ahoysteve 🍳

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ahoysteve 🍳

@djockstrapped

see you later, live and be well 🔑 | ao3: ahoysteve 📝

20’s | UK | she/her | MDNI 🔞 Beigetreten Kasım 2025

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amara@cynthialennons·22h

is the press tour just gonna be mclennon queerbait while joseph quinn disassociates cuz thats basically the closest thing we’ll get to a beatles tour

percy@parismotif

FUCKKKKKK MY LIFD FUCK MY LIFE

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ahoysteve 🍳@djockstrapped·23h

I’ve dreamed of days like this tumblr.com/bowiemelons/81…

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ahoysteve 🍳@djockstrapped·1d

@twojoesily I have no sage words of advice to offer

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kia@twojoesily·1d

bite the hand is almost finished and i just know i’m still not mentally prepared to get started on it 😭

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ahoysteve 🍳@djockstrapped·1d

Ur so dramatic i love it

lu@djolklore

bite the hand come home the kids miss you

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ahoysteve 🍳@djockstrapped·1d

archiveofourown.org/works/83425611… Back on my bullshit

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ahoysteve 🍳@djockstrapped·3d

Sorry ahoysteve is slacking she had to socialise I’ll try and get it up tomorrow maybe idek what fucking chapter we’re on

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ahoysteve 🍳@djockstrapped·5d

Been really into listening to the ice age score whilst writing so god knows what that’ll produce

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ahoysteve 🍳@djockstrapped·5d

It fucking was

jesse@darthgordita

the peak of covid psychosis was when people were convinced that a bo burnham musical comedy special was an important piece of art

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ahoysteve 🍳@djockstrapped·5d

Guys she spent 6 days out on the streets in the cold in torrential rainfall because we had a solid week of storms. I put her in rice for 2 days and she’s charging like a dream. I might be the luckiest girl in the world

ahoysteve 🍳@djockstrapped

I lost my AirPods case a week ago to the streets and found her on a wall again today down the road from me all wet from the rain and scratched up and it made me so sad thinking of her waiting for me to find her again. (I was listening to au pays du cocaine at the time)

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𝔩𝔢𝔵𝔦✮@sapphicscreams·5d

Long fic writers start losing it after like chapter 10. Everything will be going normally for the character/reader then suddenly they get fired from their job, they find out they have a long lost sister, they get pregnant, their baby is a demon, and a zombie apocalypse starts.

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ahoysteve 🍳@djockstrapped·6d

@HITITWES Stop advertising yourself you’re mine

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mils🐰@HITITWES·6d

me and who

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lu 🖤🩶🤍💜 ¹⁶ (³)³@wolftraphowell·11 Haz

The UK is so lucky to have Dan and Phil the gay comedy duo otherwise they'd have to ship Ant and Dec

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ahoysteve 🍳@djockstrapped·11 Haz

@HITITWES Literally so problematic and people still stan. Could never be me

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mils🐰@HITITWES·11 Haz

@djockstrapped I was there he called me slurs as he got escorted out of the venue

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mils🐰@HITITWES·11 Haz

I’d rather kill myself thanks

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ahoysteve 🍳@djockstrapped·11 Haz

@HITITWES YEAH YOU ARE

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mils🐰@HITITWES·11 Haz

@djockstrapped maybe I’m just a bitch with a fat ass

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ahoysteve 🍳@djockstrapped·11 Haz

Have fun sleeping on the floor

mils🐰@HITITWES

one more week and me and @djockstrapped are reunited what a fucking time to be alive

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ahoysteve 🍳@djockstrapped·11 Haz

Using this photo of him is homophobic actually

PinkNews@PinkNews

Happy birthday to half of the iconic Dan and Phil, Daniel Howell! 🥳 Dan came out in 2019 by posting a video titled 'Basically, I'm Gay', which detailed his journey with his sexuality. In an October 2025 YouTube video, and after 16 years of fan speculation, Dan and Phil revealed that they have been in a romantic relationship since 2009. 📷 Getty 📷 IG/danielhowell

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ahoysteve 🍳@djockstrapped·11 Haz

@HITITWES My theory is that u broke the other one on purpose to sleep in my bed I just can’t prove it

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