Erickson Ombisa Keya

@waceke_s 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@XvetDr @PoliceKE 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@PoliceKE Halafu mchele iishe kabla hamjapata. "Unmatched discipline..."

Did you know? You can hire the Kenya Police Band for your private functions which incude weddings, graduations and corporate events. With unmatched discipline and a rich musical heritage, the band delivers a unique and memorable experience for any occasion. Booking rates range from KSh 40,000 to KSh 60,000.#kenyapolice #utumishikwawote

Congratulations Majembe (Portifas Odipo), on your victory against Mbavu Destroyer (Ferdinand Omondi) in yesterday’s Vurugu Championship. Both of you put up a spirited fight, delivering an entertaining match that kept us on edge, too close to call. This match has reignited the passion for boxing across the country, restoring fan belief and excitement in the sport. We commit to sustain this momentum by supporting the sport, investing in talent, and creating opportunities to grow boxing across the country.

@hudumaManda 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

nimemtext kuuliza kama ako na kura akasema ako nayo. io ingine ya kudishiana wewe ona vile utafanya. Bora tu akulipe fiti

@Akokerryy @CBKKenya 🤣🤣🤣

Hey @CBKKenya The money is being suffocated in those jwala and may cause them to sweat Please ban this one too 🙏🏾

Merry Christmas everyone

If you want another man to assist you, • With a job, • Opportunities, • Financial assistance, Never use your emotional issues and predicaments as bargaining points. Nobody is interested in your problems, "I am suffering, please help." "My wife is sick, I need the job." "I have been kicked out of the rental house. Please help" "Banks are auctioning me." "I have a degree, yet I am jobless, I am depressed." Once you sell your emotional package, you automatically become a turn-off. A man will help you in view of your value to him, not because you are suffering. He may be philanthropic in supporting you in the short term. Still, he will expect you to discard your victimhood mentality and seek a sustainable solution to move beyond your rock bottom. However, do not pour your problems onto him. The best he can do is to tell you, "May God see you through." Please note that everyone is going through some sort of problems, including the man you are seeking help from, not just you. Many men you see as successful are seen that way because they have successfully hidden their chaos and emotions from the rest of the world. The man you see driving an expensive car and wearing expensive suits is also going through something that, if he shared, you would empathize with his situation. A lot of men have chosen to outgrow their problems by ignoring circumstances beyond their control while focusing on maximizing their skills and value to the world. So, when you are seeking support from another man, sell your skill, value and experience, and how you can solve a problem for him. Keep your suffering and problems to yourself; nobody is interested in them. You are a MAN, you have yourself, and that is enough. Your breakthrough will come. Chin up, towards God!

@abigailabigaba1 🤣🤣

You can't do this when your punna is tight. Never

@babeRisper_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Well, since we broke up lemme open up; I hated your bedsheets and your 18th century blankets the moment I stepped in that tin house bedbugs feasted on me better than you did, I'm still having skin rashes three months later yikes! buy a mattress too before you get a girl.

@Terry254_ @georgediano 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@georgediano Alikua anafanya Kenya power?

The Kamba lady who was exposed by her husband for supplying full voltage electricity to over 20 men has allegedly taken poison. She’s currently testing Sayuni Wi-Fi signal from a distance at Mama Lucy hospital. Nurses say every time the drip flows, she starts buffering like a bad movie, then shouts “Nurse, ongeza sumu, Men are Mutinas”. The nurses should just let the philanthropist travel to Sayuni since that was her initial plan. Again, diameter isha fanyiwa multiplication na unajua beacon ikisha songa hakuna kurudi, woooi Nyasaye konya. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor girl child as she circumnavigate through the corridors of Sayuni. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@GathogoBMwangi @minamanosybil Add some oil 🤣

@minamanosybil You must have some good experience with that kind of brain to be able to spot it in another person. I mean people express themselves in reference to others mainly in defiance

Porn brained poverty is wild.Imagine being so financially defeated that you convince yourself scrolling past a sexy girl’s pic is intimacy and some kind of victory. I never thought i'd live to see poverty hallucinating pride. It must suck being a broke man

@linc_ke3 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

we just attended Andy Nduati's wedding last Saturday at full gospel meru town church.

@Chelaa_03 🤣🤣🤣

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@shadrac_matata 🤣🤣🤣

They're doing extremely well actually. Recently, they dispatched a team to benchmark and get trained on AI adoption. To our surprise, only 65+ year olds showed up, yawning every 5 seconds as they make calls to check on the status of their per diem allowances.

@alexmwanzo 🤣🤣🤣

Thus specific look hukuwa ya all corrupt mps 🤣🤣

@HonMosiria 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Today, I resolved a misunderstanding between Joy and Collins, and they have gone home as a happy couple. After living together for five days, they almost separated over a small issue, which I have just helped them work out. Hii maneno ya wazee almost costed them their relationship. Mwanaume ni kujiongea, and this reconciliation must work.

@Dr_AustinOmondi 🤣🤣🤣

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@Caradvicekenya 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Do you trust Kairo we send him?

@bevalynekwambo3 🤣🤣

You can't afford to get horny in the middle of a revolution and social injustice. Wasamuka madako kuli kipla chukwinika vosera Ebwobi erabogete buna egepira kio obwanga.