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@donwinslow She is so average.

I am sorry Tom Petty. You don't deserve this. I am sorry Tom Petty. You don't deserve this. I am sorry Tom Petty. You don't deserve this. I am sorry Tom Petty. You don't deserve this. I am sorry Tom Petty. You don't deserve this.

@SecKennedy How many fourth graders do you think are actually on this platform?

MAHAMania: SnackDown

@PressSec Provide evidence that there are "illegals" whatever that means. Evidence. Not lies.

Why do Chuck Schumer and the rest of the Democrats in Congress want illegal aliens and other noncitizens on the voter rolls?

@Exodus15_11 @Mr_Husky1 I don't think so. There would be no need for them to be "decorative" since they are hidden in the window framing. Plus too small.

@Mr_Husky1 Window sash counter-weights which are suspended on thick/durable rope encased within the old plaster walls. When you open those old windows very fast, you can hear the weights rattle in the wall.

Nope, not ornaments. My friend is going through the house where her grandma and aunt lived their whole lives and finding weird stuff. Apparently these are solid and very heavy; too heavy to hang on a tree. What are they

@KevinlyFather @WhiteHouse @POTUS @FLOTUS @VP @SLOTUS Right? That's why Fox showed old footage from one of these dignified transfers when he wasn't quite as much of an embarrassment.

@WhiteHouse @POTUS @FLOTUS @VP @SLOTUS Is he ... Is he wearing a BASEBALL CAP?

A grateful nation honors the brave American heroes who answered the call without hesitation as they returned home for the final time. May God bless America’s Armed Forces. 🇺🇸

@atrupar "Mar a Lago, Mar a Lago, Mar a Lago"

Rubio asks Trump for permission to say a few words in Spanish to Latin American leaders

@Ravious101 her husband is a former NFL player, was a bank director, is a businessman, and California Real Estate has gone crazy. I know someone with a house valued at 1.3m, it's a 1100 squ foot ranch in neighborhood of same in Bay area. So just stop.

Maxine Waters lives in a $4.6M dollar mansion, has a net worth of over $5.3M on a Govt salary of $174K a year, and paid her daughter $100K a year for (10) yrs Do you think Pam Bondi should look into how she managed this while representing one of the poorest dist in California

@Casey puppies of Amazon

Amazon

I look forward to working with Kristi Noem as Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas — our new security initiative comprised of 13 countries. Kristi has achieved incredible results as Secretary of Homeland Security and will be a tremendous asset in our effort to promote security and prosperity in the Western Hemisphere.

Trump didn’t fire Kristi Noem because she failed to respond to the floods in Texas which claimed the lives of at least 100 people. He didn’t fire her because Americans were murdered by her rabid masked goons. He didn’t fire her for posing for photos in front of human beings in cages like they were livestock. He didn’t fire her for racially profiling Latinos, African-Americans, Arab Americans and Asian Americans. He didn’t fire her because she was arresting legal permanent residents and US citizens and detaining them illegally. He didn’t fire her because she was keeping children in fetid, rancid concentration camps without access to clean water, fresh food or medical care. He didn’t fire her for turning our cities into militarized war zones. He fired her because she made him “look bad.” That was the red line. None of the other things were.

@JoJoFromJerz Ask her husband every day.

Since she refused to deny it, the press needs to ask Kristi Noem if she’s fucking Corey Lewandowski every single day until she answers.

@GovofCO @HabitatColorado Are you going to turn up in the Epstein files? Or is guaranteed redaction the price for clemency for Tina Peters? You look like someone who would do that.

Honored to welcome Habitat for Humanity Chapters from across the state (@HabitatColorado) to our State Capitol! Their work building homes, communities, and hope across the region makes a real difference for Colorado families.

@Raybrown1959Ray @GovofCO She has not admitted guilt. She has shown no remorse at all. She would do it again. She does NOT DESERVE clemency. I'll donate to any opponent you ever have. What a traitor to your party. I hope they kick you out of it. There was a good reason for her sentence.

@GovofCO This will haunt you for the rest of your career. You’ll never get the stink off.

Across the Front Range, our iconic ponderosa pines are under threat from severe drought and pine beetles, affecting more than 7,000 acres. These tiny insects can devastate entire hillsides in just a few years. We’re not standing by. Colorado has launched an aggressive response grounded in science, forest health, and wildfire risk reduction. We’re committed to protecting our forests and the communities that depend on them. cpr.org/2026/03/04/col…

@RonFilipkowski himself

What does Corey Lewandowski do now?

@FLOTUS "Conflict arises from ignorance" indeed you've described your husband to a T.

PEACE THROUGH EDUCATION Conflict arises from ignorance, but knowledge creates understanding, replacing fear with peace and unity.

@SecScottBessent @POTUS @USTreasury The Constitution is, not surprisingly, silent about Artificial Intelligence. Don't know what that addled geezer is babbling about.

At the direction of @POTUS, the @USTreasury is terminating all use of Anthropic products, including the use of its Claude platform, within our department. The American people deserve confidence that every tool in government serves the public interest, and under President Trump no private company will ever dictate the terms of our national security.

@PolarisNatSec @LindseyGrahamSC There are probably two or three kids in every high school that are as much of a threat to this country as any given immigrant. Doesn't help when the President ignores the law and Constitution and recklessly starts a global war.

2⃣ @LindseyGrahamSC, holding a picture of the Austin shooting suspect wearing the Iranian flag: "I wonder how many people there are like him, waiting to pounce." "We've got to deal with this," he says. "The idea we're not funding DHS is insane—criminally insane!"

🧵 With Operation Epic Fury underway, the left's homeland security shutdown is putting America in even more danger. @LindseyGrahamSC: "Do you not understand that America is under siege—that radical Islam will hit back?" Highlights from today's @SenJudiciaryGOP hearing ⬇️

@ronsterd89 put https://www. in front of this olivetomato.com/greek-style-gr…

What can I put in canned green beans to improve their flavor? I hate them, but we're on a budget and have plenty of them.

@ronsterd89 Add them to something crunchy like hash brown potatoes, and add an egg or two.

@ronsterd89 tomato sauce/pasta sauce