Grandma Debbie

Hilarious!

Comical sketch: How a Catholic Priest (poorly) explains Ephesians 2:8-9

@Real_RobN @JusticeGirl6119 She’s batshit crazy!

This is one sick, tormented motherfucker—this bitch just threatened the President of the United States.

@AntiLeftMemes What is wrong with these people. It’s over and over and over again.

What can store owners do to stop this destruction and disruption to their business ??

@NateSilver538 Or… maybe it’s because more people want to interact with the right leaning posts.

These are the Twitter/X accounts with the most engagement so far in 2026. I suppose I had some intuition for how bad it was, but jeez, this is what you get when the ecosystem is broken.

@AntiLeftMemes Idk but how is that boat still afloat? What’s at the other end to balance it out? 😳😳😳

What is the name of this group?

My patient’s LDL went up 60 points on my program. Her doctor wanted to start a statin. I didn’t. Here’s why 🧵

@ClownWorld Never heard of her…

Actress Laura Benanti boards a flight expecting recognition, runs into a group of theater kids and not a single one knows who she is, so she blames them for not being alive in 2008 🤡🌎 Imagine thinking you’re famous then mid boarding nobody cares 😭

@BuzzPatterson Chipped beef. It was one of my father’s favorite foods. Mom made it for him frequently but I would never eat it as a kid. 😀

Do you know what this is? I’ll tell you what it is. It’s Heaven at 3 AM in an Air Force dining hall.

@farmingandJesus Insanity!

Jesus would have a lot to say about this performative unbiblical stuff. Wait, he already did….They just need to read what he said in The BIBLE. Matthew 6:1 Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven.

@AntiLeftMemes Violent

Describe the Democratic Party using ONE word

@miles_commodore Just listen. Ask questions. Maybe you will learn something new. Soon, all you will have are the memories and you will wish you had asked so many more questions.

When a family member over 85 years old is telling you a story for the 28th time, should you say something or play along?

@CynicalPublius My dad was a pilot and super invested in all of the space missions. If one was taking off or landing during school hours, he would bring a tv to my class so we could all watch it. Really, I think he just wanted to make sure I didn’t miss it and the other kids benefitted. 😀

RE: The Moon Launch OK, look, I admit it. I am an astronaut fanboy nerd (except for one ex-astronaut politician whose head resembles a scrotum). If you are a late Boomer or early Gen Xer, you remember. You heard Genesis read from an astronaut orbiting the Moon. You and all your friends wanted to be astronauts, more than anything. You remember that your parents bought your family’s first color TV to watch Neil Armstrong on the Moon. You built the LEM and CSM models and only killed a few brain cells with the glue. You were scared and prayed during Apollo 13. You had the lunchbox. You were sad when they cut off funding for the rest of the Moon landings. You were amazed when they saved Skylab. You watched all the movies. (You saw “The Right Stuff” and “Apollo 13” at least 20 times each.) You cried over Challenger and Columbia. You got older and wondered why we became so timid. Why not more of the Moon? Why not Mars? Why not beyond? The ISS seemed so…. limiting. You always said that the US space program was the one thing you did not care how much your were taxed for. Elon became a god of space travel, and you were there for it. So it’s our day, fellow astronaut nerd fanboys and fangirls. Put on your make-believe astronaut beanies and goggles, be 8 again, and remember the way you took that refrigerator cardboard box and turned it into the inside of an Apollo capsule with magic markers, Scotch tape and buttons stolen from your Mom’s sewing box. WE’RE GOING BACK TO THE FREAKING MOON BABY!!!!!🚀❤️🤍💙🇺🇸

@GuntherEagleman Is he reading the instructions???

🚨 BOOM! Hatch is CLOSED. Crew is fully strapped in and locked down. Artemis II is loaded and ready to blast toward the MOON! Let’s GO!!! 🚀

@GuntherEagleman Shifty Schiff. I want to vomit everytime he speaks.

Who would you like to see go down first, Adam Schiff or Eric Swalwell?

@Strandjunker Another really high IQ poster. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Seems like a good day to remind everyone that Trump’s ex-wife Ivana wasn’t an American citizen until 1988. She gave birth to Don Junior in 1977, Ivanka in 1981, and Eric in 1984. — Let’s cancel their birthright citizenship first.

@BuzzPatterson Absolutely!

I did. Right after a Little League game. The best of times!

@data_republican We won’t watch anything with her either. Just the sight of makes me ill.

I said this once before and so many of you agreed with me... to this day my husband will not watch any movie with Jane Fonda in it. Does everyone know why or have her traitorous actions been forgotten? Here is a photo where she is sitting with North Vietnamese soldiers on a gun that was used to shoot down American planes while our soldiers remained in captivity.

@anyonewantchips IQ = 80 on a good day.

As the Supreme Court is poised to rule on Trump’s request to end birthright citizenship - it might be a good time to mention the fact that Ivana was not a US citizen when Don Jr, Ivanka & Eric were born, and Melania was not a US citizen when Barron was born.

@BuzzPatterson @DavidLimbaugh I would have loved that. My dad took me flying in a Stearman at about that age and I was fascinated with the open cockpit.

Dad of the year! Look at her joy!❤️