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ahoysteve 🍳

@djockstrapped

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20’s | UK | she/her | MDNI 🔞 Beigetreten Kasım 2025
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amara@cynthialennons·
is the press tour just gonna be mclennon queerbait while joseph quinn disassociates cuz thats basically the closest thing we’ll get to a beatles tour
percy@parismotif

FUCKKKKKK MY LIFD FUCK MY LIFE

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kia@twojoesily·
bite the hand is almost finished and i just know i’m still not mentally prepared to get started on it 😭
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ahoysteve 🍳@djockstrapped·
Sorry ahoysteve is slacking she had to socialise I’ll try and get it up tomorrow maybe idek what fucking chapter we’re on
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ahoysteve 🍳@djockstrapped·
Been really into listening to the ice age score whilst writing so god knows what that’ll produce
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ahoysteve 🍳@djockstrapped·
Guys she spent 6 days out on the streets in the cold in torrential rainfall because we had a solid week of storms. I put her in rice for 2 days and she’s charging like a dream. I might be the luckiest girl in the world
ahoysteve 🍳@djockstrapped

I lost my AirPods case a week ago to the streets and found her on a wall again today down the road from me all wet from the rain and scratched up and it made me so sad thinking of her waiting for me to find her again. (I was listening to au pays du cocaine at the time)

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𝔩𝔢𝔵𝔦✮
𝔩𝔢𝔵𝔦✮@sapphicscreams·
Long fic writers start losing it after like chapter 10. Everything will be going normally for the character/reader then suddenly they get fired from their job, they find out they have a long lost sister, they get pregnant, their baby is a demon, and a zombie apocalypse starts.
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mils🐰@HITITWES·
me and who
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lu 🖤🩶🤍💜 ¹⁶ (³)³
lu 🖤🩶🤍💜 ¹⁶ (³)³@wolftraphowell·
The UK is so lucky to have Dan and Phil the gay comedy duo otherwise they'd have to ship Ant and Dec
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ahoysteve 🍳@djockstrapped·
@HITITWES Literally so problematic and people still stan. Could never be me
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mils🐰@HITITWES·
@djockstrapped I was there he called me slurs as he got escorted out of the venue
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I’d rather kill myself thanks
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ahoysteve 🍳@djockstrapped·
@HITITWES My theory is that u broke the other one on purpose to sleep in my bed I just can’t prove it
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mils🐰@HITITWES·
@djockstrapped I’m going to order myself a blow up bed to your house
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ahoysteve 🍳@djockstrapped·
Am I allowed to talk about this again. No reason I just want to
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Phil Lester@AmazingPhil·
HAPPY BIRTH @danielhowell here are some beautiful photos of you from this year
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