Eugene Phyton

Things I wanna do in 2026 - Get more drunk - Do more drugs - Have sex with more women - Win more bets - Find God - get clean - relapse - get clean again

@alphaodus @Imnot_bolu Because you have constant electricity nau.

@iAmPhyton @Imnot_bolu Lie, mine takes 6 hours not days

Buying powerbanks with huge battery capacity when you rarely have light to charge it, is total waste of money sha

Imagine saying frozen bobo is better than ice cream. It keeps getting worse. 💔

@NoteSphere Nigeria has crazy potential. 💔

Jinseoul ranks the top 10 states she visited in Nigeria 💜

@sochee_01 @realyobarnub I'll never understand.

@iAmPhyton @realyobarnub lol bro really crazy

“I just found out NYSC corps members earn ₦77k monthly, so after school I’m going for NYSC and I will be saving 77k for three years so I can finally visit the Maldives 😂” ~ Peller

@LostSonofRome Fix your testosterone sha.

My sex drive is so inconsistent. Most of the time I’ll be fine, jerk off once a day or every other day. Then like one week out of the month I’ll feel feral and want to mount everyone in sight.

@CatiaKyen @jbmillenial What the fuck.

Why is it that some men can’t control their sexual desires?! Imagine what this stup!d man was caught doing to a little girl in broad daylight. They should castrate him after beating the shii out of him. Wtf🤦🏽‍♀️

@fwzishere Bring like that.

If this babe gives you head, she’s gonna swallow your d*ck🥹

@TomCAFF__ You wan shit when you never chop in days. You go just comot your intestine.

I went to take a shit and nothing came out, guys pls what’s going on?? 😭

@Zaggyszn @xatbiodam Won't even flinch. It's free advertisement.

when u thought y’all ended things on good terms but u wake up with your meat on her story

@iamopsy_ Saw it yesterday for myself

@rukky_nate Average ragebait tweet. Wdym you don't see the need to build a house in your own village. Lmao. 🫩☝🏽

Personally, I don’t see the need to build a house in your village. you don’t live there. you don’t plan to retire there. you barely even visit. your parents might not even be there, probably late. so who exactly is the house for? status? sentiments… or just tradition?

@Isiego_ Nutri C is now 2k ????😂💔 No way man.

Nutri C is now 2k for a pack😂. We no even fit relive our childhood😂

@codedbruhh You aren't hungry enough 🥀

How do these guys do it man. Because her nakedness alone will depress life out of me.

@fleshsimulator And we wouldn't hear the last of it.

If god was female she would have told us

@gospel_harmony @Tobielobba See as she paste bill 🥀😂

@iAmPhyton @Tobielobba 2k ohh 😭😂

Private Hospital Bills Antenatal Registration: – Silver Plan: ₦35,000 – Gold Plan: ₦60,000 – Platinum Plan: ₦90,000 (Depends on the choice of hospital) Delivery: – Vag!nal Birth: ~₦150,000 – CS (Caesarean Section): ~₦500,000 Public Hospital Antenatal Registration: ~₦20,000 Delivery: – Vag!nal Birth: ~₦100,000 – CS: ~₦200,000- ₦400,000

@Wizarab10 Any government that negotiates with terrorists works with them.

Any government that rehabilitates bandits and releases them back into society, is in bed with bandits. There is no greater way to announce that you hate your people than to free the people that kills them.

@shezzzz_weird Fb ☝🏽

Where all my trolls at Una no miss me ni?

@MelvinWalvin @ClashofClans I go dy this game till the day their server dies o. Lmao.

@iAmPhyton @ClashofClans Broooo, clash of clans still dey.. I done off. No be like 2014 we been dey play this game like mad

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@f_jxr_ You thought you did something. It's literally what it is. 💔

what if our excrete is just our body’s natural waste leaving our system