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Sam Crooke
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you absolutely do NOT have to hand it to tucker or megan with a y b/c there is UNDOUBETDLY an ulterior motive for their behavior that is self-serving and disgusting. These people are constitutionally incapable of authentic motivation stemming from personal values
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anyone trying to tell you after one date where you "need to work on yourself" is the type of asshole to also share your text message over twitter for virality. luckily for this person they're not real
jojo@rockstarnoguitr
had a bad date with this girl but at the end of the day we’re all human beings out here trying…we all should be more kind and accepting to one another
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@timecaptales It’s Legit. I had to turn it off after 10 seconds or so, same as a real QT interview
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remember, new music isnt worse or bad, you just hate how you feel being old and are blaming everything except the reality that we will all die one day
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imagine thinking this dumb shit when Die Spitz, Mannequin Pussy, Otoboke Beaver, Leon Bridges, Goat, and so many more new bands exist..
here's Upchuck from Atlanta
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doomer@uncledoomer
its crazy that for millenials this was just a mid throwaway indie pop one hit wonder amidst hundreds of others during a golden age of indie music destined to be forgotten, but has recently been rediscovered because music right now is just that fucking bad
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ok but all chess is 3d chess? maybe online its 2d, but there's the element of spacetime as well... you know what, fuck it, i concur fuck that guy (you too megan with a y)
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla
Yikes.
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this goes out to @midphrenologist in a world of chaos and haters
youtube.com/watch?v=-MKi82…
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@notcapnamerica they lookin for a bagger vance guide or something? nah yall dumbasses fucked us into perdition, bought the ticket now take the ride
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I don’t know what’s going on but I’m getting an influx of MAGA followers
It’s very DEI over here so yall might wanna just gone head and exit stage left
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Rutger Gunnarsson laying down one of the most iconic basslines in pop history, “Dancing Queen”
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"She's In Parties" - Bauhaus. I've done this one before, but there's something about a distorted telecaster with lots of chorus that brings out my inner Daniel Ash...
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@JhaveriVatsala @offbeatorbit he looks cool as hell tho! (im v old)
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@helldebarge @offbeatorbit I always love predictions like this because of the assumption that 20 years into the future people will still dress and style their hair like today.
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@onionweigher 7 days from now you will be summoned to the garfield dimension to weigh onions for meat sauce
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last night I had a dream where garfield was australian and he has going around calling odie a "right cunt"
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@onionweigher it’s very popular graffiti trend in melbourne specifically where you just draw garfield with a gigantic pair of knockers
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