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@Anfal364518 I guess every polyp seen was a hallucination

No words Start with, P, and end with,P, Prove me worng.

@plex hard to explain how much I hate you. You did yiur job perfectly now you are a piece of shit

@plex what the actual fuck. No one wants you as a streaming service or aggregator. I tired to use your mobile app today abd couldn’t even find my own fucking streaming collection

I'm so grateful to @socaledison for making my life so exciting that every time I hear a thunderclap I wonder if I'll have power soon.

@MrBeast Easy 911.

If I offered you $1,000,000 but you only keep it if the first person you call answers, who would you call?

@MAGAVoice The fuck donyou prosecute Harris for? Losing the election. This is stupid.

BREAKING 🚨 President Trump stuns America by calling for Kamala Harris to be prosecuted 🔥 Kamala Harris is NOT above the Law I VOTED FOR THIS

@MrBeast @MrBeast god I wish you’d give me a challenge. 100 days in a jet? I gotta have internet to work but beyond that I can literally work out of a cave (if the cave has a generator). This ain’t no thing.

I told this pilot that if he stays in this $2,500,000 private jet for 100 days straight, he could keep it! Go see if he won :D

Why can’t @socaledison do their jobs for more than 12 seconds at a time? Why is there yet another power outage in lake arrowhead? I’ve literally never seems company so bad at their job.

Once again the worst company on earth @socaledison is cant keep our power on even without an overtaxed grid or risk of fires. Today under the easiest circumstances our power is out. No reason except sce is awful.

@realDonaldTrump that's nice i guess. please now un-fuck the economy that your tariffs blew up.

@stylewarning basically all of them. this is basically the story of how i feel about programming

Is there a programming language you learned really well (and wrote a lot of code in), only to eventually but slowly conclude "this can't be the right way to do things"?

@n0w00j not only do i disagree but this sentiment makes me sad. i understand it, but there have always been new sets of tools that made developers more impactful and they always have had limitations. i really think what's different now is how people are perceiving the change

Software engineering is a joke now — pure fraud. Vibe coding, serverless architectures, and platforms like Vercel that spin everything up for you have gutted the craft. We’ve lost the art of programming, trading it for bloated frameworks and copy-paste solutions. It’s absurdly expensive too — good luck running Docker without a $3,000 MacBook with 64GB of RAM. The whole space is begging to be burned down and rebuilt.

@dadmann_walking i'm sorry for your loss. it's hardly the same, but our beloved black cat loki vanished a month ago. his "brother" filou ( our other cat) is 14 and has hardly spent time outdoors in his life. but he keeps trying to get out to look for loki.

We did it. The search is over. After long last, we have found the dumbest person on the internet. Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

@piersmorgan Also innocent until convicted despite the evidence and the tone of your tweet.

SORRY?!! He’s a cold-blooded f*cking killer who executed a father.

@NewspeakNemesis @LeadingReport Most likely this is some faint to report people who are already in the immigration or asylum process though I'm not clear how this helps (yet)

What is this—third-grade logic? You are actively hunting undocumented people, then demanding they register? That’s not enforcement. That’s delusion. That’s asking the prey to walk into the cage and lock the door. No one hides from you—then signs in. This isn’t immigration policy. It’s state-sponsored fantasy. 🔒 #ThePartySeesAll

BREAKING: A federal judge has approved the Trump administration’s plan to require all individuals living in the U.S. illegally to register with the federal government.

@n0w00j i. know plenty of fathers who will wreck you in a proper coding challenge.

i instantly doubt a software engineer's ability if they have a spouse and kids

@LeadingReport if y'all could read you might note it doesn't say 56 percent are willing to engage in assignation -- it says they would find it somewhat justified. if condoning a crime were as illegal as committing it, most of twitter gets arrested tomorrow.

BREAKING: 55% of left-leaning Americans say assassinating President Trump would be “somewhat justified,” according to a Rutgers-affiliated study.

@DavyJB @LeadingReport you logic does not resemble earth logic. since no mental disorder is a degree of mental disorder, your first statement is true of all humans ever. unless the incidence of psychopathy in the population is 55 percent (which it isn't), you have successfully made no logical sense.

@LeadingReport 100% of left leaning Americans have varying degrees of mental disorder. So it would stand that 55% of those are psychopaths.