a world class coach who has won trophies”. “I am still on the path to that”.

@Sofia_Rani34 Happy birthday young man

@bobbydugnutt111 To be fair, I think having to wait for the Hundred to finish before Iran could release their salvo has only caused more angst and pent up frustration. Crisp packets have literally brought on the onset of WW3....

I guess WW3 puts the whole Hundred debate into perspective

@MarinaPurkiss Was always taught that two wrongs don't make a right. Whether left or right, all politicians will seize any opportunity for freebies or perks. It just looks rather churlish to try and pretend one is worse than the other. All their sh1t stinks I'm afraid.

Love that we’ve gone from… Disgraced Foreign Secretary can fly on a taxpayer-funded, Kardashian-style private jet To Prime Minister can’t watch his team play football in a box that costs the taxpayer nothing.

@timfarron It's the expenses system that is so wrong. The politicians 'follow' the rules, that are beyond f*cked up and elitist. In any corporate environment people utilise expense rules to the extreme. They could of course propose or amend them, but no-one wants to slaughter that cash cow.

This is getting silly now. Leave his kids out of it, and stop blowing things out of proportion. There is bad behaviour amongst some politicians, but this constant pearl clutching at everything undermines trust to an unjustified and dangerous extent. Try reporting some news.

@sportbible Hilarious the hard ons for him. His ability on the ball and quality of delivery is world class. However , he is absolutely horseshit at defending. Finland and Ireland are perfect for him because they are even worse at attacking as his defensive frailties.

Is Trent Alexander-Arnold England's most important player? 🤔

@Vararse_ Must be missing something because I see individual brilliance throughout that entire piece.

Truly sad to see. At this level football should be all about expressing yourself and individual brilliance

@Bairdric1 Rumours flying about the Cheeky Girls

To the “Oasis were piss anyway crowd” - They split 15 years ago, tell me a band of the last 40 years that could create this buzz by hinting at the possibility of reunion. You simply can’t. Theres no artist performing today that could take a 15 year break & have this reaction.