Achalugo Onye nwem

Pinned this pics,so you won’t ask me to send my pics 😂🤲. Thank you 🙏

@Deethevan No vex

@goodie_ruby See as you dey do 😄

I live alone for God’s sake yet my cutlery is mysteriously disappearing. Fork today, spoon tomorrow. At this point I’m genuinely confused because who exactly is stealing my spoon?

@naughty_libra07 @oku_yungx The way I hate teaching join ehhh. The stress i see people go through is crazy

There was one time I was actively looking for work. Every day I would leave my house with a printed CV and the other documents needed for a job application. I would wake up around 7 and map routes in my head I would trek to and time I would rest. I submitted my CV to more than 10 places with no successful callback. I decided to try one school I have always seen on my way back home looking for a vacancy. I got there and greeted the principal and told him I saw his vacancy and I was here to apply. He asked that I come for the interview the next day. Happy that I will finally get something I prepared and went the next day. After the rigorous exercise of the interview(writing lesson note examples, doing mini exams, and small teaching practices) it was time to decide what I would be paid as I was successfully picked. Principal: Congratulations on your successful performance. Me: Thank you sir Principal: So you will be taking class JS 1-3 basic tech, basic science, resumption is 7am, and we close by 4pm Me: *in my head 😩😩 but I replied okay Principal: You know this is a small school, you would be paid 7500, plus 1000 transport fare every week. If you......... Me: Cuts in..please give me back my CV sir. Collects CV and walked away.

@Deethevan Shabi ur spoons abandoned u. Use ur hands na

@goodie_ruby As how nah? 😅

@AweniOnibata @oku_yungx Oh my God😂😂😂.

Long story short, my pad fell on the road🥹🥹🥹

@King_of_Thingz @naughty_libra07 U headed .. I thought it was decking oo😂😂😂.

@naughty_libra07 I once headed a lady. The heading was so good that she told me how she couldn't confront her neighbor who was smashing her husband, begged me to plug and DICKmatize her. She sang like a 🕊️ with treble, and when she was shooting, she said, I hope I get pregnant for you. Omo!

Talking about moaning 😂😂 My friend Deetwo (Damilare is his real name) told me about a girl he brought to his hostel that year he was in school. So his compound contained flats of self-contained, and there were many. One fine evening he brought his babe over for a sleepover. Unfortunately, Nepa(as they were called then) took off around 10 pm, and there was no fuel in his generator. He and the babe started making out, but knowing how silent the compound was asked that they stop and continued when light was restored. But she didn't bulge as she was already in the mood. After much persuasion from the babe saying she wasn't going to be loud, he agreed and they continued. 5-6 strokes later she started moaning loudly “dami I love you ” X the number of each stroke 😂😂😂 she was so loud he had to put his speakers on so his neighbor won't hear. Morning came and he saw her off, he said immediately he came back some of his guys in the compound were already outside greeting him “ Dami I love you” 😅😂😂😂

@instablog9ja Omoo he must clean it oo. Common sense should tell u that when u are din working ,u clean ur environment.

“AC repair man refused to clean the mess he made… until the homeowner insisted.” 🧹 Do you think service workers should clean up after the job? 🤔👇

@ASA__ODOGWU I didn’t know they stitch it oooo. First thing I am seeing this morning 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Does this even sound bright to you? Always capping a lot of shiiit. “Preventing women like you” how about women like your own mother? Women are having a conversation with one another on women matters and you will always find a way to s lut shame them. Olodo core.

@Deethevan Why on earth will u sit next to a date ?? Is ur head paining u as a human ? Aside from security reasons … it doesnt sit right with me . What if the person is not normal ?

Omo, I’ll sit across from my date, please 🙏 Not because I’m forming posh ooo or anything but purely for security and surveillance purposes. From that angle, I have a full 180-degree view of the environment. Entrance, exit, suspicious movements, sudden aggression and what not. There might be an angry ex, a forgotten situationship, or one supposed bestie that was never really just a bestie that can show up with cane, slippers, or a boiling revenge shouting “SO THIS IS WHERE YOU ARE JANET” kini kan, kini kan. I swear, I’m not even paranoid 🤧

@chimaijem14 That’s why they said ,close ur mouth till ur progress is secured . Sorry for what happened to u . Don’t trust anyone

3 years ago, I saved up money to travel abroad. Visa approved, everything ready. My flight was in 2 weeks. I told my friends. Everyone was happy for me. At that time, I had about 7 close friends. Three of them were already living abroad. Since I was leaving soon, I decided to organize a farewell party for them and my girlfriend (now my ex). We lodged in a hotel, ate, drank and enjoyed ourselves all night. It was supposed to be a happy memory before my journey. But 4 days later, something strange started happening. I began to feel serious pain all over my body. At first I thought it was normal sickness. I bought medicine, but nothing worked. Each day the pain became worse. Soon it got to the point where I couldn’t even stand up from my bed. My people rushed me to the hospital. I spent 3 days there, but the doctors couldn’t find anything wrong. They transferred me to another hospital. Still nothing. After 2 more days, I was discharged. The doctors said they couldn’t trace any illness and advised my parents to look for another solution. My parents became very worried. They started taking me to different places, spending the money I had saved for my pocket expenses abroad. Finally, we went to a traditionalist. After checking me, he said something that shocked everyone. He said I had been poisoned. He also said if we had wasted two more days, I might not have survived. He started treatment immediately, but he said it would take 3 weeks for me to recover. Three weeks? My flight was already just days away. But my parents had no choice. They told him to continue. After about two weeks, I slowly started getting better. But by then, my flight was gone. The visa, the plans, the money… everything was lost. I had already sold most of my properties in Nigeria before preparing to travel. So I had to start my life all over again, even moving back to live with my mom. Till today, I’m still trying to find my feet again. One lesson I learned the hard way: Avoid bad friends.

@nubianqueentess @lilyally98 Even the Bible said we should marry our kind . I kinda seem amazed and so what disgusted when I hear Christian sisters saying they married a Muslim guy. U no Dey fear ?!!!!

Girl, I almost fell for this lie. I nearly married a Muslim man. He would drop me at church, remind me to go, even talked about meeting my parents. It all looked right, but deep down I knew it wasn’t. I didn’t want to leave my church or raise Muslim children, but I ignored it because I thought love would conquer. Then I met his parents. They asked me when I was converting to Islam. Later he said, “Once we’re married, all that church will stop.” That was when my eyes opened. Sis, don’t be deceived. Not everything that looks supportive is aligned with your faith. They will convert you eventually

@naughty_libra07 Thank u for the compliment 😂😂

@goodie_ruby Ah!! You are wicked..and I love it 🤣😂

There is this couple who have been married for 5 years. Two kids. A normal family you’d see around the neighborhood. Aunty Bimpe wasn’t just a wife, she was supportive. She worked, contributed, and helped Uncle Kunle handle bills. They were building life together. Then last year, Aunty Bimpe lost her job. Then everything changed. Money became tight, tension entered the house, and Uncle Kunle’s attitude changed. The same woman he once depended on suddenly became a “liability” in his eyes. One day, he brought another woman into the house. Not long after, he asked Aunty Bimpe to pack her things and leave with their two kids. Aunty Bimpe left and stayed with a friend who accommodated her and the kids. From there, she started again. Got a better job, became stable, and eventually got her own place. Life moved on. Uncle Kunle fell sick. Very sick. The same woman he chose over Aunty Bimpe has left him with no money and no support. Now he’s back… calling Aunty Bimpe. Apologizing. Begging. Saying he has changed. Asking her to help him with a large amount of money to save his life. The same woman he once called a liability… is now his only hope. So tell me… If you were Aunty Bimpe, would you help him?

@Deethevan Come and check ur temperature

@goodie_ruby It’s my own Friday oooo. Na mindset!!

While we’re still shocked with the holiday portioning, I Oluwadamilare already accepted reality. So TGIF to all who celebrate and happy weekend as well 🤝

@_y3maya Dont block him. Save it and let him turn to status viewer . But if he blocked u,block him back

all because i asked to take the conversation to imessage💔

@Amara_Grace2 My mum didnt allow her sister(my aunt) to go to her husband’s house,till after everything was complete ooo. It is advisable to complete everything. U have started,why cant u finish and carry ur wife once and for all

I woke up this morning with a question in my heart: Is it advisable for a woman to move into her husband’s house and start living there fully after the traditional marriage ceremony? Or should she wait until everything is properly completed, such as the white wedding and the court marriage, before settling in?

@Prezain_LJ U can do such abroad not in Nigeria . HIV /AIDS will just be smiling at u

People, especially women, need to come to terms with this. It will save them a lot of mental stress and heartbreak. Many men have figured out that the easiest way to get sex is by offering a relationship. They promise heaven and earth in the name of commitment, even when they never intended to follow through. We need to learn to live in the moment and enjoy our lives without constantly worrying about what comes next. I don’t understand the obsession with commitment and “serious relationships.” There’s no shame in having one sexual partner you’re not dating, where the arrangement is purely for sex and companionship when needed. You see each other, enjoy your time, and then everyone returns to their normal life. No stress about who they’re seeing or why they didn’t pick your call. It protects your peace of mind. All that energy people pour into committed relationships could be redirected into something more productive. You give them your best, and they still leave, taking your peace with them and leaving you with emotional baggage and trauma.

@instablog9ja No Dey put mouth for family matter aunty. U were only married into the family oo

“My husband refuses to help his father financially after what he did to his mother.” 💔 Lady shares painful family history after her husband declined supporting his father, saying the same man allegedly tried to harm his pregnant mother years ago. Now she’s asking: Should she encourage forgiveness, or let the past remain in the past? 🤔 What would you do in this situation? 👇

@riittaaje @u6achukwu Sorry for laughing 🤣

I didn't cohabit exactly, but I visited him without calling. There, I met a mature lady cooking. That was the first time I ate native rice with stockfish. Anyway, he told her I was his cousin visiting from school, even though I was already working, not schooling. I slept in the living room, and they definitely enjoyed themselves that night while I lay on the couch in the living room listening to "Uyo Meyo" by Teni and crying. She made breakfast the next morning, I ate shamelessly, and then I left. I've never been able to share this with anyone until today. Fear men... Run from men... Avoid men...