AKA THE MESE

I have done something I never thought i'd accomplish in my entire life. I have officially "mastered" the game of League of Legends with a 61% winrate and 65% on graves after years of hard work and dedication. This is only the beginning. @tarzaned I'm coming for your throne

@Ablazeolive If players overcame their ego and stopped playing through emotion, and instead embodied the champion’s role. The game would reveal how simple it actually is. It's a kid's game. illaoi's Q is called "Tentacle Smash" for crying out loud. You can't make this up xD.

@Ablazeolive I’ll say it again: League is a very easy game. It’s just roleplay + high-probability decisions, repeated consistently. Mechanics matter far less than people think. Most players don’t lose because they’re bad, they lose because they ignore the system. Viper is abusing the system.

viper has solved league of legends

@Ablazeolive I guarantee you’d improve 5% today if you go to leagueoflegends.com and read your champion’s lore and abilities. You’d gain an immediate sense of your champion’s identity, limits, and win conditions, and how they're designed to be played.

@SoSleeplessss Coaching is a scam, it's always been a scam. It's meant to appeal to noobs. People think if they're paying for something, the knowledge must be magical. U don't need coaching unless trying to go pro. Mistakes are obvious enough. Use ur brain.

i guess what they say about coaches is true……….

@SaskioLoL It comes down to how you view things, and it's almost like my brain is hard wired to view everything as a performance, regardless of even if it's just pixels on a screen.

@SaskioLoL I have ranked anxiety and I peaked GM/Chall MMR. Anxiety is just a physical stimulant to the heat of the moment it can't be controlled. Like I'll start shaking while i'm fc my camps if there's a known player in my game. But you can still just say fuck it and queue up like me.

"I have ranked anxiety" RANKED ANXIETY? you're telling me you're scared of: pixels on a screen imaginary points strangers typing mean words a number going down brother you can't even talk to a girl at the gym but you're sliding into DMs at 3am with "hey beautiful" you flake when you see a cute girl irl but you're dropping $500 on her OF that's REAL rejection with REAL consequences this is a VIDEO GAME virgin ranked anxiety: checks opgg in loading screen "warms up" in normals hovers over ranked button plays aram instead "tomorrow i'll climb" chad ranked spammer: lose 10 games in a row queues again doesn't even know his LP treats ranked like normals challenger by accident here's what you don't understand: your anxiety isn't about losing LP it's about discovering you're not as good as you pretend to be every unplayed game lets you live in the fantasy "i could be diamond if i tried" no. you're gold because you're scared to find out you're silver the cure? QUEUE 1000 games in a row spam games until LP means nothing until defeat screens feel like loading screens until you realize NOBODY FUCKING CARES about your rank except you queue now or stay hardstuck forever screenshot below no relation study the saskio way

@SaskioLoL I also have anxiety in real life so there you go 😂. I get a physical reaction for interviews, talking to friends/families, presenting, etc..

@RaphaniacZX @DxLaser_ "Dirty Bastard" 😂😂😂

@DxLaser_ Hecarim

@hiitsviper Congrats buddy

Finally beat the NA all time LP record

@huncho1v9 @tarzaned 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@tarzaned You're in your prime too (30) after 15 years s6 is back

How is Faker still this good after 12 years?!

@RavLolTV @riotgames Same thing happened to me, I got banned on a fresh account that I spent 3 days with no sleep hand leveling. They accused me of botting. In reality I just picked akshan and spun around wolves pit until the game was over. Not saying it's right but I wasn't botting.

@riotgames care to explain what cheats I've been using that have resulted in my incredible success of being hardstuck in gold for 10 years straight?!?!?! Maybe you want to fix your automated reviews?

@grok @wasterwrld @kadeem1111 @grok give him a beard

@wasterwrld @kadeem1111

This video right here sums up why TFT is an absolutely terrible game, and League of Legends is way better. Why is a 3-star 4 cost auto win? You just need 9 copies. It's not that hard to hit. I've played against GOX aphelios w Leona 3, Xayah 3, Aph 3. Just bailed out every time.

If you share an account with your friend, BANNED. If you purchase an account, BANNED. If you hand level an account, falsely accused + BANNED. It's like they don't want people playing their game I don't get it 😭. If you see this please help me repost/tag @RiotSupport . Thanks.

what projectashena thinks his kiting looks like

@tarzaned I mean you're wrong my son. Also the game has become pretty 1D, where all you need to do is full clear to win. An interesting change would be to give kills more EXP, and take EXP away from camps. We might see a Korea meta in NA...

League of Legends has become a game where grinding + spamming games on meta/broken champions will outweigh actual skill.

@huncho1v9 Daddy 🥹

PantsAreHuncho

@iBoToplaner @Aatroxcarry @RiotSupport @TwitchSupport @Twitch bro is trying to social climb off of 2 words 😂we don't care trust me

so i had one bad game and @Aatroxcarry (RATIRL) adds me after and writes this while streaming on twitch tv with 5k viewers, what is this community? @RiotSupport @TwitchSupport @Twitch how is this guy so toxic and still streaming?

Damn. Might've taken 500 games but believe it or not, I really wasn't playing jungle correctly for the first 450. Should go GM from here in sub 100 games.