Mr Sarcastic Truth

@advocatemahere Both the old men Fadzayi, Both.

🔸In a normal country, this old man would have a decent pension, he would be enjoying functioning public transport at a concessionary pensioner’s rate and he would not be expected to sing for the undignified supper of a bicycle. It’s a mess. #HowTheyRobbedUs We need new leaders.🇿🇼

@zimlive Does that make a criminal record official?

#BREAKING Bellarmine Chatunga Mugabe pleads guilty to pointing a firearm and being an illegal immigrant in South Africa. His cousin, Tobias Matonhodze, pleads guilty to attempted murder, defeating the ends of justice, illegal immigration and possession of ammunition. Lawyer Laurence Hodes asks for suspended sentences for both, which will serve as a 'warning' to them, a monetary fine, and compensation to the victim. Both men also willing to self-deport. Matter postponed to April 24 to ascertain if victim Sipho Mahlangu has been compensated, and to seek their cooperation on location of firearm. Via @Chriseldalewis

@dzovani3 @blavkRedd @zimlive 😂 of course not, but they should have enough intelligence/surveillance to know/suspect if someone is driving with explosives. Basa rebomb squad starts way before there’s an explosion. The explosives were in a kombi full of people, a good system pocks that up easily.

@foxcon31 @blavkRedd @zimlive Hope u are not saying police inofanira kumisa every car, vanhu vadzikiswa poitwa thorough search.

📸 Police are warning motorists to expect delays of up to 4 hours on the Bulawayo-Esigodini road after bomb squad and fire brigade deployed to scene of a Toyota Quantum explosion which killed over a dozen people. Vice President Kembo Mohadi allowed passage through crash site

@blavkRedd @zimlive Ehoi

@foxcon31 @zimlive Baba chero kuStates mota dzine mhosva dzongopfura ma checkpoints. So unoda every moda itariswe kuti ine ma explosives here

@blavkRedd @zimlive Ko harisiro basa remaroad block here kubata mota dziri unroadworthy, carrying explosives 🧨 and bombs etc. Pane kuzotsvaga mabomb aputika kare. Zimbabwe has normalized road blocks for looking at reflectors and spare wheels 🤦🏽‍♂️.

@foxcon31 @zimlive Saka zvekuti it passed through road blocks zvinei nebomb squad? 🤡

@Chasura98685618 @zimlive It’s literally a bomb, in a confined space.

@foxcon31 @zimlive Gas tank rinonvarura mota like that here?

📹📸 Scene of horror incident near an area called Much Binding on the Bulawayo-Gwanda Road where a South Africa-registered Toyota Quantum exploded suddenly leaving vehicle and body parts strewn over nearly 50 meters. Fire spread to the grass roadside. Police estimate 18 killed

@_MissVivie Caput succedaneum

How would you differentiate a c-section baby and a natural birth baby?

@NgwaneTdn @zimlive Yeah, they are designed not to, but we see it happening all the time. Even explosives are designed not to explode without being triggered.

@foxcon31 @zimlive Explosives being smuggled. Gas tanks are designed not to blow up like bombs.

@KMutisi @zimlive Yeah maybe I am not familiar with dynamite, does it spontaneously explode without being ignited? I know tanks do that if mishandled.

@foxcon31 @zimlive Gas tanks or dynamite… it’s a mining area

@zimlive There is a certain opposition leader who has been accused of not being more like Malema. Just thinking out loud 🤔

South African opposition leader Julius Malema jailed 5 years ♦️ 45-year-old convicted last year on 5 charges including discharging a weapon in public zimlive.com/south-african-…

@thetrueshelby @LucifersTweetz I bet he had to jerk it off to get it to a choppable size

I fucking can’t anymore, y’all 😭

@KingKandoro Atletico

Arsenal play Bayern? 😂

@Wananchi2 @begottensun @LoveMagwaza @DenfordNgadzio1 Why are you crying about the losses of corruption and lawlessness? Sometimes you wonder if Zimbabweans don’t deserve their predicament.

@begottensun @LoveMagwaza @DenfordNgadzio1 But question remains Kuda! Why didn’t you protest early (foundation stage)? You complained yamira, mangwana it’s demolished, so residents have power!!! My thing is why wait till almost completion? Did you guys just want to fix Nga? Consider the losses now 😭

@NtandoNcubez @begottensun @DenfordNgadzio1 @nelsonchamisa I see, that’s where Nelson Chamisa comes in?

@begottensun @DenfordNgadzio1 @nelsonchamisa The mayor is the authority, he already said the structures are illegal. The councillor in question reports to the mayor. The mayor has the legal power to deal with the situation. Where does Chamisa come in?

@advocatemahere Zvigananda zvakatora tsvimbo yenyu, plus mfana wenyu ari kuwanza mutoriro paJoni

🔸Chimbovaudzai zvamurikufunga. #DearBob We need new leaders.🇿🇼

@sleendeel A random guy claimed that he had invented a car that runs on water. The president invited him and celebrated his achievement with the media. His “invention” was a Chinese electric car.

Tell me about a story that happened in your country that someone else might think that you’re lying🤔

@TripleMaxmass @BabesweHunters @BlaiseTaziva There are no nurses pareception at Pari.

@BabesweHunters @BlaiseTaziva Almost the same thing nhasi ndaenda kuPare. Trying to get assistance pane this lady nurse paReceiption akutaura neni akatarisa paphone pake. Ndoti maswera sei about 4 times kuti ndiwane attention yake,in the middle of talking obva adaira nyaya dzevanhu varipa side odzoka oti mati

Yday went to a pharmacy mutown looking for mshonga wezvisasa mumsoro for my kid , without lifting their heads from their fones the ladies responded "endai munomugera msoro" i asked akuna meds for zvisasa here zvikanzi akuna the only solution kugera. Vanhu vema pharmacy MISWAI