First Lieutenant Obvious

@MeinGottNiles You can tell a troon made the game because its a boring "shoot numbers out of the bad guy" slop shooter

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@bennyjohnson i hate the tsa as much as anyone else, but i don't think the democrats should make them slaves (lol, lmao)

I spoke with over a dozen TSA agents today. None of them have been paid in 2 months. Here’s what they told me: “I had to sell my car to pay my mortgage” “I work 12 hour shifts and don’t see my kids. Now I can’t even afford to buy my family dinner.” “I’m going to have to quit this month and find another job.” “My wife had to go back to work” “I can’t afford basic groceries” “I have no more savings left.” “This makes no sense. ICE is funded through 2030. Democrats are just punishing us.” One thing became clear after today: Democrats targeting TSA is morally depraved. It hurts passengers and law enforcement alike. Politicians should NOT be able to destroy innocent people’s lives to score cheap political theater points. Democrats are evil for this. They just want to see Americans suffer to protect illegals and illegal voting.

@kenzietuff just like americans, it takes 4 generations to make the trek to canada and only 1 generation to realize canada fucking sucks and fly back home

Science has no idea what triggers the monarch butterfly 2,000 mile migration. It takes four generations to reach Canada. Then, for reasons that escape us- a generation makes the entire flight despite having one of the worst builds in nature for long flights. Incredible creatures.

@libsoftiktok check his hard drive

THIS IS INSANE Two men, who both pleaded guilty to R*PING a 15yo boy and making child p*rn, received DIFFERENT sentences from two different judges. Eric Bergstrom was sentenced to 30-50 years by Judge Derek Vaughn. Judge Rich McGowan then took over the case and sentenced co-defendant Bradley Perry to ONLY 3 YEARS for the SAME CRIME. When Judge McGowan was questioned on his decision, he stated, "I am the law." How is this justice???

”Black people invented everything” Um, no, they didn’t…

@mmpadellan finally, something the left and right can agree on. we don't want the world coming here.

Dear World, Please DO NOT visit the United States for the World Cup, or for anything. As you can see, ICE is violently arresting U.S. citizens at SF airport, so clearly nobody can guarantee your own safety here. Repeat after me: FUCK ICE!!!

@DoomerTapes if you live in a red state it can be done. there are ranges that let you shoot and move, just gotta find them

"Go out and train" is very easy if you live in western US. But for those without public land/restrictive gun laws, how do you train? I am moving to FL, and there is absolutely no shooting on public land there. Fair, its flat like a sheet of paper. But I will still be out goofing around in kit in the woods, and luckily have friends with private land with a range. For those who are urban or not so lucky, what do you do? Flat range only? I know some places have run and gun 5k matches that you can do in kit. 2 gun/outlaw matches, even just USPSA. Any more ideas?

@uubzu easy.

Many of you would be unable to pass this test because you would consider the instructions to be too ambiguous to follow. I think this is a fair literacy test that everyone should have to pass to vote

@GoatRoper911 the ol' cardiac arrestor 9000

*Warning* Graphic with sound. Dead?

Young woman breaks down crying: “You're running us over, shooting us, all because of our skin color... our babies are being ripped from our hands” What’s your response to this??

@Suzierizzo1 @clutman i heard trump is sending them to mount doom to be melted into magic rings

@clutman Interesting because that’s not what I heard.

All Hell is breaking out at SFO Airport after ICE was sent there by Trump & they randomly detained a mother & her daughter! Witnesses say it was one of the most horrifying things they’ve seen & they gave no reason for their detainment! It’s going to get ugly soon as you can see!

@GovPressOffice if only the cops could show up and do something about all the fraud

Pro-tip: Daycares aren’t content farms. If you show up demanding access to film children, don’t be surprised when the cops show up.

@Zeppo81190327 @NewswirePatriot it says surgical, but what we really need to know is whether they use anesthesia or not

@NewswirePatriot How are they castrating them? Not chemically I hope. They should put peanut butter on their nuts and let a cage full or rats do the job.

FIRST OFFENSE, NO SECOND CHANCES! ✂️ If you have sex with a child 13 yrs old or younger in Louisiana, you WILL be castrated on your first offense. Some are calling this law "barbaric" and say offenders can be reformed. Is castration a just punishment on the first offense?

@RichardHanania all they gotta do is go to literally any black neighborhood lmao

Three Asians go to the “most racist town in America” to find racism. Basically nobody pays attention to them and they have nothing to report. Literally worst thing they find is an old woman saying her daughter loves “Chinamen.” Amazing levels of confirmation bias.

@EODHappyCaptain i like how they rendered the muslim no longer alive

The Cadets from Old Dominion University who stopped an active shooter, received 8 Meritorious Service Medals. Two of them received Purple Hearts…from the Sergeant Major of the Army and the Secretary of the Army. Absolutely amazing and well deserved.

I’m gonna say it

@BarackObama i remember when healthcare was like $30 per paycheck lmao

The day the Affordable Care Act passed was one of my proudest moments as president, because it meant that millions of Americans would have access to health care, some for the first time. The ACA also prevented insurance companies from denying people with pre-existing conditions coverage, allowed young people under the age of 26 to remain on their parents’ plan, expanded Medicaid, and so much more. But the ACA was always meant to be a first step. We still have to do more to expand access and make health care more affordable for everyone.

@TatorTrucking @jeff_of_norwich unemployed people don't count, tater!

@jeff_of_norwich I get 4-5 months off.

I refuse to believe that Americans only get two weeks off a year That's bloody criminal You should get at least five, NOT including public holidays

@jeff_of_norwich depends on the job and the company. more vacation at white collar jobs, less at blue collar ones. probably should be the opposite but is what it is

@MadeByWoven yeah, reddit sucks

*posts pokemon hoodie on reddit *post blows up *redditors report my piece to pokemon directly