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How the guy in the left lane 50 people are tailgating feels upon seeing the 3 football fields of distance between him and the next car

@PeteHegseth could you please explain to me why Endangered Species protection in the Gulf of Mexico gets in the way of national security? I am very stupid and need someone smart like you to explain it to me.

screenshot 1: the Times of Israel accurately reporting what the law does and doesn’t do screenshot 2: the @nytimes notification I got about it. “Critics say…”

@jrmamana @ptichushka Tarantula was a bad example, his “Philosophy of Modern Song” from a few years back (as much as I like a lot of it) is rife with the same strained metaphors and flowery elaborative prose.

@fiaryeater @ptichushka couldn't disagree more

it's obviously AI, but the way to tell is all the strained metaphors. it's humiliating. nothing is left to breathe. there are no run-ons that aren't cringe elaborations of metaphor or bathetic editorializing. this is AI and, worse, it sucks.

@jrmamana @ptichushka Any reading of Dylan’s previous writings would’ve told you this is definitely his authentic work, good or not. This is the guy who wrote Tarantula. I don’t understand why you’d just blindly classify it as AI, it doesn’t even read like AI short fiction (e.g. that NYT quiz).

@ptichushka looks like it's real :/ patreon.com/posts/bull-rid…

@ColonelAnguss @bobo_circus To clarify I don’t think the NYT has any business using such a device given their daily platforming of IDF talking points and downplaying of the genocide at every opportunity. I think it’s also an inappropriate context to use it, but its purpose and intent are obvious.

@fiaryeater @bobo_circus No, but know your audience well enough to not insert cute literary devices where they won’t be understood (as is clearly the case here)

they can't but this is clearly an ironic coda in the context of a story about zionist terrorists trying to kill somebody. eighth grade literature shit. can we all please think for one second

@PJiggles_ It’s far likelier that when it comes out people will be comparing it to this derogatorily

Are you ready to see this video all over your timeline when the official remake is announced and the most obnoxious people on the internet insist it should've looked like this

@_sn_n Don’t cheapen a good cause with a terrible argument. By talking about the standards people are held to you’re tacitly saying that those two images are equivalently vile.

crazy how they think some random comedian should be held to a higher standard than the literal president

@ColonelAnguss @bobo_circus Should we dumb everything down all the time because admittedly most people in the U.S. have sub-8th grade levels of reading comprehension

@bobo_circus That may be true, but what population of the US—even people who might read this article—read below an eighth grade level?

@mormonmommyuwu @NintendoAmerica It doesn’t work you fucking dork they clearly don’t care lmfao

Hello @NintendoAmerica , I am confused and frightened. This video has made me unlikely to purchase one of your products ever again. x.com/WhiteHouse/sta…

@DrewPavlou @NYCMayor Drew you are one of the dumbest humans alive

@NYCMayor It’s funny how Zohran refused to name Islamic terrorism when ISIS aligned terrorists tried to hurl an IED in New York City last month. But he immediately names the “Jewish Defense League” so that he can try link terrorism in the minds of voters to Jews Sectarian bullshit

A member of an offshoot of the Jewish Defense League — designated by the FBI as a "known violent extremist organization" — was allegedly building explosive devices to target the home of Nerdeen Kiswani in a chilling act of political violence. The defendant reportedly planned to flee to Israel following the attack. This comes amid an alarming rise in threats and violence across the country targeting Palestinian human rights advocates. I am thankful that the NYPD and FBI thwarted this plot, which could have endangered Nerdeen’s life and those of other New Yorkers. Let me be clear: We will not tolerate violent extremism in our city. No one should face violence for their political beliefs or their advocacy. I am relieved that Nerdeen is safe. Our city must meet hate with solidarity, and meet fear with an unshakable commitment to justice and to one another.

@hana2736_ LinkedIn vibes

I've analyzed 200+ replays from Inksight data, and this taught me a lot about matchmaking, and why your X Battles have felt like they're unbalanced. Here's a few things Nintendo never told us 🧵👇

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

@PimentoQiz Pitchfork writer reading this: “Grrrrr he’s uncovered our UNCOOL façade!!!!! 😡😡😡😡 He knows our EVIL plan to shape everyone’s styles through our EVIL website and TAKE OVER THE WORLD 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈 But he can’t be stopped… the music is too good… 😒😒😒”

It will never not be funny to me that Panda Bear dropped this anti-pitchfork bar in 2007 and they still gave him album of the year.

If you genuinely think the existence of buildings like these is “misery-inducing” you’re too weak to exist

How it feels cooking dinner while listening to NTS Radio

@kimberly_4VOLS @elainejgodfrey Tell me you’ve never read the Bible

@elainejgodfrey He is referred to as our Heavenly Father, so makes him a man.

@unbuttonmyeyes [Guy who’s never seen a renaissance painting before] Getting real renaissance painting vibes from “The Pitt”…

[sees faces] This reminds me of representational art. My incredibly didactic nighttime soap opera is for geniuses, actually

@johnaloganesq @unbuttonmyeyes I like The Pitt as next as the much person, I watch every new episode, but it is a soap opera, like, undeniably so

@unbuttonmyeyes [sees a stupid joke] This procedural workplace drama is a "soap opera" because it has a politics I find annoying. People having fun with a few similarities about composition, lighting, and gestural variety enrages me. My incredibly condescending post is for geniuses, actually.