RapedHowlingBermanSimulator

> Be Neil deGrasse Tyson > “Gravity is also a theory, you stupid inbred bovine, you gonna deny that too?” > Get abducted by a superior species capable of warp technology/light speed travel > “Do you guys have science deniers on your planet too” > ??? > Anal probe

@HowlingDoom @HowlingRed01 That woman is the entire reason I dated violent gingers with a little plush on the sides.

@HowlingRed01 Can I say something without everyone getting mad? I actually kinda like when women are pretty fat like this

This is how Bryce Howard deserves to be transported at all times

Giving them access to clean water was a mistake

And we all know it

@TobyTurner @Howlingmutant0 Come. Join us. Look up.

“It’s the trillionaire’s fault I’m a loser”

How it feels being a White boy in motion ~TRM

It looks like I'm growing dragonflies

@OrbitalBreach Nice plants nigga, I love it

@WSJ Alternative headline; “The rise of candidates from a new generation” Or “Candidates run for office”

With campaigns that blend manliness with populist outrage, “dudebro” candidates across the political spectrum hope influencer-style swagger will win over voters. So who exactly is this guy? 🔗 on.wsj.com/444C7O6

@PurgedMaoist Noah please for the love of God let me DM you my favorite bus

Here is the intro of the critically acclaimed documentary We Are Maoist Landlord, returning to all major streaming services (tubi, youtube, dailymotion, vimeo, netflix) TOMORROW. The Izzat Nuke may be gone but it'll never be forgotten🤍

@OrbitalBreach @TobyTurner @Howlingmutant0

@TobyTurner @Howlingmutant0 Can we offer you some carrots in these trying times?

almost every one of these guys is a ‘howling’ something @Howlingmutant0 🤣

@SteveScipio @TobyTurner @Howlingmutant0 I like raping the corpse of my best friend’s mom who died of leukemia in 2017

@TobyTurner @Howlingmutant0 @Howlingmutant0 takes full, legal responsibility for everything any one of these guys posts

@themurderwave @howlingpaper1 Think of it this way. 2000s: Everyone was ADD 2010-2020: Everyone was Bipolar 2020s: Everyone is Schizo now.

Then why isn’t everybody dead they eating so much food that they had to invent Ozempic that they can order off their very own magic touchscreen international communication device shh babygirl

@RealJohnRose @TobyTurner @Howlingmutant0 Ooga booga bitch

@TobyTurner @Howlingmutant0 Toby Turner has found the Howling Mutant cult following I repeat Toby Turner has found Howling Mutant cult following

@DollFoidEdits @TobyTurner @Howlingmutant0

@howlingpaper1 @TobyTurner @Howlingmutant0 I know but don’t let it stahp niggah

@DollFoidEdits @TobyTurner @Howlingmutant0

@TobyTurner @Howlingmutant0 Indeed. Keep it going. Don’t listen to Berman.

@TobyTurner @Howlingmutant0 I uh.. I can explain

@TobyTurner @BradMiller1010 @elonmusk

@BradMiller1010 @elonmusk 😏

If there's any cult more ridiculous than the Trump cult, it's the Elon cult. The dude is a weird technoccultist who basically serves as the avatar of the tech elite arm of the global power structure. If you believe @elonmusk is rich just because he's smart, then you have no idea how the world works. You probably also believe he purchased Twitter because he cares about free speech. You probably still believe DOGE was about eliminating govt waste & corruption. Elon is not the richest person in the world. He's the richest person we're allowed to know about. Within the real world power dynamics, he's a middle manager at best. He's rich because he's useful to the globalist asset managers. He's been allowed to become wealthy because it's part of his scripted persona. This persona is useful in getting normie morons to suspend all judgment & get on board with the implementation of the technocrat takeover. Elon's role is essential in building out the data collection/surveillance infrastructure of the control grid. If he were to refuse to do the bidding of his masters, his stock value would plummet & his wealth would evaporate. He knows this, which is why he does what he's told. You guys have got to stop worshipping your overlords. It's pathetic.