Dan From HR

Dear CEO: A Letter from Your Former HR Business Partner ✉️ linkedin.com/pulse/dear-ceo…

@ScottyTidwell @periwinkleplur @TimSweeneyEpic Please be so ffr

Epic has paid Apple over $237M+ in commissions for doing absolutely nothing other than having Fortnite on iOS. Epic is fighting the good fight for all of us... and it's cost them well over $100M in legal fees and hundreds of millions in lost revenue. How many jobs would have been saved without that amount of outflows?

The surest way to spot a monopoly? A company makes vast profits from vast markups, does a bad job, is hated by suppliers, and has no competition. Let Steam bring their store to iOS. Let Epic bring our store to iOS. Let the best store win!

@iAnonPatriot Nobody cares bitch

Liberals are absolutely FURIOUS that a father told his children to stop disrespecting “his wife”.. I saw nothing wrong with this interaction.

@Ravarora1 @gmiller Dude lol you’re a fucking clown

@gmiller Here’s a clip on the rise of LGBTQ+ Gen Z women (mostly). Hint: it’s driven more by political ideology, not suppressed biological desires. Ie. not ppl coming out of the closet as gay as much as young ppl wanting to be cool and identify as “nonbinary”: youtu.be/gc1X8knuxgg?si…

Went on a date with this nice, fun girl last month. Politics came up as we were savouring chicken souvlaki over dinner. She said “Charlie Kirk deserved to die…like for all the hate he spewed” Last time I saw her. I didn’t even bother debating bc it was such a non-starter. Some young liberal chicks are absolutely insane

@Ravarora1 Okay but you’re super submissive and breedable

@iky_fwjett Self roast

My ex-wife is a different person after our divorce She was always debbie downer, putting bare minimum into herself and her dress. She was always stressed, one minute from a nervous breakdown. I'd tell her to relax and she'd get angry. I'd ask her what she needs from me, she'd throw a tantrum. We got divorced because I couldn't handle her issues, her hot and cold behavior. I saw her today at a mutual friend's wedding, she looks so different I didn't recognise her at first. She was the woman I dated in college again. Beautiful, funny and the center of the room. Why couldn't she be that woman for me? Why did it take me leaving for her to be herself again?

@DrewPavlou Fucking idiot

Even if you hate Trump, you have to admit that it’s rare to see a public figure with so few personal controversies

@rycallear @AlTayWeiss You’re legit submissive and breedable

@AlTayWeiss While I agree that 8 out of 10 are soy boys, there are rare but not rare enough cases of tenants like my best friend (who since passed) that reported BLACK MOLD to the landlord for YEARS & didn’t do shit I saw it when I helped him move, it was UNLIVABLE.

@AlTayWeiss Sorry you have to do your job

@EvanAKilgore Wah wah wah you got what you wanted dumbass

Donald Trump sucks now. This second Administration is a joke. I'm not even sorry anymore. MAGA is dead. I'm out.

@dookasaurus @SoveyX Vote better next time

@SoveyX I just paid a 6 figure tax bill. That is on top of what was already witheld. They can all KMA.

I just paid my taxes. You’re welcome, chronically unemployed people who are living on my tab. Be at my house Saturday at 8 AM. You’ve got yardwork to do.

@SoveyX “Christian” - yeah sounds about right. Dumbass

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@lady_valor_07 Is that a ghost buying groceries?

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this photo?

@otokyo__ Women?

Women deal with periods, pregnancy, menopause wtf do men deal with ?

@Luv_Xcuses HOAs

Be brutally honest, what's one thing Americans are simply better at than the rest of the world??

@jakeshieldsajj Lmao I love how often you guys get immediate community flagged lmao

If Trump is able to open the Strait of Hormuz he will be the greatest president in American history No president before him even attempted to negotiate to open it You are playing chess while the president is playing 5D chess MAGA for life

“How would you describe a republican?” I start with a normal person and then remove all reason, logic and accountability As good as it gets had it nailed