David Hallstrom

@ZitoSalena @iowahawkblog Culver’s tops the list of things I miss since moving back to Penna. from Illinois. We gave them Yuengling. Time to return the favor.

@dehallstrom @iowahawkblog 💪🏼☺️❤️

This Mullet was made for Pittsburgh #HereWeGo.

@ZitoSalena @steelers @culvers @NFLDraft @NFL @Pittsburgh_Dad @TheIowaHawkeyes Cheltenham Township has dibs.

Dear @steelers Gennings Dunker was born & bred in Iowa. A staple of his diet included copious amounts of @culvers please use your influence to convince them to cross the Ohio State line & embrace feeding Yinzers. Plus the 6'5", 319-pound lineman needs to feed his mullet.

@ZitoSalena @iowahawkblog The food is worth the drive!

@iowahawkblog Yinzers need one so bad. closest one is Canton, Ohio, which is much closer than they used to be! I can make an argument to drive to Canton--there's the football Hall of Fame,, the McKinley Presidential Library & Museum & OG Goodyear headquarters

@RobProvince MAGA Rob!

What a nice Friday.

Kind of an ego boost to have some fat loser in California think I’m so successful it has to be AI.

A story I would expect @ZitoSalena to drop in my timeline.

@MappingThePath @bensbiz @SamDykstraMiLB That @bensbiz comes from a pretty sketchy part of the country. Enjoy your trip.

🎇 Woo hoo! 🎇 It was an absolute honor and great fun to chat with @bensbiz, @SamDykstraMiLB, and Tyler on "The Show Before the Show" about my big baseball road trips with my dad and our upcoming Southern Baseball Road Trip (starts May 3!) #SouthernRoadTrip #19ballparks22days

@JPerrotto @uptonbell Nate Colbert

@uptonbell Tom Brookens

Hank Greenberg

@redsteeze @sunnyright Anything 47 additional seats would be a failure.

@sunnyright Trump should come out tomorrow and announce he's packing the court, just to see Bill's head explode.

The "Conserving Conservatism" people are explaining why we need to pack the court so that the far-left can implement its agenda without the existing legal safeguards Anyone still taking this "we're just principled" shit seriously?

@beyondreasdoubt The tats might be clouding your judgment.

OH REALLY

not guilty

@beyondreasdoubt If this happened at Citi Field, where exactly is @StevenACohen2?

I’d be in jail if I witnessed this

@TylerKepner @HowieRose I saw a werewolf with a Chinese meu in his hand.

@HowieRose It’s getting hard to be someone but it all works out.

I don’t know where but she sends me there.

@MikeSalvatore10 I saw the A's win 21-7 in June 1969 (Reggie was 5 for 6 with 2 HR and 10 RBI) and I saw the Rays win 8-5 on my 60th birthday.

idc that I'm a Yankees fan, every baseball fan needs to experience a trip to Fenway Park once in their life.

@charlottevarnes One of the coyotes that roam the yellow line tracks.

What’s everyone’s animal prediction for tonight’s game? I’m going rabid seagull or one of these evil guys (iykyk)

⚾️ Immaculate Grid 1116 9/9: Rarity: 1 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 ➡️ See my grid: sports-reference.com/immaculate-gri…

@TheReliefRoom I hang my head in shame.

@dehallstrom Haha

Scotty Jetpax for @TheReliefRoom 2026 MVP!

@TheReliefRoom Never mind.

@charlottevarnes The wind at Wrigley must be blowing out.

That is the eighth batter the Phillies have walked tonight. Not ideal.

@JPerrotto @heykayadams Worth it!

@heykayadams Orem's by a mile, but you'll have to drive to Beaver Falls.

Where can I find the best cinnamon roll in Pittsburgh?

@MattWelch @senderowiczj One of my favorite Mets!

@senderowiczj His arm was absolutely electric before being fed into a meat grinder.

Frank Tanana threw hard until getting hurt in the late 1970s! Only several years later did he reinvent himself as a junk baller.