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@rbellcock @BarstoolUIowa Nothing better than cheap beer with olives while the sun is out.

@BarstoolUIowa Guilty

Who’s drinking already?

@HawkeyeNate21 @Iowa_Recruiting @CoachFroehlich @mike4hawks $800 tickets for Thursday and $50 today. Incredible.

My cousin just sent me this from Houston

@spiderstumbled @_peterhanson *drive drunk

@_peterhanson This is a great way to make students walk an extra 1.2 miles to buy their booze at the liquor store in Urbana instead of Champaign.

The City of Champaign is enacting an emergency order restricting the sale of alcohol on the U of I’s campus ahead of tomorrow’s Elite Eight matchup against Iowa. The mayor says it’s, “…to reduce the possibility of public safety hazards…” Hear about it tonight at 5 on WCIA 3.

@stoolpresidente @Iowa_Recruiting @_willcompton Cheerleader of the year

That’s what I get for believing in Nebraska. This guy is everything @_willcompton wants to be. Iowa owns Nebraska. I’m an idiot. #GBR

@MurphyKeith Maybe stop using the word ‘rolling’ when referring to ISU.

Understandable. The Cyclones are so good, they're rolling without their All-American, and can still win games without Jefferson. No one will wave a white flag, but it's a bummer, especially for him. Hopefully, it's just a low sprain and he can return soon.

@MurphyKeith When they said Iowa state would roll today I didn’t know they were talking about ankles.

Dang.

@OhioTate Your basement? Pretty sure that’s your mom and dad’s basement prosTate.

Explaining my favorite Family Tradition: The opening weekend March Madness drinking game that my Dad and his college friends have played every single tournament since 1989 This will be their 37th straight year taking off work, sleeping over & playing this from Thursday - Sunday

@ogafroman is the American Hero of 2026 the people needed. Thank you, sir! #officerpoundcake

@Deplorable__76 @DannyJConrad @Apartment_Show They said 3/16 at the end of ep0, so tomorrow hopefully

@DannyJConrad @Apartment_Show When is the next episode?

Home sweet home!! @Apartment_Show

@OhioTate @StoolAfterDark I can’t believe you don’t get the catfish from Loyola.

Tomorrow on @StoolAfterDark In honor of March Madness, we will be playing Pros vs Joes: Basketball We have a team of 9 former NBA and D1 players (coached by Rone) coming to Barstool Chicago We will play until Barstool (coached by PFT) wins a game Roster announced in video ⬇️

@Oblivious9021 *gives a reasonable answer* Interviewer: Yeah maybe…I have no idea either I just really hope someone can tell me the real answer. Next question do you have a favorite hidden gem pizza spot?

Interviewer: How does Netflix prevent users from taking screenshots or recording videos of the movies playing in the app?

@PFTCommenter Great now it’ll be awake all night

March is all about watching basketball untill your leg falls asleep and you dont realize it, and then you try to walk on it and fall over, spilling your wings everywhere

@JSchmitz18 @OhioTate 💯

@funjakeco @OhioTate Crazy, I get some countries couldn’t be able to field a competitive team, but this needs to be tightened up a bit

Whoever the WBC commissioner is better make the fix that Italy needs to beat Mexico tomorrow. *That’s me being an American and assuming we’re the most important team to keep in the tournament. **If I’m Italy and Mexico I get together and ensure the USA gets eliminated tomorrow.

@MaxArcherWX @anchormedown69 @ChasingWConnor “And this made me and my mom very mad”. lol sure.

@anchormedown69 @ChasingWConnor Buddy please read the post. I didn’t get my feelings hurt by Connor. If you’re not gonna read the post and read what I said don’t comment.

I’ll add some context to my earlier tweet because I’m still mentally recovering from everything that happened. We were southwest of Kankakee, Illinois and we turned north to go down a dirt road with a bunch of chasers, and once we turned down that road everyone started turning around. I assumed everyone was turning around because of the wall cloud/tornado crossing it, well I was wrong. I couple people turned around and very large hail started hitting the road, so we use a persons driveway to turn around and once we got turned around, a big chunk of hail hit my passenger window (because I’m not the driver), presumably baseball sized hail or larger and nearly shattered the window, but thankfully it was soft enough that it didn’t. We went back east and north on the highway to get another view of the tornado and it goes into full multi-vortex like 30 yards in front of us as hail starts hitting the vehicle, so we turn back around to find a vehicle (I don’t wanna call them out directly) was parked in the middle of the road and was blocking it. That chaser moved and we went south to find more cars on the shoulder on the left side of the road and another car stopped in the southbound lanes and they were panicking and they were blocking us from going south. Thankfully they moved and we were able to get south. Around this time, we start getting text messages that my grandparents who live in Yukon were hearing tornado sirens and we’re getting into shelter. So once we got south of the supercell and were repositioning, I was looking at this while driving and directing my mom because I was trying to figure out what was going on. We were going north on a highway and accidentally missed the road to turn right because my mom didn’t see it and I wasn’t paying attention. So she is forced to make a very sharp right turn on a road that curves, and since we chase in a 13,000 pound Chevy dually 1 ton, we can’t exactly turn on a dime. She tries to turn once and can’t make it so she backs up, she then goes forward again thinking she can make it and she can’t, so she has to back up again. In the midst of this, 3 chasers including Connor Croff were behind us and we were getting honked at. I got told that over stream Connor was bad mouthing us, got mad at us, and said that we almost caused a 3 car pile up simply because we stopped at a stop sign, cleared it, then tried to make a sharp right turn but couldn’t make it all the way, and this made me and my mom very mad once we learned this because we didn’t almost cause a 3 car pile up. If we almost did, they shouldn’t have been driving that close to us and should’ve been giving us space. After this, we continued east and eventually ended up ahead of the supercell as it was producing a wedge tornado. We began driving north towards it and my mom told me there was a semi truck coming up beside us and I asked her to turn our CB Radio on and see if I could get into contact with that driver and get him to stop. In the act of doing all of this, I lost complete situational awareness and ended up putting us in a terrible position. I was able to get into contact with the driver who passed us on the left and managed to get him to stop. Once I got him to stop I looked back at radar to see that we were in the path of the tornado so we turned back south. As we were turning south the tornado was crossing the highway and winds increased significantly. Visibility was bad and we got hit by the tornado. We got hit by a satellite or a vortex on the south side of the tornado and almost blew us off of the road. By losing situational awareness, it got us into a terrible situation, and had we not been in our chase vehicle, Black Betty, that could’ve been a lot worse, but it takes a lot to move this truck, let alone roll it. We’re alright, I’m alright. The truck is alright and didn’t sustain any damage from that tornado, but I’m going to be taking a huge step back and reevaluating the way I chase. Thank god we’re alright.

@JSchmitz18 @OhioTate 21/22 Italian players born in USA. This is insane

@OhioTate Was a huge home run by Kyle Teel who *checks notes* was born in New Jersey. Real Italian there. Change those rules

@OhioTate They just put in a guy tossing 45

@OhioTate @Return_Of_RB @StoolAfterDark Joes vs Joes fight to end the stream with Lucas

I can confirm that @Return_Of_RB has contacted our travel agent to extend his stay from Conference Tournament Weekend. He WILL be on @StoolAfterDark on Monday night.

@OhioTate I bet it was more like a rabbit after seeing his face.

Credit to Ted Carter for resigning for banging a mistress like a man. No butter knives. No stalking. No breaking and entering. Just a hand up, that’s on me.

3li Shetler career game on tap today let’s get it done. #ArchMadness #DrakeBulldogsMB @DrakeBulldogsMB

@Sidequests77 @nstev1215 I see you’ve either been celebrating that win hard or lost most of your fingers to your bookie.

Ref show. Being 4 feet away from the court, I was able to see literally everything. Belmont was physically beat up the second half and the refs didn’t do anything about it.