elizabeth 🤓
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elizabeth 🤓
@elizardbethc
the talent manager of every big billy bass singing fish. contact for bookings
nyc Beigetreten Mart 2016
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@_casscore God that’s my dream night (except the pasta can’t be from La Locanda)
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Drake songs are like what if you turned into a sex monster and died… in TORONTO
Aba Amuquandoh@abaquan
Cronenberg movies are like what if you turned into a sex monster and died… in TORONTO
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love on the spectrum except they pair a guy that’s looking for a “baddie on lexapro” or one “with a touch of the ‘tism” with a girl that thinks watching a lot of anime makes her autistic
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I’d tweet but I’m waiting for a FAX with my instructions from the Deep State
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Sometimes I’ll have an incredibly profound emotional experience and immediately cheapen it by opening Tetris
Gülce@exitsenses
Sometimes I’ll have an incredibly profound emotional experience and immediately cheapen it by opening instagram
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the trickle-down effects of “crooked Hillary”
LIZZO@lizzo
I like when azealia banks calls me ‘fat lizzo’… it’s endearing
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I moved to nyc to watch gay and gay-adjacent celebrities do public stunts and all I got was this t-shirt
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men’s sauna?? (Obama voice) Uh… let me be queer
B e a r m a x x e r@centristpeater
🚨 The Obama Presidential Center in Chicago, which features a museum, a library, and a men’s sauna, officially opens to the public on June 19.
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Evidence of giant squid discovered - bodacious beast is bigger than a school bus with eyes the size of a large pizza trib.al/VdMhR1f
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Discussing the wholesome chungus 2010s hipster loft bodega warehouse party experience at the NYC AI psychosis summit. Discussing the SF-ication of Williamsburg, the Williamsburg-ification of Bushwick, and the Bushwick-ification of ourselves. Peed my pants at the Geese show
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@smurfdumpling_ those conjugal visits with Cookie Monster pajama pants boutta be flames 😍
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@elizardbethc or if he wasn’t in jail for attempted murder
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guy from high school who did whippets behind the special ed classroom would’ve loved this tour if he didn’t OD in 2018
RattPack™@RattPack
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thinking about how my hometown had a notorious guy dressed up as the joker who would go to the bowling alley every week to sing this and only this at the adjacent karaoke bar
BO@bo_austin_
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