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@m_takewaka Little Tokyo is downtown! One of the loveliest parts of the city. Also downtown art walk is great.

カリフォルニア民を馬鹿にする人が多いけど、それは間違いだ。カリフォルニアにも懐が深いとても良い人たちがたくさんいる。一口にカリフォルニアと言っても広いんだ。ただし、ダウンタウンLAはダメだ。あんな糞尿臭いストリートに善人なんていない。

@Freedom2Fart Looks great! It’s red from side to side.. I’d like a little more crust on the outside, though

私のステーキ、どう？ ちょうどいい焼き加減かな？

@Retae_Dog Nobody will be offended, but it will be funny as hell. The Japanese guy who brought his own rice cooker to the BBQ will be a story they tell forever, and they might tease you quite a bit, but it’s all in good fun.

アメリカのBBQ兄さん達に聞いてみたいことがある。 僕がBBQに招待されたとする。 その時、僕が手土産の他に、醤油とわさび、そして日本のお米と炊飯器を持参して真っ白な白米を炊き始めたらあまりよい印象は与えないのかな？ 実は日本の食事ってベースのお米を何で食べるかで組み上がるものなんだ。

@FumiHawk Sous vide is amazing. Lots of Japanese here are saying they can’t get quality beef. With sous vide, you can take a tough, cheap piece of meat and cook it for a long time, and it will be wonderful. Mutton becomes lamb, and chuck roast becomes prime rib,

Twitter（現X）すげぇな。 オーブンが無いから肉焼けないって（日本語で）言ったら、アメリカの人達が「低温調理どうよ、これなら肉旨いぞ」って（英語で）教えてくれた。 このままの勢いだと、なんか低温調理器を買ってしまいそうな気がするｗ

@TsuyotsuyoNeko @murk946672 Don’t put this on steak. It’s good on everything else, but not steak.

@murk946672 Amazonで買えるんだね！ありがとう！

アメリカ人にステーキに合うステーキソースを教えてくれっち言うたら「上等なステーキ肉/焼き方にはソースは不要」って銃口を突き付けられた。

@TsuyotsuyoNeko What about a rock sauce? It’s like a jet sauce.

@g_a_man2 Is that egg raw?

これが普段の朝食です。日本人は朝ごはんに大豆と米を山ほど食います

@ikazuchizoku @i_kaseki That makes sense. You can say it, I can’t.

@docscarabus @i_kaseki 黒人が自分の事をNワードで言う事と似たようなものでしょ？

アメリカ人が本気であの肉を「普通のこと」だと思っている事に慄いている。

@WatcherontheWeb The Germans don’t hate us! Nor do the French or the British.

Dear new Japanese friends... May I beg an explanation of something of you? I'm sure the answer is different for everyone... but... WHY do you like us? Many places we have gone to war with, and even some of the ones we have gone to war to save... seem to hate us But our nations engaged in some of what is arguably the most horrific warfare in human history to that date, and it's not like you got space away from us or our culture afterwards to gain peace over it why don't you hate us like the Germans do? Or the french? or on most days, half of the British? I'm VERY happy about it, and grateful, but I have always wondered what the difference is I know much of it for us is "We had a problem, we settled it, now there's not a problem"... kind of the "2 dudes fight on the playground and end up best friends" thing

@rootport Glad to see the east coast getting some love in our cross-cultural culinary love-fest. If you come to New England, we have clam chowder, lobster, fried clams, and of course, oysters!

これはニューヨークに行ったときに食べた牡蠣。じつはアメリカ北部州（いわゆる東海岸）では牡蠣は歴史的・文化的にとても重要な食材で、今でもマンハッタンには生牡蠣を提供する店がごまんとある。

@syukujo3111 Is that odd square pan specifically built for tonkatsu?

日本人は塊肉を焼くのは苦手だが、薄切り肉を揚げるのは結構得意なんだぜ。というわけで今日の晩御飯はトンカツです。

@HitGarageDoor @yakumo_nyann @akevittnvg Awareness after the strike. After you follow through with the strike, you have to turn around and keep your eye on the opponent.

@yakumo_nyann @akevittnvg what is "zanshin"?

アメリカ人に自慢できるものないかと思って家を探したけど剣道用の防具しかなかった

@akevittnvg That’s quite cool! Is kendo very popular in Japan?

@ikazuchizoku @i_kaseki Do you guys actually call yourselves “yellow”? That’s a big no-no in America.

@i_kaseki アメリカ人はあんな異常な量の肉を食べても胃もたれしないのかな？ これが黄色人種と白色人種の違いか…

@BrigitteOhNo Cook it in a pan with garlic and ginger, and a splash of sherry and maybe some soy sauce. (Don't forget salt). Serve over rice.

Guys what would you do with beef mince that isn’t a spag Bol, cottij pie, chilli etc. Having a menty B about dinner

@sailaunderscore I'm gonna need more information.

Only in Japan is "stuck in a room where you can't leave until you have sex" some sort of culturally-common reference point, the same way that "high school prom" is for America. This is because Japan like France has a priest-like class of perverts that direct culture.

@bluewmist Bose noise cancelling headphones. You have no idea how much noise there is in the world!

What is a 'buy it for life' item that is offensively expensive, but the moment you use it, you realize your entire life before that point was a lie?

@Maelzel_opening As a Californian, I don't have access to good southern BBQ, but our selection of Asian food is world class.

アメリカ兄貴曰く、日本酒も醤油も刺身も別にふつーに手に入るらしいのでイッチョ行ってみっかアメリカ。

@JPMlndz @kuma_neko_ Never heard of it! Sort of like jambalaya?

@kuma_neko_ So do we! This is called, “Chicken Bog”, and you can’t find it in any restaurant! It is only made in the homes of South Carolina!

すまんな、アメリカの兄弟たち。こればかりは日本人には譲れんのだ。ありとあらゆる食文化に"白米"という柱をおっ立ててしまうんだ。

@ThrillaRilla369 It's no joke. I had a house fire. I'll never sleep naked again.

People who sleep naked do ya'll ever think about emergencies? What if someone breaks in?