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Huyu Shosho Ako registered bwana, that board was just cleaning their name and Rot😂😂😂

@kamauwaruhiu Apana cheza na inherited land

There is a man who inherited a plot in kinoo , he sold it for 10million bought some land in gitaru for 3 million built one room and squderd the rest . When he finished the money he sold gitaru moved to limuru and did the same thing .The last we heard of him he had lived in maimahiu then gilgil and is currently in a place called kasuku . If the government doesn't intervene he might become a citizen of congo.

Siku utampea mimba......

@YaneKariuki @LuluHassan Naisha 🤣

As-Salaam-Alaikum dadangu @LuluHassan ni matumaini yangu kuwa u buheri wa afya mithili ya ngarange za mvule. Langu mie ni kukupa mwaliko wa hapo sebuleni uje tukaweze semezana mawili matatu. Fanya na hima, kwani chelewa chelewa utapata kombe la FA si lako

ODM

@georgediano Wtf😂

It was a Big Easter drama in Busia buana after mikora wa ngono was nabbed doing unauthorized value addition business. Brother Okello decided to unlock a new side hustle, night robber by day & melanin baddie by night. Okello has been masquerading as an indigenous baddie with enhanced nyash to attract men who always think with their lower head instead of the upper one. Now things were going smoothly until Kanamba specioo entered the system,, cheap cheap alcohol is bad ayaaam telling you. Madam Okello forgot the assignment and started dancing like a possessed generator,, ululating, shaking nyash, and producing bass that sounded like a broken sayona woofer. One ninja in the club, who had already subscribed and was busy doing quality assurance on the nyash suddenly froze mid-service. He was like,, Hii bass ni ya DJ ama ni ya madam? Before he could process, he noticed one side of the Sundus had inflation, the other had austerity mode. That's when brother Bernard sensed foul play. My guy decided to do a quick boot inspection on Okello’s mafrrrrrrmbanya & Wuueh. He was left seeing with his mouth wide open. The alarm was raised very fast. A quick quality standard inspection was conducted by wananchi, and Madam Okello was discovered with a huge mutii wa ajabu installed where it shouldn’t be. Walimwengu didn't wait for an explanation. Instead of Easter blessings, Okello received a premium package of open-air massage with an unhappy ending. Brother Bernard was lucky, if he had taken Okello to his hacienda with hopes of supplying high voltage electricity, angeporwa pesa yiiote & his Sundus invaded. Ni Mbaya saidii.

@SharonO44776 Well, we're all Satans of nature

Sucking/ eating private parts is Satanic!

Money cannot buy Aura, ona vile amefunga mshipi

Kuna msichana sai ako kwa chali yangu akifanya cleaning nyumba tulichafua jana haha

Nendeni mtetee Taxi Driver 😭he's being fried

Work up today Vomiting and headache, I suspect it's this badass smelling mosquito coil that my bf lit at night 😏

All the contents of your head (eyes,nose..) are Clustered leaving behind a hell of a forehead

Waiting for tax man to pick me 😭🥹

Thank you

Kenyan Members of Parliament are not pure and holy, they are vultures and hyenas - U.S. pastor tells congregants

@edwin_mbosso Don't be stupid

Am one of two men that enjoy their wife's company. Most married people avoid each other . The other one is guardian angel.

Please can someone take this Mercedes away from me , Kenyan women will kill me with plenty doggy