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My marvelous, loving, gamer cat and friend Guinness passed away last Friday at the age of 15. We will love him forever and miss him everyday of our lives 🍀🖤💚

@realmadrid Y todavía lo pondréis a un riñón la entrada.

📌 El Espanyol - Real Madrid se jugará el domingo, 3 de mayo, a las 21:00 CEST.

@realmadrid Diría que limpia en la plantilla, tomarse en serio lo de reestructurar la gestión deportiva, etc. pero no lo vais a hacer, así que ya nos veremos en abril del año que viene pensando en el verano.

Eliminados de la Champions.

@NoContextBrits Start with "Dear Yo Momma So Fat" for a polite introduction.

Can anyone answer this?

@FabrizioRomano Yeah, that's cool. I hope Atleti wins, though.

🚨 Mikel Arteta: “It’s a massive moment. It’s the first time in our history, 140 years, that we are back to back UCL semi finalists”. “To be part of those teams is something very special”.

@el_pais Ni así nos deja teletrabajar la carca de mi jefa.

🔴 Bruselas plantea un día de teletrabajo obligatorio y abaratar el transporte público para paliar la crisis energética social.elpais.com/pprs33

@AlexeyGorboot Good Frazetta homage!

The servants of the dragon are tax collectors in search of profit.

@fernandopalomo Y el agua moja.

El Mundial está cargado de política.

@migquintana Tanto entrenador de cantera, para sacar a Camavinga en vez de Pitarch y a Mastantuono o Brahim en vez de a Gonzalo. Buen pelele el Arboleda.

Luis Díaz marcó desde donde en teoría debía estar Camavinga, pero la realidad es que Camavinga tenía que estar en el banquillo (y no el del Real Madrid). En la Champions muchas veces eres tan fuerte como lo sea tu eslabón más débil, y un jugador así es un problema andante.

@FabrizioRomano Another moral win for Barça!

🚨 Frenkie de Jong: “We feel that we were better than them in both matches. We dominated them even with 10 men”.

@RabbiPoupko Shut up and run, the Pharao is coming!

Expell Spain from all Western international institutions.

@BlackwoodBrief At this point, publicly hating Zionism is starting to look like the responsible, moral thing to do in your everyday life.

🚨 ISRAELI OFFICIAL THREATENS THE WORLD LIVE 🔥 "Anyone who criticizes Israel is our enemy. We will watch you through Google. We will expose your weaknesses. We will get you fired from your job. And if you own a business, we will bankrupt you." This is not a random activist speaking. This is an official from the Israeli Embassy in Washington. This is exactly what Zionism has become. A global intimidation machine that threatens your livelihood if you dare speak against them. Share before they try to delete it.

@Jimina_Sabadu Iba mazo en su momento al de Callao, no habrán caído libros y pelis que aún conservo. Pero entré hace unos meses al del Oasiz, vi que parecía un MediaMarkt con 4 mangas y 5 libros random, y perdí la fe en la marca.

Acabo de entrar a la Fnac de Madrid (recién reformada) y se me ha caído el alma a los pies.

@Acyn If the Democrats were still a thing, they would've eaten this clown alive already.

Reporter: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ? Trump: It wasn't a depiction. I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor. And had to do with red cross as a red cross worker, which we support and only the fake news could come up with that one.

@SpeedSportLife I like them, but this IP and narrow alleys don't combine well.

I can't wait to play this game and be bored of it in a week like every other Forza Horizon I've played

@DaAngryOstrich Cletus, his sister Pammy Lee and all their children.

I don't understand how Donald Trump has a 37% approval rating.. Who are the fucking idiots that approve of this chaos?

@SilentlySirs This is amazing news for the foreign affairs of the European Union. We all celebrate.

🚨 Budapest now: 17 years of Orbán's rule ended tonight — in the streets. The man who shielded Netanyahu, blocked every EU resolution against the genocide in Gaza, opened his skies to an ICC-wanted fugitive… was brought down by his own people at the ballot box. A lesson to every tyrant: the chair is temporary. The people remain.

@JensStuemmler Apart from the fact that it can fly away and damage the engine.

Even in small, insignificant gestures, Trump impressively demonstrates just what an idiot he is. He isn't even capable of closing an umbrella and leaves that to the Secret Service

@uricohenisrael They threw the trash out on March 31, 1492.

what have spain contributed to the world?

@WhiteHouse I see an arch, but I see no triumph.

“I am pleased to announce that TODAY my Administration officially filed the presentation and plans to the highly respected Commission of Fine Arts for what will be the GREATEST and MOST BEAUTIFUL Triumphal Arch, anywhere in the World. This will be a wonderful addition to the Washington D.C. area for all Americans to enjoy for many decades to come!” - President DONALD J. TRUMP

@IsraeliPM Out of the what gat?

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu: “Israel will not remain silent in the face of those who attack us. Spain has defamed our heroes, the soldiers of the IDF, the soldiers of the most moral army in the world. 1/4