Dieder Das
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Dieder Das
@docscarabus
American expat in Austria. Student of the Deutsche Sprache. #jhana #tpot
Spittal an der Drau, Austria Katılım Ocak 2015
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Only in Japan is "stuck in a room where you can't leave until you have sex" some sort of culturally-common reference point, the same way that "high school prom" is for America.
This is because Japan like France has a priest-like class of perverts that direct culture.
俺の両手は機関銃@odsk0926
私セックスしないと出られない部屋でセックスしてもし射精の瞬間に扉がガチャとかいって開いたら瞬時に「おい！セックスのゴールは射精か？ペニス中心に考えるなよ！」って怒鳴り散らかして、それで相手の男の人に気味悪がられてひとり部屋に取り残されて閉じ込められてそこで朽ち果てたりすると思う
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@bluewmist Bose noise cancelling headphones. You have no idea how much noise there is in the world!
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@Maelzel_opening As a Californian, I don't have access to good southern BBQ, but our selection of Asian food is world class.
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@kuma_neko_ So do we!
This is called, “Chicken Bog”, and you can’t find it in any restaurant!
It is only made in the homes of South Carolina!
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@ThrillaRilla369 It's no joke. I had a house fire. I'll never sleep naked again.
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People who sleep naked do ya'll ever think about emergencies?
What if someone breaks in?
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@Locus_Solus3303 Yes! Its very popular here in the US! Some restaurants whole appeal is that they specialize in the flavor. We even had a burger chain called "umami burger"
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@FUTOCHIMPO Dude this image will live forever in internet fame!!!
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@DBZYuYuYasha @Acyn I just want to see him take that dementia test.
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@Acyn Cool. He should be able to do that publicly then. Somebody ask him to draw a map of the Middle East from memory.
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@AlabasterApu @i_kaseki Damn, you got a nice char on that steak!!!
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@i_kaseki Normal American meal cooked at my home. We often eat large pieces of grilled meat. Sometimes 3 to 4 times per week. This is beef, but it’s often chicken. The large white mound on the steak is a compound butter with herbs.
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@tekarin I actually knew that already, but it is endlessly amusing to me.
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@FUTOCHIMPO This is exactly what I look like when I see bacon! (Less jacked, though)
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@embryosophy Are you missing the wholesome Japanese BBQ discourse?
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my whole for you tab is anal sex and reflecting on blow jobs. like literally every tweet
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@joeblow87423561 @Halalcoholism Yep. And he doesn’t get the joke. It’s not that he talks funny, it’s that he’s a food snob complaining about foreigners messing up his home cuisine. Hey-yah!
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@docscarabus @Halalcoholism That doesn't really change much. An Asian guy playing up a real accent from his own country is zero percent racist.
The other guy acts like he's some intellectual, offering his deep analysis, yet fails to mention the guy is using his country's real accent? It's braindead.
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Many Asian-Americans are weird about Uncle Roger, partly due to a chip on their shoulder other Asians don’t have, but also there just aren’t many Malaysians in the US. So they hear a wildly over-the-top Chinese accent, rather than a slightly exaggerated Malaysian uncle voice.
BlackSword@Blacksword011
When racism isn't actually racism
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@tekarin Very wholesome. It’s common among American foodies to denigrate the California roll as “inauthentic”, but it’s a delicious and inexpensive use of local ingredients !
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@docscarabus Yes, there are no fried onion and mayo-based or spicy sauces on Japanese sushi.
Sometimes I miss American rolls like California roll and Dragon roll.
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@ChrisAlvino Yeah! All this antisex discourse already happened in the 80s. Read Dworkin’s “Intercourse.”
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What really pisses me off about all of this anti-sex discourse coming from Gen Z is that Millennials and Gen X FOUGHT for the sex positivity movement for decades in our youth and we made real strides in that area... All for Gen Z to throw it all away bc they're too dumb
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@sappy_sappho1 “Oh you’re a super genius over achiever? Must be a retard.”
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what? the r word would make zero sense in that context
ashley ray@theashleyray
im so sorry but the pitt clearly being too afraid to put the r word in the script is funny
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@Rozell6James @planefag We had a Korean guy show up to our BBQ with a batch of Galbi. We all loved it!
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@planefag I want to see what kind of side dishes a Japanese guy would bring to a bbq
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One thing I hope everyone in Japan understands; the invitations to join Americans in their BBQ cookouts are sincere. Westerners have a tradition of hospitality similar to Japan's, and it would be a delight to reciprocate the hospitality Japan has shown us.
ホットケーキくん(ホッケチャンネル)@hotcake_kun_
アメリカ男性と肉ならこの写真が好き いつか現地でこれに参加したい
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@usoikanokaisou Dying to find out what an imo-ni gathering is!
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リプ欄でバーベキュー派閥争いが起きてる……そうか、アメリカにおけるBBQとは我が国における芋煮会だったんだな。
ホットケーキくん(ホッケチャンネル)@hotcake_kun_
アメリカ男性と肉ならこの写真が好き いつか現地でこれに参加したい
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@joeblow87423561 @Halalcoholism That’s not his real accent. He speaks pretty much standard English, but he’s imitating his Malaysian countrymen. (Although he says it’s not far from how he spoke when he first came to England)
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@Halalcoholism I didn't even know this was a thing, didn't even think it could be a thing.
Asian guy speaks English with thick Asian accent, because... that's how he talks.
Another Asian takes great offence at this disgusting racism.
Okay, lol.
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